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First Time Out Since Before The Pandemic

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

My 2 go to clubs in Prince George’s County are still on a forced COVID hiatus. I saw on FB that Mitzi’s had reopened, so I decided to trek out to Funkstown which is…

Oliver_Clothesoff_66Oliver_Clothesoff_66Contributor· 5 yrs ago6

Lackluster with a side of mediocre

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

After hearing about the place for years, I finally made it to Mitzi’s. Friday night, about 8pm. No cars in the lot (yet people inside). $10 cover and BYOB. Was told I could buy a…

Hazzard01Hazzard01· 6 yrs ago

Smoky, byob, boring

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I opened the door (despite sign to press button to be buzzed in), walked by the cash register (apparently there is no cover charge on this weeknight at 11 PM), and ordered a beer. The…

ficdonficdonElite Reviewer· 7 yrs ago

Not worth your time

★★★★★★★3.0/10

Should’ve turned around the moment I saw 3 cars in the lot! Knew ahead it was BYOB so came in with left over Coronas. $10 cover + $2 for your own beer…

wongmanwongmanVeteran Reviewer· 7 yrs ago

Chill Thursday night, really fun venue, but VIP is in no way worth it.

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Went to Mitzi's for the first time on Thursday around 10 pm. I had read the reviews and checked out the spot on google and yelp before heading over so i knew what to expect.…

CuriouspaulCuriouspaul· 8 yrs ago

Slow night at a towny club

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I was passing through on my way through Maryland and decided to stop in and check this place out. The other reviews are pretty accurate. Mitzi's has a solid towny feel. Dark, a bit dingy but…

Roo09876Roo09876Contributor· 8 yrs ago

About what I expected....

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

My first visit to Mitzi's in years was exactly as I remembered it. $10 at the door and BYOB. I went on a Fri nite, and there were about 8 dancers working. The club was…

swollenPeteswollenPete· 9 yrs ago

Won't stay open

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Mitzi's is fully disadvantaged. They apparently think they have already maintained excellent tallent and eager customers,.... but nothing could be further from the truth. Extremely expensive private dances with restrictions make…

bdchmbdchmVeteran Reviewer· 9 yrs ago

Mitzis

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

. Visited in hopes the situation might have improved from last visit. It didn't! Plenty of parking, lite adequately. Parking lot paved. You go in they verify your ID. It is a…

SweetAssSweetAss· 9 yrs ago

Beware

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

So a few friends stopped in here as we were traveling through Maryland. Saw that it was byob and we're happy because we had a cooler full of beer. We only wanted to stop for…

Rock9112Rock9112Contributor· 9 yrs ago

Can't Recommend

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Can't recommend for one reason, no contact. Any private dance from any dancer at any price without 2 way contact is a ripoff. That said the locals seem to enjoy it, so go if you…

Il8vStripper5Il8vStripper5· 10 yrs ago

If it were another bar closer I would have made the drive

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

First off the title may be a little harsh. I mean it's Hagerstown. Walked in and they take your drink and put it behind the bar. Women will greet you but trust me the regular…

tuscltusclElite Reviewer· 10 yrs ago

Good place to relax

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I hit Mitzi's about once a month when I'm in the area for work. I have also hit the WV clubs a short drive south. Mitzi's is one of my favorite clubs because it feels…

Wil09Wil09· 10 yrs ago

decent place

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

It was a decent place not overly packed but well filled of the six or so dancers I saw most were pretty good looking one definatly had some more cushion for the pushing but the…

tuscltusclElite Reviewer· 10 yrs ago

I have gone here a few...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

I have gone here a few times over the years, and I always regret going here. Hard to find in Funkstown, which is a little boro near Hagerstown. $10 cover. It is…

jaying84jaying84Veteran Reviewer· 11 yrs ago

Mitzis is a byob and like...

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Mitzis is a byob and like the others have said it's got a screwy system of charging you for your own drinks. This place is a bar that apparently lost or transfered it's license.…

hornywonhornywonContributor· 11 yrs ago1

Ok, Shadow... I get it (dancer...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Ok, Shadow... I get it (dancer self-promotion... I don't blame you). I can't knock your hustle. You said, "...to clear up a few things about the place. It's not a rip off, if you use your…

SC_AfficionadoSC_AfficionadoVeteran Reviewer· 13 yrs ago

I wrote my original review to...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I wrote my original review to clear up a few things about the place. Its not a rip off if you use ur head and do the math compared to bmore dc an west v…

shadow1713shadow1713· 13 yrs ago

I was on my way thru...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I was on my way thru the area and I had passed this club many times because I have not heard many good things about it I have always just kept on droning but decided…

ryguy99ryguy99Veteran Reviewer· 13 yrs ago

Over all the club is a...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Over all the club is a small nice atmosphere I did not like having to pay for my beer twice being a byob club I had to pay for each beer I wanted the bar…

clubman1968clubman1968· 13 yrs ago

Well I haven't been to Mitzi's...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Well I haven't been to Mitzi's place in about a year, but in general it's a fun night out with a few caveats: 1) The cover charge of $10 is excessive considering there are very few…

johnwinstroljohnwinstrol· 13 yrs ago

Have been here several times over...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Have been here several times over the years and this is NOT a large ritzy place like some of the clubs down the road in WV but the smallness tends to make it seem like…

licketyclitlicketyclit· 13 yrs ago

NO offense, to you, Shadow... but,...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

NO offense, to you, Shadow... but, Mitzi's is a big strip club RIP OFF (w/mediocre talent)!! It's NOT a good omen, when a dancer has to promote the club... Mitzi's is on the decline, for obvious…

SC_AfficionadoSC_AfficionadoVeteran Reviewer· 14 yrs ago

I work at mitzis in funkstown,...

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

I work at mitzis in funkstown, md, and my stage name there is shadow. im 5'4 without my heels green blue eyes black hair and 130 lbs. i do alot of pole work for the…

shadow1713shadow1713· 14 yrs ago1

First time here. Visited on...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

First time here. Visited on the way down I-81 on a long drive from Binghamton to Richmond. Got there around 7:30 and the place had just opened, I think. Cover was about…

nickontheroadnickontheroad· 14 yrs ago
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