Bare Assets Melbourne Reviews

This will be a short review. Not much to talk about. I entered about 9:00. No entry fee. Sat at the bar and ordered a $7 beer. A little high, but I have seen worse. Smoking is allowed, so if you don't like leaving smelling...

I thought I had put a review in of Bare Assets but apparently not so here does from my visit at the beginning of February.

It is a small club, I think $8 cover when I arrived around 9pm. Bar to the right stage straight ahead, and past the stage is...

Location
Stopped by for an hour around 6PM on a Sunday. The club is conveniently located a mile east of I95 in Melbourne, on the north side of the road. It’s a small club, with a visible sign out front. There was plenty of parking available on site when I arrived....

I found myself here at happy hour when the weather cancelled my other plans. There was no cover just before 5pm. Everyone was hanging out at the bar. I saw about 6 ladies and maybe 8 customers. Nobody was on stage. This is...

I found myself in West Melbourne about 10 PM in mid April with $$$ designated for T&A. Cover was $10 beer was $6.50. Parking lot was full but, the club had plenty of seating.

What struck me 1st was the diversity of talent. All shapes and ethicities. From...

Melbourne, FL. Not the Australia one. Tuesday night. This another space coast club but off the coast. I tell you what I’m a fan of this area in strip clubs. Not extras place all have similar rules, same prices just good old affordable lapdances and they leave alone when your...

Went to the club after the Renaissance festival. I got there about 8:00 p.m. and stayed till around 10:30.

The club from outside looks pretty small. It feels larger on the inside though. When you first enter there is a foyer where you pay your cover of $10. You then...

Convenient place a fraction of a mile from 95 on 192. There were 3 dancers there when I arrived but maybe a couple more somewhere close.
As you walk in, bar is on your right. Stage or maybe 2 of them is in font and kind of on your left I...

I arrived around 11:30pm-midnight. The club was packed full with standing room only. I've never seen a strip club so packed. I got some dances from a Cuban short chick who was built up top and below. Breast play and grinding throughout. I got dances from 3 different women.

A...

I'm seldom in Melbourne and hadn't been here in a long time.

Music was weird eclectic. Clientele was mostly middle aged white. I didn't see alot of black customers or dancers and the DJ wasn't playing hip hop, but it may have just been the day I came.

None of the...

I only had a short period of time on my way to Jacksonville, so as much as I would have liked to visit the Cocoa Beach clubs, I did not have the time. So I settled for Bare Assets. And settled is a perfect term for the visit. Stopped in...

Was hit by the smell of smoke as soon as I walked into this club. I couldn't stay long because I didn't want me clothes to stink of smoke when I got home. And even with my short visit, I could smell the smoke in my clothes a little...

Last day in the area before heading home to CA and had an hour to spare, so after some TUSL recon, decided to pay BA a visit. Arrived around 3:00 to no cover fee and entered the dark club; it took some time for my eyes to adjust! Good sized...

On Tuesday, May 17th I arrived at B.A. at 7:00pm paying an $8 cover and going to the bar ordering a beer for $5.50.

Physical Description- Neighborhood - Club Employees: Absolutely no change from my previous reviews. Can’t seeing wasting time and space on this review.

Dancers: There were...

Out of my weeknight visits to the clubs in the Melbourne-Cocoa Beach area, Bare Assets was the only one with any promise. I arrived around 11pm to a fairly crowded club.

It was I think $8 to enter. Bar along the wall to the right. Small stage to the left and...

I arrived at Bare Assets at 5:30pm, Thursday, March 17,2022. This was my fourth visit, my last visit being December 20, 2021.

Physical Description of the Club: The club layout is the same as my last reviews. I still haven’t used the bathroom there so I can’t comment...

I arrived at B.A. at 6:30pm on Saturday, December 18, 2021. Parking was easy as I got a spot in front of the entrance.

I’ve described this club in previous reviews but have never used their mens room so cannot comment on cleanliness.
I ordered my usual Scarlet & Grey Goose...

Arrived at B.A. at 6:30 yesterday evening. Plenty of nearby parking. Upon entering the club I felt very comfortable as there were gentlemen customers around my age (seniors). Took a seat at the far end of the bar and ordered my “Scarlet & Gray” drink. The...

I arrived at Bare Assets at 6:45pm, Saturday, October 16, 2021.
Upon entering there were about 8 customers, 3 dancers, and a female bartender who was cute. After sitting at a table between the bar and the stage I waited for a server to take my order. A dancer...

My trip to Bare Assets was unlike any strip club I've ever been to - before or after, both good and bad.

The club is pretty standard fare for the traveler. Easily accessed from the highway, sufficient but not overwhelming parking. A small cart outside sells sausages and other...

I am so livid!!!! This is a brutally Honest post about working at this club!!!! I just had one of the dj’s pocket my house fee. I have been working as a dancer off and on for 14 years and I never ever ever had this problem!!! I feel really...

When in the Cape Canaveral area, I sometimes visit Bare Assets (BA) at night. BA is located right off exit 192 of I-95. There is no fee to park and a food truck outside the club. $6 to enter and $6 for a beer. When I entered, the bar was...

Not a terrible club by any means. The staff is generally very friendly and nice but it could definitely be better in many ways.

I’ve been to this club about a dozen times over the past year and they literally have women of all types but the girls rarely stick...

Stopped in durnig the afternoon. Only two dancers, about seven customers. There were no dancers on stage for quite some time. Just a bunch of guys staring at a stage. At that time, the one girls was giving a private dance and the other girl was sitting...

Been to this club a few times. It's a decent place that's close by. They have a couple of really good looking girls. Kasey, kimmi, & jade have the look I'm after. Usually 1 of them is working. Theorems often about 8-12 dancers at night on a Thursday
They can't seem...