After spending a few days in...

After spending a few days in Tampa on business and hitting 2001 & Mons Venus, I headed to Miami for relaxation. I looked up what was the closest & highest rated club near my hotel and found Playmates. It did not find it difficult to locate as others have, my GPS took me right to it. But parking was a different story. I would have gladly paid the $5 valet fee if someone was there to do it. Finding a spot to park on the backstreets was interesting. I'm sure the regulars know exactly where they can park. I found a metered spot, I'm guessing they don't ticket these spots often but I wasn't about to find out. Maybe some regulars can fill us in on this.

There was no cover due to being there in the afternoon, but even though it was early, it was still pretty crowded. I grabbed one of the small tables, ordered a beer and enjoyed the view. At first I was unimpressed with a few things, particularly the place being smoke filled, the group of 5 regulars in the corner getting a considerable amount of the attention from a lot of the girls and acting like a group of frat boys and the heavy-set black chick who definitely looked like she wanted to be somewhere else. I continued to look around and observed one girl texting and many of the other girls rapping with the old men at the bar. Then the dollar parade began, which frankly I don't have a huge problem with but I have to admit sometimes it's hard to fork over a buck to a girl who is not at all attractive. But I do anyway because I know for some of these girls, the money they make on the dollar parade is all they will make.

There were some extremely gorgeous women there and there were a lot to choose from. This place mostly has a blue collar clientele. And there a lot of regulars, guys who end their day at the repair shop and other type places and go straight here, right next to work. A beautiful Latino women came down from the stage, did her dollar trip, and she knew she caught my eye. But before coming back my way she sat down with two guys who were definite regulars, she had been acquainted with them. She then came and sat with me. Her stage name was Shakria and she was Brazilian. We spoke for quite awhile, she never brought up going back for a dance, I actually had to inquire myself. My first thought was ok, do I want to go in the back with the first girl that sits with me or do I want to wait? I knew I didn't have a lot of time, but if I left without a dance it wouldn't have been the end of the world. Shakira was a 9 and even though she had braces, she was still easily in the top 3 of the hottest women in the place. So I asked her the deal with the rooms. She informed me $25 per song in the LD room, and the champagne room was $75 plus tip to the waitress for a private room and $400 for a half hour with her. I gulped and asked, ok, what do I get. She grabbed me through my pants and said you will not be disappointed. Ok, I was actually told the exact same thing back in NJ and while I had fun that night I left the place with my little fella being disappointed. But I threw caution to the wind and said what the hell, I got the cash burning a hole in my pocket let's go for it. Boy was I glad I did. The good news is that I received a CBJ & a then she rode me. The bad news is I did not last the full 30 minutes, lol.