Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Decent place to stop by for a drink

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Nebulay
Mar 31, 2017, 1:57 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

Been here a few times, mostly during the day. Drinks are reasonably priced and strong so there is value there. Bartender is cute and always nice. As far as dancers on day shift they are mostly 30-45 year old milfs ranging from slim to curvy. Out of the 8 I saw, all were white but two, a black girl and an Asian girl. No real stunners but most were cute with nice bodies. A couple bitter face girls but it was day shift and I have seen worst day crews in my travels. Dances are lacking due to the lack of privacy, it's a separate room with glass panels and a wide door everyone in the club can see through. No chance of anything wild happening there for sure. If you're just trying to have a drink and watch some stage work then this will suffice but I tend to go for mileage so it is what it is.

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Decent place to stop by for a drink