Bare Assets Melbourne Reviews

This will be a short review. Not much to talk about. I entered about 9:00. No entry fee. Sat at the bar and ordered a $7 beer. A little...

I thought I had put a review in of Bare Assets but apparently not so here does from my visit at the beginning of February. It is a small club, I think $8 cover when...

Location Stopped by for an hour around 6PM on a Sunday. The club is conveniently located a mile east of I95 in Melbourne, on the north side of the road. It’s a small club, with...

I found myself here at happy hour when the weather cancelled my other plans. There was no cover just before 5pm. Everyone was hanging out at the bar. I...

I found myself in West Melbourne about 10 PM in mid April with $$$ designated for T&A. Cover was $10 beer was $6.50. Parking lot was full but, the club had plenty of...

Melbourne, FL. Not the Australia one. Tuesday night. This another space coast club but off the coast. I tell you what I’m a fan of this area in strip clubs. Not extras place all...

Went to the club after the Renaissance festival. I got there about 8:00 p.m. and stayed till around 10:30. The club from outside looks pretty small. It feels larger on the inside though. When...

Convenient place a fraction of a mile from 95 on 192. There were 3 dancers there when I arrived but maybe a couple more somewhere close. As you walk in, bar is on your right....

I arrived around 11:30pm-midnight. The club was packed full with standing room only. I've never seen a strip club so packed. I got some dances from a Cuban short chick who was built up...

I'm seldom in Melbourne and hadn't been here in a long time. Music was weird eclectic. Clientele was mostly middle aged white. I didn't see alot of black customers or dancers and the DJ...

I only had a short period of time on my way to Jacksonville, so as much as I would have liked to visit the Cocoa Beach clubs, I did not have the time. So...

Was hit by the smell of smoke as soon as I walked into this club. I couldn't stay long because I didn't want me clothes to stink of smoke when I got home. ...

Last day in the area before heading home to CA and had an hour to spare, so after some TUSL recon, decided to pay BA a visit. Arrived around 3:00 to no cover fee...

On Tuesday, May 17th I arrived at B.A. at 7:00pm paying an $8 cover and going to the bar ordering a beer for $5.50. Physical Description- Neighborhood - Club Employees: Absolutely no change from...

Out of my weeknight visits to the clubs in the Melbourne-Cocoa Beach area, Bare Assets was the only one with any promise. I arrived around 11pm to a fairly crowded club. It was I think...

I arrived at Bare Assets at 5:30pm, Thursday, March 17,2022. This was my fourth visit, my last visit being December 20, 2021. Physical Description of the Club: The club layout is the same...

I arrived at B.A. at 6:30pm on Saturday, December 18, 2021. Parking was easy as I got a spot in front of the entrance. I’ve described this club in previous reviews but have never...

Arrived at B.A. at 6:30 yesterday evening. Plenty of nearby parking. Upon entering the club I felt very comfortable as there were gentlemen customers around my age (seniors). Took a seat...

I arrived at Bare Assets at 6:45pm, Saturday, October 16, 2021. Upon entering there were about 8 customers, 3 dancers, and a female bartender who was cute. After sitting at a table between the...

My trip to Bare Assets was unlike any strip club I've ever been to - before or after, both good and bad. The club is pretty standard fare for the traveler. Easily accessed from...

I am so livid!!!! This is a brutally Honest post about working at this club!!!! I just had one of the dj’s pocket my house fee. I have been working as a dancer off...

When in the Cape Canaveral area, I sometimes visit Bare Assets (BA) at night. BA is located right off exit 192 of I-95. There is no fee to park and a food truck outside...

Not a terrible club by any means. The staff is generally very friendly and nice but it could definitely be better in many ways. I’ve been to this club about a dozen times over...

Stopped in durnig the afternoon. Only two dancers, about seven customers. There were no dancers on stage for quite some time. Just a bunch of guys staring at a stage. At...

Been to this club a few times. It's a decent place that's close by. They have a couple of really good looking girls. Kasey, kimmi, & jade have the look I'm after. Usually 1...