Mitzi's Lounge
Closed
48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734

Have been here several times over...

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licketyclit
Jan 13, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Have been here several times over the years and this is NOT a large ritzy place like some of the clubs down the road in WV but the smallness tends to make it seem like a comfortable corner bar. Nothing fancy but the dance floor is really low and therefore the dancers can dance VERY close to you at eye level. I think it makes for a much more intimate and seemingly personal setting. Isn't that the whole point? When I was there a couple of weeks ago, there were 5 girls dancing, all cute with average or better bodies and one really hot college age blonde who could easily have been a cheerleader. I would have had a lap dance with 4 of them for sure, totally sober, if I had that much cash to spend. I did not see any with that drugged or spaced out demeanor and the ones I chatted with seemed friendly and down to earth. Located in a very small town, quiet road (but very close to I70) and plenty of offstreet parking. $10.00 door charge, $40.00 lap dances (one song)in a private room. No alcohol in the club but bar next door with BYOB arrangements.

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