Gentleman's Quarters (was Chez Joey)

New Orleans, Louisiana

Gentleman's Quarters (was Chez Joey) Reviews

• review

  9 years ago
  Not the right place for me

  I went in at about 9 there were mayne 4-6 dancers on the floor nobody looked like they wanted to be there or they were high on something i sat there for maybe ten...
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  7 years ago

  by

  Book Guy
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  9 years ago
  Quick visit

  Was visiting from out of town...2nd trip to NO and only had a few hours. Decided to hit Bourbon Street before returning to the clubs I came to visit (Passions & She She's). ...
  ww

  Illinois
• review

  9 years ago
  Chez Joey: cheapest lap dances in Bourbon Street area

  What used to be called The Artist's Cafe is now Chez Joey. The old joint was sold to new owners, who renovated it. I was there last week. There were a half-dozen dancers, and...
  dclapper
• review

  10 years ago
  While I've explored pretty much all...

  While I've explored pretty much all of the clubs on Bourbon Street, I'd never even known about some of the other clubs in the quarter. Read a review of the Artists' Cafe on TUSCL,...
  jack1981

  Pennsylvania
• review

  10 years ago
  Strike one was at The Harem,...

  Strike one was at The Harem, strike two was at Dixie Divas. See my reviews of those two clubs. Decided I would hit the thrid and final "Iberville Dive" club, the Artist Cafe....
  bioman105

  Tennessee
• review

  11 years ago
  Came in about a week ago...

  Came in about a week ago and stumbled into the artist cafe on my way back to my hotel . There was good music playing that had drawn my attention . I walked in...
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  11 years ago

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  Fateddy
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  11 years ago
  The artist cafe is a couple...

  The artist cafe is a couple blocks off bourbon but it was on my way back to the hotel. I had my beer goggles on so the guy standing outside convinced me to go...
  elmococker
• review

  11 years ago
  This is a classic and notorious...

  This is a classic and notorious clip joint that's been around forever. They go through short phases of being open or shut down. It can be an adventure in a sleazy way- but be...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  11 years ago
  HOLY CRAP!!! I can't believe I'm...

  HOLY CRAP!!! I can't believe I'm writing a review admitting that I even went to this place. First of all, this is not really even a strip club. This is a brothel, plain...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  12 years ago
  There are three clubs fairly close...

  There are three clubs fairly close to each other a couple of blocks from Bourbon Street - two right next to each other and for the most part, they are very similar and for...
  blacky
• review

  12 years ago
  Nasty, disgusting, gross, and horrid are...

  Nasty, disgusting, gross, and horrid are the words that best describe this place. Right around the corner from Bourbon St. you find this little dive of a place. When I stumbled in, there were...
  njsouf6

  PA
• review

  12 years ago
  I have to agree with the...

  I have to agree with the previous poster, whodunit, with his review of the club. This may be the worst strip I've ever been to. The music was lame. There were about 4-5...
  popimpin
• review

  12 years ago
  This club is NOT closed. ...

  This club is NOT closed. But it probably should be. It's just a long dark room with a bar and stage to the left and private rooms in the back and VIP...
  whodunit
• review

  16 years ago
  Unbelievable that this place is even...

  Unbelievable that this place is even still open. Could it be a front for something? I wonder what? I can not imagine how they make enough to pay the rent except...
  623

  Since 1963 ...
• review

  17 years ago
  For better or worse, the Artist...

  For better or worse, the Artist Cafe is open again. It's at the same location on Iberville with the same sign above the door. It's basically a narrow room with a bar along the...
  Link
• review

  19 years ago
  The club is not on the...

  The club is not on the main street, so you have to walk a bit to find it. The girls range from mostly ok to a few hot ones. This place has really good...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  19 years ago
  I don't usually rate clubs I...

  I don't usually rate clubs I hate, but I got called out elsewhere as a "yank" who probably never actually went to southern clubs, so I'm filling in some gaps.... This is the most...
  Club Reviewer 2

  Quebec
• review

  19 years ago
  OMG. Skanky women & crappy...

  OMG. Skanky women & crappy atmosphere. You can almost feel the disease in here. Went in for about 2 minutes & walked right out. The place stunk of smoke and...
  Just_kidding
• review

  20 years ago
  This is the worst club in...

  This is the worst club in new orleans. When I visited, there were many, fat, ugly girls sitting around but none were dancing (thank god). When I asked them about this, they actually suggested...
  plan123
• review

  20 years ago
  I couldn't resist stopping by the...

  I couldn't resist stopping by the Artistic Cafe, even though from past experiences, I know it to be the seediest of seedy dives. I walked by around midnight on a Saturday, and -- as...
  Link
• review

  20 years ago
  How is this for a review......

  How is this for a review... one the regular "girls" dancing at this strip club is a post-op transsexual (NOT a joke... also the bar tender at the club lied and tried to deny...
  choppercitybg
• review

  20 years ago
  Another true dive. The hawker...

  Another true dive. The hawker out front was bold enough to say "full service available inside." I did go in and it's a small narrow club. Very dark and smokey. I...
  skibonie

  Massachusetts
• review

  20 years ago
  Possibly the skankiest club I have...

  Possibly the skankiest club I have ever visited...if you can call it a visit...5 minutes into the event the hustle surpassed my tolerence level and I bolted. Clearly a disappointment for the con-artists...
  623

  Since 1963 ...
• review

  20 years ago
  I went there at about 4:00...

  I went there at about 4:00 AM during Mardi Gras weekend, so it's probably not surprising that things were very slow. I was about the only male customer, and was welcomed into the...
  ipumpu
• review

  20 years ago
  It is a dive, but Jasmine...

  It is a dive, but Jasmine is a hot young thing. A real nice girl. So is Chloe. Their schedules are irregular and its hard to know who is working on any night. And...
  EasyRon