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Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Reviews

review
published 6 mos ago
Nothing Here To See
reviewed by
Chieftain

4.0

This will be a short review. Not much to talk about. I entered about 9:00. No entry fee. Sat at the bar and ordered a $7 beer. A little high,…

review
published 1 yr ago
Better than expected
reviewed by
dealz191

5.7

I thought I had put a review in of Bare Assets but apparently not so here does from my visit at the beginning of February.

It is a small club, I think $8 cover when I…

review
published 1 yr ago
Quick Stop
reviewed by
Nsbdawg

5.7

Location
Stopped by for an hour around 6PM on a Sunday. The club is conveniently located a mile east of I95 in Melbourne, on the north side of the road. It’s a small club, with a…

review
published 1 yr ago
The Local Hangout
reviewed by
54kevin

5.0

I found myself here at happy hour when the weather cancelled my other plans. There was no cover just before 5pm. Everyone was hanging out at the bar. I saw…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Ruby...
reviewed by
mtnboy49

5.3

I found myself in West Melbourne about 10 PM in mid April with $$$ designated for T&A. Cover was $10 beer was $6.50. Parking lot was full but, the club had plenty of seating.

What…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Crikey! have a go at this one!
reviewed by
Muddy

7.3

Melbourne, FL. Not the Australia one. Tuesday night. This another space coast club but off the coast. I tell you what I’m a fan of this area in strip clubs. Not extras place all have…

review
published 2 yrs ago
I got more than I expected. Just watch what one you choose.
reviewed by
Robot2023

7.0

Went to the club after the Renaissance festival. I got there about 8:00 p.m. and stayed till around 10:30.

The club from outside looks pretty small. It feels larger on the inside though. When you…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Sunday Funday
reviewed by
95interstate

7.0

Convenient place a fraction of a mile from 95 on 192. There were 3 dancers there when I arrived but maybe a couple more somewhere close.
As you walk in, bar is on your right. Stage…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Not a bad way to spend a Saturday night!
reviewed by
Johndough89

7.7

I arrived around 11:30pm-midnight. The club was packed full with standing room only. I've never seen a strip club so packed. I got some dances from a Cuban short chick who was built up top…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Solid Little Spacecoast Club
reviewed by
wasted

6.3

I'm seldom in Melbourne and hadn't been here in a long time.

Music was weird eclectic. Clientele was mostly middle aged white. I didn't see alot of black customers or dancers and the DJ wasn't…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Eh, would not likely revisit.
reviewed by
fla_funmeister

5.0

I only had a short period of time on my way to Jacksonville, so as much as I would have liked to visit the Cocoa Beach clubs, I did not have the time. So I…

review
published 2 yrs ago
OK quick visit, but need to fix the smoke issue
reviewed by
DoctorTom

5.0

Was hit by the smell of smoke as soon as I walked into this club. I couldn't stay long because I didn't want me clothes to stink of smoke when I got home. And…