Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Reviews

This Place is ASS!!!!!!

I was in the West Melbourne area and made the mistake of dropping into Bare Assets. I have not been to the club in years because it 's just was not good. This…

Nothing Here To See

This will be a short review. Not much to talk about. I entered about 9:00. No entry fee. Sat at the bar and ordered a $7 beer. A little high,…

Better than expected

I thought I had put a review in of Bare Assets but apparently not so here does from my visit at the beginning of February. It is a small club, I think $8 cover when I…

Location Stopped by for an hour around 6PM on a Sunday. The club is conveniently located a mile east of I95 in Melbourne, on the north side of the road. It’s a small club, with a…

The Local Hangout

I found myself here at happy hour when the weather cancelled my other plans. There was no cover just before 5pm. Everyone was hanging out at the bar. I saw…

I found myself in West Melbourne about 10 PM in mid April with $$$ designated for T&A. Cover was $10 beer was $6.50. Parking lot was full but, the club had plenty of seating. What…

Crikey! have a go at this one!

Melbourne, FL. Not the Australia one. Tuesday night. This another space coast club but off the coast. I tell you what I’m a fan of this area in strip clubs. Not extras place all have…

I got more than I expected. Just watch what one you choose.

Went to the club after the Renaissance festival. I got there about 8:00 p.m. and stayed till around 10:30. The club from outside looks pretty small. It feels larger on the inside though. When you…

Convenient place a fraction of a mile from 95 on 192. There were 3 dancers there when I arrived but maybe a couple more somewhere close. As you walk in, bar is on your right. Stage…

Not a bad way to spend a Saturday night!

I arrived around 11:30pm-midnight. The club was packed full with standing room only. I've never seen a strip club so packed. I got some dances from a Cuban short chick who was built up top…

Solid Little Spacecoast Club

I'm seldom in Melbourne and hadn't been here in a long time. Music was weird eclectic. Clientele was mostly middle aged white. I didn't see alot of black customers or dancers and the DJ wasn't…

Eh, would not likely revisit.

I only had a short period of time on my way to Jacksonville, so as much as I would have liked to visit the Cocoa Beach clubs, I did not have the time. So I…