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Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
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Chieftain
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9 mos ago
Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Nothing Here To See
This will be a short review. Not much to talk about. I entered about 9:00. No entry fee. Sat at the bar and ordered a $7 beer. A little high,…
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dealz191
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1 yr ago
Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Better than expected
I thought I had put a review in of Bare Assets but apparently not so here does from my visit at the beginning of February. It is a small club, I think $8 cover when I…
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Nsbdawg
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1 yr ago
Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Quick Stop
Location Stopped by for an hour around 6PM on a Sunday. The club is conveniently located a mile east of I95 in Melbourne, on the north side of the road. It’s a small club, with a…
last comment 1 yr ago
(Nsbdawg)
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54kevin
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1 yr ago
Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
The Local Hangout
I found myself here at happy hour when the weather cancelled my other plans. There was no cover just before 5pm. Everyone was hanging out at the bar. I saw…
last comment 1 yr ago
(chunkychicano)
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mtnboy49
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2 yrs ago
Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Ruby...
I found myself in West Melbourne about 10 PM in mid April with $$$ designated for T&A. Cover was $10 beer was $6.50. Parking lot was full but, the club had plenty of seating. What…
last comment 2 yrs ago
(Specialj)
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Muddy
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2 yrs ago
Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Crikey! have a go at this one!
Melbourne, FL. Not the Australia one. Tuesday night. This another space coast club but off the coast. I tell you what I’m a fan of this area in strip clubs. Not extras place all have…
last comment 2 yrs ago
(Mark974)
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Robot2023
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2 yrs ago
Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
I got more than I expected. Just watch what one you choose.
Went to the club after the Renaissance festival. I got there about 8:00 p.m. and stayed till around 10:30. The club from outside looks pretty small. It feels larger on the inside though. When you…
last comment 2 yrs ago
(Robot2023)
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95interstate
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2 yrs ago
Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Sunday Funday
Convenient place a fraction of a mile from 95 on 192. There were 3 dancers there when I arrived but maybe a couple more somewhere close. As you walk in, bar is on your right. Stage…
last comment 2 yrs ago
(Robot2023)
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Johndough89
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2 yrs ago
Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Not a bad way to spend a Saturday night!
I arrived around 11:30pm-midnight. The club was packed full with standing room only. I've never seen a strip club so packed. I got some dances from a Cuban short chick who was built up top…
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wasted
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3 yrs ago
Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Solid Little Spacecoast Club
I'm seldom in Melbourne and hadn't been here in a long time. Music was weird eclectic. Clientele was mostly middle aged white. I didn't see alot of black customers or dancers and the DJ wasn't…
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fla_funmeister
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3 yrs ago
Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Eh, would not likely revisit.
I only had a short period of time on my way to Jacksonville, so as much as I would have liked to visit the Cocoa Beach clubs, I did not have the time. So I…
last comment 3 yrs ago
(fla_funmeister)
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DoctorTom
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3 yrs ago
Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
OK quick visit, but need to fix the smoke issue
Was hit by the smell of smoke as soon as I walked into this club. I couldn't stay long because I didn't want me clothes to stink of smoke when I got home. And…
last comment 3 yrs ago
(RockAllNight)
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