Playmates Club

I had not been to Playmates for a few months, and decided to drop in while I was cl;one by. I had no trouble finding close parking on the street, so…

This was probably my third visit to this club. Generally it is pretty busy, seems like mostly business guys and generally more dancers on shift. I was there last Thursday afternoon and…

I read up on recent reviews in preparation for my trip to Miami. They indicated Playmates is a hit or miss type of place, but I think it's a hit based on…

It’s been a while since I’ve been to Playmates to check in on things and it was a very slow night. It was a Monday night but the majority of the girls…

Ive been going to miami strip clubs for a while and overall this isnt a bad club. Its in an industrial area about 2 blocks from a main road in coral gables.…

Fairly small club about a 15 minute cab ride from South Beach. Went at about 11pm on a Wednesday night and at first there was probably more dancers than customers but it…

I am now bouncing back and forth between two clubs, Playmates and Tootsies. I stopped by Playmates at 11 PM on a Monday night after poker at a friend’s house. When…

Was on a business trip colleague suggested we go try this place, he is a local and said it was a good time. He was spot on. Small club, basically…

I went to Playmates again and got three dances. One from a Dominican girl with natural breasts, she was good but not really into the dance, one from a Cuban girl who…

This is one of the nuttiest clubs I have ever visited. There were about 30-40 girls on a Thursday and the DJ would announce the girl count from time to time as…

I took my SO to this club with a bunch of friends (gals and guys). It was her first time going to a strip club and she was very nervous.…

This is a dark, small club on a small side street not very far from Rte 1 near Merrick Village. Parking can be an issue and the guys running the valet…

Took an uber cab, to it was easy to find this place. The neighborhood is quiet and felt safe. Parking is $5 for VIP parking, or $3 for regular. Once you park,…

First strip club experience in miami. Lots of variety in dancers... received two full-contact lap dances from some spicy cubans. Lap dances were aggressive and enjoyable. I'm still looking for other clubs…

The spot is small, but the dancers are fire! There were at least 50-60 dancers in there, and the place was only like 5000 sq feet, so it almost seemed like there…

If you are in the area, visit the club you will not be let down! Went in around 4:00 on a Thursday, approximately 6 girls on shift. Mostly Hispanic, my…

I will break up this review into 5 sections so you can skip info that may not interest you: I) Intro II) Club Layout III) Dancers IV) Conclusion V) Addendum I) INTRO: ------------- Visited Playmates on Friday eve 2/6/15 just…

I've been to a number of clubs in Miami, and Playmates has the hottest collection of women I've seen thus far. I was actually kind of surprised because I was there early…

Learned about playmates from our Uber driver.... its "hidden" in the sense that its tucked away in an industrial park and not off a main road. Cover was cheap, $5…

I visited 2 times recently, it is in an out of the way quiet alley in an industrial area very near to THE Village at Merrick Park. You can park in the…

Took some clients out after a dinner meeting. Club was quiet, even for a Wednesday Night, I'm sure we just hit it on an off night. Our previous visits have…

I can't believe I waited this long to write a review! Anyway, I went to Playmates with a couple of friends. As you can imagine, majority of the girls are Hispanic. There were…

I went to Playmates alone one night to sober up after my poker game before driving home. It was a Wednesday night and Playmates was crawling with women. There must have been…

You can park in the lot or in the street, in this industrial area, which is actually only a few blocks away from the very nicest parts of Carol Gables. The…

I went to playmates on a Wednesday night to work off some frustrations. I quickly ordered a beer and started chatting up a American girl sitting at the bar. She was…

For me this is one of the better clubs in south Florida, but it has been hit or miss lately. The club itself is located in an industrial area near an…

Small, dark club with smoke fumes that you can cut with a knife. Hard to find with very limited self-parking. If you yearn for the 1980s, and in particular for…

This place immediately amazes upon entry but you quickly come to realize that the best girls over charge for everything. Suffers from the usual girls doing laps for money, even those that…

Went to Playmates after having been absent for a few months. The lay out is the same, small, crowded, hard to walk around but...they have stepped it up a level on the…

Dropped in after a long absence and found the place largely unchanged. This is a dark smaller club with the usual current selection of dubious music playing at a loud volume.…

I went to playmates to check out the scene after not having been for 2+ months. I got about 4 lap dances from the Cuban dances that were cluster in a…

Warning: when you leave this place you'll be reeking of smoke (and sweat depending on what you've been up to). That was the only downside. Arrived around 2:30 am (yep) and the…

Went to Playmates on a Wednesday night around 11:00 PM. I got a dance with a petite Puerto Rican girl with natural boobies and it was a complete turnoff because she smelled…

Girls were very social, but not pushy at all. Most of them were 7-9's from all different races. The lap dances and VIP room can be pricey, but if you find…

Went to Playmates for the first time in about a year. It's a medium sized club tucked away in Coral Gables. Once I got there the girls were friendly. A mixed group…

Overall, a pretty decent club. The service was pretty good, there was always someone around to ask if I wanted a drink or needed something. The girls here were pretty…

Playmates is slowly and unexpendingly becoming my "go-to club." Went on a Wednesday mid afternoon (~4:30). Not packed at all, maybe 8 total patrons, but 30 girls scattered throughout the room (mostly latin).…

Came here on a weekend night. This club seems to ebb and flow as far as customers coming in, it changes every 20 minutes or so from being full to looking dull.…

Been to Playmates 5 times in the last year; always weekday mid-afternoon (they don’t open until like 3:30) and my experience always varies. With the exception of one time, I’ve always…

Went to this spot on a Monday evening after a waiter from restaurant suggested it. Club is off in the cut so if you have a GPS, it would be best to…

I came here with a couple buds at 1 am to chill and check it out. I had been to bt's but I was pleasantly surprised by the quality of girls there.…

I visited Playmates for the 1st time two weeks ago on a Friday night and wrote a review for it. This is a review of a follow-up visit on a Tuesday…

Playmates was the 2nd club of a 3 club Tour de Titty that I hit on this Fr. night. I had visited Bare Necessity earlier in the eve and hit PT’s…

Great place, good atmosphere, excellent music and DJ. Dancers were actually very pretty; I would say prettier than most strip clubs around Miami. A wide variety of women (Hispanic, Caucasian and Black) VIP Room…

This is absolutely the best club in Miami that I've been to so far. Paid $3 for parking (why?) and $5 cover. The place was flooded with beautiful faces and figures. Its…

Was in Miami overnight so decided to head out to Playmates. I always go there when in Miami. Some of the old flames were there but met some new girls who really…

Typically, I go after midnight for a night out with the guys. Beer and drinks are reasonably priced. This club is a bit on the small side. One stage, but girls are…

I had been to this place on a Friday night when it was called the alley cat, and it was filled with 2 and 3, and I swore never to come back.…

Came here three nights in a row while on vacation in Miami from 6/15 to 6/17 which are Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights. Was expecting to see hot Miami girls and boy…

Laid back atmosphere, a bit smaller than most joints down here. It’s in a back part of Coral Gables so may be harder to find at first unless you know your way.…

I like this club. It's an industrial area across from a tow yard, but just a few blocks from upscale Merrick Park mall. The club itself used to to be…

The last time I came to this place it was still called "The Alley Cat" which I maintain is a better name. But I digress, because, now, it's a better club. I parked…

Arrived here just after midnight, and it was full of girls and guys, but not too crowded. The place is smallish, but there was a terrific assortment of girls of all colours,…

This club charged a $5 cover when I arrived on a Saturday night at about 9:30. There was one stage with one pole. The club was a throwback to the…

After spending a few days in Tampa on business and hitting 2001 & Mons Venus, I headed to Miami for relaxation. I looked up what was the closest & highest rated club…

2 things: 1) In contrast to others, I easily found the club with no trouble. Go to the club's website for directions. They are absolutely perfect (if you're coming from…

I love this club. They have a lot of hot girls ( 47 ) on the thursday night I was there,they are very frendly and easy to talk to. The D.J is…

Been here a couple of times, always a good time the ladies here are pretty good some whatevers but most were good. the drinks are priced around the same as other clubs…

The club is a little hard to find, but worth the effort. It is a reasonably nice facility, with good privacy in the lap dance area. It gets crowded near…

I have always wondered what this club would be like. Finally took the plunge. Club is in a heavily industrialized section of Coral Gables on Shipping Ave right off SW…

Playmates is tucked away in a sleepy, seemingly safe area of Coral Gables near a high-end auto dealership. I have never had trouble parking in the nearby parking meters, both early or…

This is my local favorite. While Tootsie's is still by far my favorite club, this one is located right near my work and I frequent it for happy hour. I'm…

Was staying in Coconut Grove and decided to stop by this place after work one night. Was difficult to find as it is down a ally and my GPS was not much…

Went to Playmates on a Thursday Afternoon. Club is in an industrial park, but very nice inside. No alcohol is allowed. 3 Dancers were on shift. A dancer called Lisa did…

Went here for my first time after one of my ATV's left BT's to work here. Well this club is pretty much the same as BT's. The club is rather small, and…

Hard to find even with GPS, added difficulty was a utility company truck completely blocking one end of the alley-like side street where the club is located. Parking was also an…

Great club to just hang out in. If you pick the right girl your mileage can go pretty far. They may not have the type of girls you can find on South…

I went to the Alley Cat because it was the closest club to the hotel that I stayed in. It is hard to find as it is located in an alley…

The Cat is not really anyone's first choice when it comes to class, or selection. But when you want a wild chick who lets you go you go to town on…

Went back and had a fairly good time. One girl named des*** was the best there. Lots of contact and allowed liberal roaming of hands. Not the best in the area but…

This place is pretty good considering the slim pickings in the immediate area. Went on a Tues afternoon, about a dozen girls. Most were 7 or higher. Had three very high mileage…

I went there a little after 4 PM on Wednesday. The club is located in Coral Gables where there are some seriously wealthy individuals. Yes, it is in an industrial…

I tried to work at this club. It looks nice on the outside, but finding it is another story. I had a map, and I knew I was in the…