Mitzi's Lounge
Closed
48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734

Well I haven't been to Mitzi's...

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johnwinstrol
Apr 12, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Well I haven't been to Mitzi's place in about a year, but in general it's a fun night out with a few caveats:

1) The cover charge of $10 is excessive considering there are very few dancers working and at least half of them are usually chubby and or fat.

2) The club itself borders on being a dive in appearance, but it's kept clean, just very dated.

3) Don't expect any future playmates here, the hottest girl in there is likely to be a 7 at any other club.

4*) It's BYOB. Now I put an asterisk here, because to me it's not an issue to bring my own beer and buy them back at $2 a pop. I know I'll always have exactly what I want to drink and it's still cheaper than buying drinks at say a DC strip club.

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