Mitzi's Lounge
Closed
48 Frederick Rd
Funkstown, MD 21734
Not worth your time
VIP Review
wongman
Jan 26, 2019, 10:39 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Friday Evening
Should’ve turned around the moment I saw 3 cars in the lot! Knew ahead it was BYOB so came in with left over Coronas. $10 cover + $2 for your own beer WTF!!! One trailer trash white dancer taunting me to get a 6 pack across the street. (Yet another clue I should leave early). Only one customer that night in a rundown, middle of nowhere joint, and no one was dancing. Only 2 girls came on fully clothed. No customer engagement, no eye contact. DJ was smoking a big cigar while talking to this one (and only one) decent looking girl. Play $1 pool by myself and left around 10. Definitely NOT coming back to this shit hole
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