Admiral Theatre Reviews

I gotta say a quarter of these girls are super hot in many instances. However the prices for the dances are a bit stiff. The club is clean and trypically thay have a lot more girls I've been here intermittently between the years and never been quite impressed.

It's a...

Ended up going here after work on a Friday night with two other buddies. We got there a bit past midnight and it was extremely crowded on a beautiful night in Chicago. We went through the revolving doors and it was a line of people trying to get in. It...

The Admiral is a nice, clean venue with friendly, helpful security (they've actually gotten an award in the past for helping to keep the neighborhood clean so not surprising). Great mix of music including rock, rap, and pop. The DJ was pretty good and didn't talk too much...

I suppose it's true that this club is loaded with what white guys like- skinny ladies. While the club is expensive with the cover charge and the mandatory 1 drink, I find the thinner model-types very hot and enjoy the club. I had been here before for Diva,...

I had been to the Admiral on a Sunday night.
I entered just as they opened around 9 pm.
It wasn't crowded.
There were approximately 10 guys sitting around.

It took them some time to serve my drink.
The waitress was very pleasant and welcoming.

While I was engrossed in enjoying the sensuous dances on stage,
One...

I was in Chicago for work and one of my coworkers convinced me to make a trip to the Admiral after our meetings wrapped up on a Tuesday evening. Cover was $25 at the door, and when we got inside they sat us in a section kind of far from...

If you're a scardy cat with money, this might be your best option in Chicago. The atmosphere is safe and even classy as clubs in the area go. The girls will appeal to your average white guy: all skinny and tall. It feels like you're seeing the same girl over...

This is my first time actually going on a Friday, it was one of the best times I've had here at the Admiral. From the time I stepped in, the bouncer asked if I want to sit on the main floor or the VIP area, I said sit me in...

Admiral seems to never change too much. They had the hottest ladies that Sunday night. I came for one lady in particular- Diva. She is by far, the hottest of the hottest strippers. If she didn't have excellent d-cups, she still had great curves, great ass,...

It had been a couple of years since I visited the Admiral. Good news: it hasn't changed. Bad news: it hasn't changed.

The Admiral is still the place to see the best-looking dancers in Chicago. They still dress elegantly. They still undress completely, although some...

I parked on Pulaski near the police station to avoid the "valet" self parking fee of $15, but still paid $25 to enter. Some hope that's just Friday nights, but that is all evenings/nights, and there is a mandatory one drink purchase, and this club is non-alcohol. So...

first time here and probably my last. not because it didn't impress(actually, I wasn't really impressed) but the air dances and horrible "value" make it not worth my time, even just to watch. I was hit for $46 bones before I even sat down. I haven't forked over that kind...

Was in Chicago for a weekend boys trip, so decided to hit up the best rated strip club. Not sure if it was the time or day, but we went and came out after an hour and not being approached by a single stripper. We went in at around 3...

I arrived at the theater shortly after 9 p.m. local time, which in retrospect is the perfect time to get there on a Friday; business is only starting to pick up at that point, so street-side parking can still be found in the same block and the second wave of...

This time at our week to Horseshoe, we had 3 people in my party. I was the big winner with literally just over 2k in my pocket. Again, I wasn't driving so against our better judgement, the driver wanted to go here. (I was the big loser...

If your downtown not in the mood to venture down south, Admiral is still a solid choice. Short cab/uber ride over. Safe area, okay to park on the street if you drive. No drinks are served but there is a bar 2 doors down and they will let you back...

I have been meaning to check out The Admiral Theatre for years on one of my business trips to Chicago. I finally managed to make it there on a Tuesday night and stayed there from about 10 pm to midnight. Overall, I was quite satisfied. As expected, it is a...

Went here years ago and enjoyed myself.... Decided to hit them up again and it's still a very nice, upscale club in the city...

Posh would be a great word to describe the Admiral.

High cover charge and expensive drinks (required to buy), but what else would you expect when you're...

Park on the street two blocks south on Pulaski in view of the police station and you will feel that your car will be okay. They open at 7pm and start out slow, but even arriving early doesn't get you out of the $25 cover. I don't drink...

Went to Admiral after a night of drinking in Chicago. The club was clean. It is fully nude and no alcohol is served. Cover is $25 + a mandatory $6 soft drink purchase. The women are very attractive. Fully nude on stage where you can sit and tip singles. Great...

I went with my friends not knowing what to expect. It's completely nude and thus there's no alcoholic drinks. Soft drinks are $6. It's not overbearing and it's not a seedy place, so pretty great experience for a first-timer. The bouncer wasn't rude and was actually very accommodating if you...

it was my first time visiting this club. it was pretty good, the dancers were kind of pushy. the bouncer was a little rude. most of the girls here are above average in looks. The dances were 3 songs for 75, 6 songs for 150, half and hour 225 and...

I’ve been coming to the Admiral for what’s gotta be over 20 years. In that time, I’ve watched the club evolve along with the industry. What used to be an air-dance only club has gone through a lot of changes. Table dances have always been ten bucks, and back room...

This will be the last time i go to this club. The dancer quality has decreased and the bodygaurds are getting meaner to customers. It seems as if the better looking dancers have left the club and went to other clubs. This club is expensive to enter and expensive for...

I got there late a few Fridays ago. There were about 18 or so ladies dancing in rotation, and they ranged from solid 7s to nearly 10s. Very hot and friendly. I personnally prefer to be left alone unless I try to get the attention of a particular lady for...