Playmates Club
3875 Shipping Ave Miami, FL 33146

Small, dark club with smoke fumes...

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TipWell
Mar 5, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Small, dark club with smoke fumes that you can cut with a knife. Hard to find with very limited self-parking. If you yearn for the 1980s, and in particular for the strip clubs of the 80s, this place is your ticket. I went early and there were not many customers. Nor were there many dancers, at least in the small main room. Actually, when I went to the bar I got the sense that I interrupted something between two sketchy looking guys and the bartender; everyone stopped talking and looked at me. I got a beer and went to sit at a table although I generally prefer getting my bearings by sitting at the bar for a while. Anyway, I watched the so-so dancers on stage for a while and caught sight of one dancer I actually thought about asking for a table dance. But I only glimpsed her. While waiting for another opportunity I was approached by a different dancer who asked me for a drink. I knew I didn't want a dance from this dancer so I turned her down as politely and gently as I could. She came back with a pretty serious hard sell on the private rooms which I got tired of quickly, so after declining her offers repeatedly I left. Seems to me like one of those hit-or-miss neighborhood joints that might be worth it if you become a regular and know when the dancers you like are going to be on.

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