Reviews

My 2 go to clubs in Prince George’s County are still on a forced COVID hiatus. I saw on FB that Mitzi’s had reopened, so I decided to trek out to Funkstown which is…

After hearing about the place for years, I finally made it to Mitzi’s. Friday night, about 8pm. No cars in the lot (yet people inside). $10 cover and BYOB. Was told I could buy a…

I opened the door (despite sign to press button to be buzzed in), walked by the cash register (apparently there is no cover charge on this weeknight at 11 PM), and ordered a beer. The…

Should’ve turned around the moment I saw 3 cars in the lot! Knew ahead it was BYOB so came in with left over Coronas. $10 cover + $2 for your own beer…

Went to Mitzi's for the first time on Thursday around 10 pm. I had read the reviews and checked out the spot on google and yelp before heading over so i knew what to expect.…

I was passing through on my way through Maryland and decided to stop in and check this place out. The other reviews are pretty accurate. Mitzi's has a solid towny feel. Dark, a bit dingy but…

My first visit to Mitzi's in years was exactly as I remembered it. $10 at the door and BYOB. I went on a Fri nite, and there were about 8 dancers working. The club was…

Mitzi's is fully disadvantaged. They apparently think they have already maintained excellent tallent and eager customers,.... but nothing could be further from the truth. Extremely expensive private dances with restrictions make…

. Visited in hopes the situation might have improved from last visit. It didn't! Plenty of parking, lite adequately. Parking lot paved. You go in they verify your ID. It is a…

So a few friends stopped in here as we were traveling through Maryland. Saw that it was byob and we're happy because we had a cooler full of beer. We only wanted to stop for…

Can't recommend for one reason, no contact. Any private dance from any dancer at any price without 2 way contact is a ripoff. That said the locals seem to enjoy it, so go if you…

First off the title may be a little harsh. I mean it's Hagerstown. Walked in and they take your drink and put it behind the bar. Women will greet you but trust me the regular…

I hit Mitzi's about once a month when I'm in the area for work. I have also hit the WV clubs a short drive south. Mitzi's is one of my favorite clubs because it feels…

It was a decent place not overly packed but well filled of the six or so dancers I saw most were pretty good looking one definatly had some more cushion for the pushing but the…

I have gone here a few times over the years, and I always regret going here. Hard to find in Funkstown, which is a little boro near Hagerstown. $10 cover. It is…

Mitzis is a byob and like the others have said it's got a screwy system of charging you for your own drinks. This place is a bar that apparently lost or transfered it's license.…

Ok, Shadow... I get it (dancer self-promotion... I don't blame you). I can't knock your hustle. You said, "...to clear up a few things about the place. It's not a rip off, if you use your…

I wrote my original review to clear up a few things about the place. Its not a rip off if you use ur head and do the math compared to bmore dc an west v…

I was on my way thru the area and I had passed this club many times because I have not heard many good things about it I have always just kept on droning but decided…

Over all the club is a small nice atmosphere I did not like having to pay for my beer twice being a byob club I had to pay for each beer I wanted the bar…

Well I haven't been to Mitzi's place in about a year, but in general it's a fun night out with a few caveats: 1) The cover charge of $10 is excessive considering there are very few…

Have been here several times over the years and this is NOT a large ritzy place like some of the clubs down the road in WV but the smallness tends to make it seem like…

NO offense, to you, Shadow... but, Mitzi's is a big strip club RIP OFF (w/mediocre talent)!! It's NOT a good omen, when a dancer has to promote the club... Mitzi's is on the decline, for obvious…

I work at mitzis in funkstown, md, and my stage name there is shadow. im 5'4 without my heels green blue eyes black hair and 130 lbs. i do alot of pole work for the…

First time here. Visited on the way down I-81 on a long drive from Binghamton to Richmond. Got there around 7:30 and the place had just opened, I think. Cover was about…