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Gentleman's Quarters (was Chez Joey)
539 Iberville St, New Orleans, LA 70130, USA*

Gentleman's Quarters (was Chez Joey) Reviews

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  • review
    9 years ago
    Not the right place for me
    I went in at about 9 there were mayne 4-6 dancers on the floor nobody looked like they wanted to be there or they were high on something i sat there for maybe ten...
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    6 years ago

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    Book Guy
  • review
    9 years ago
    Quick visit
    Was visiting from out of town...2nd trip to NO and only had a few hours. Decided to hit Bourbon Street before returning to the clubs I came to visit (Passions & She She's). ...
    ww
    Illinois
  • review
    9 years ago
    Chez Joey: cheapest lap dances in Bourbon Street area
    What used to be called The Artist's Cafe is now Chez Joey. The old joint was sold to new owners, who renovated it. I was there last week. There were a half-dozen dancers, and...
  • review
    10 years ago
    While I've explored pretty much all...
    While I've explored pretty much all of the clubs on Bourbon Street, I'd never even known about some of the other clubs in the quarter. Read a review of the Artists' Cafe on TUSCL,...
    jack1981
    Pennsylvania
  • review
    10 years ago
    Strike one was at The Harem,...
    Strike one was at The Harem, strike two was at Dixie Divas. See my reviews of those two clubs. Decided I would hit the thrid and final "Iberville Dive" club, the Artist Cafe....
    bioman105
    Tennessee
  • review
    10 years ago
    Came in about a week ago...
    Came in about a week ago and stumbled into the artist cafe on my way back to my hotel . There was good music playing that had drawn my attention . I walked in...
    tuscl
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    10 years ago

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    Fateddy
  • review
    10 years ago
    The artist cafe is a couple...
    The artist cafe is a couple blocks off bourbon but it was on my way back to the hotel. I had my beer goggles on so the guy standing outside convinced me to go...
  • review
    11 years ago
    This is a classic and notorious...
    This is a classic and notorious clip joint that's been around forever. They go through short phases of being open or shut down. It can be an adventure in a sleazy way- but be...
    tuscl
    A catch-all account
  • review
    11 years ago
    HOLY CRAP!!! I can't believe I'm...
    HOLY CRAP!!! I can't believe I'm writing a review admitting that I even went to this place. First of all, this is not really even a strip club. This is a brothel, plain...
    tuscl
    A catch-all account
  • review
    11 years ago
    There are three clubs fairly close...
    There are three clubs fairly close to each other a couple of blocks from Bourbon Street - two right next to each other and for the most part, they are very similar and for...
  • review
    12 years ago
    Nasty, disgusting, gross, and horrid are...
    Nasty, disgusting, gross, and horrid are the words that best describe this place. Right around the corner from Bourbon St. you find this little dive of a place. When I stumbled in, there were...
  • review
    12 years ago
    I have to agree with the...
    I have to agree with the previous poster, whodunit, with his review of the club. This may be the worst strip I've ever been to. The music was lame. There were about 4-5...
  • review
    12 years ago
    This club is NOT closed. ...
    This club is NOT closed. But it probably should be. It's just a long dark room with a bar and stage to the left and private rooms in the back and VIP...
  • review
    15 years ago
    Unbelievable that this place is even...
    Unbelievable that this place is even still open. Could it be a front for something? I wonder what? I can not imagine how they make enough to pay the rent except...
    623
    Alligators make good pets, at least up to 4 ft long ....
  • review
    17 years ago
    For better or worse, the Artist...
    For better or worse, the Artist Cafe is open again. It's at the same location on Iberville with the same sign above the door. It's basically a narrow room with a bar along the...
  • review
    19 years ago
    The club is not on the...
    The club is not on the main street, so you have to walk a bit to find it. The girls range from mostly ok to a few hot ones. This place has really good...
    tuscl
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  • review
    19 years ago
    I don't usually rate clubs I...
    I don't usually rate clubs I hate, but I got called out elsewhere as a "yank" who probably never actually went to southern clubs, so I'm filling in some gaps.... This is the most...
  • review
    19 years ago
    OMG. Skanky women & crappy...
    OMG. Skanky women & crappy atmosphere. You can almost feel the disease in here. Went in for about 2 minutes & walked right out. The place stunk of smoke and...
  • review
    19 years ago
    This is the worst club in...
    This is the worst club in new orleans. When I visited, there were many, fat, ugly girls sitting around but none were dancing (thank god). When I asked them about this, they actually suggested...
  • review
    19 years ago
    I couldn't resist stopping by the...
    I couldn't resist stopping by the Artistic Cafe, even though from past experiences, I know it to be the seediest of seedy dives. I walked by around midnight on a Saturday, and -- as...
  • review
    19 years ago
    How is this for a review......
    How is this for a review... one the regular "girls" dancing at this strip club is a post-op transsexual (NOT a joke... also the bar tender at the club lied and tried to deny...
  • review
    19 years ago
    Another true dive. The hawker...
    Another true dive. The hawker out front was bold enough to say "full service available inside." I did go in and it's a small narrow club. Very dark and smokey. I...
    skibonie
    Massachusetts
  • review
    19 years ago
    Possibly the skankiest club I have...
    Possibly the skankiest club I have ever visited...if you can call it a visit...5 minutes into the event the hustle surpassed my tolerence level and I bolted. Clearly a disappointment for the con-artists...
    623
    Alligators make good pets, at least up to 4 ft long ....
  • review
    19 years ago
    I went there at about 4:00...
    I went there at about 4:00 AM during Mardi Gras weekend, so it's probably not surprising that things were very slow. I was about the only male customer, and was welcomed into the...
  • review
    20 years ago
    It is a dive, but Jasmine...
    It is a dive, but Jasmine is a hot young thing. A real nice girl. So is Chloe. Their schedules are irregular and its hard to know who is working on any night. And...
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