I had been to this place...

I had been to this place on a Friday night when it was called the alley cat, and it was filled with 2 and 3, and I swore never to come back. But things change...while in Coral Gables on Weds. I decided to swing by for happy hour, and it turned out to be a good choice. The place is probably the hardest strip club in Florida to find as its in a small industrial area off an "avenue" that's more like a long driveway, so definitely go with gps if you can. The club is small and dumpy from indoors, and after entering I noticed a rarity - the ratio of women to men was 2 to 1 (women) with a lot of girls just hanging out, looking very bored. Right away the place just had a tired feel to it, so I didn't think I would stay too long...and all dancers walk the room after dancing asking for money which is annoying, but you give them a buck and their happy. The place was a mix of 3s to 8s, with 4 girls with just unbelievable bodies (I prefer tight bodies with a round butt, not too big) but the bodies and $2 beers kept me there just long enough. After looking around for 20 mins, I was approached with an average looking Brazilian with a riduculous body and perfect tanned and smooth skin. After hanging out a while I asked about the lapadance and champage rates and was quote $25 and then she said $75 for the room and $400 for extras??? I doubt this was the going rate for this place as $$$$$ would get you a top shelf pro to visit your house, but whatever. After fighting off the laughter for a few minutes, the cheap beers and her ass got the best of me and we went into the lapdance area. After some negotiating we ending up striking a fair deal for a few dances and HJ combo. She undressed and teased me like a pro,using her tight flawless body as a weapon, I didn't last long.I was surprisingly quick with the release as she was dripping wet and seemed actually into it, which makes the service much more fun. Had she offered the market rate for champagne, I would have bit, but maybe someone else will get a better deal. Nice girl, forgot her name, but will come back and see what mileage I can get from the other girls during happy hour.