Gentleman's Quarters (was Chez Joey)

I went in at about 9 there were mayne 4-6 dancers on the floor nobody looked like they wanted to be there or they were high on something i sat there for…

Was visiting from out of town...2nd trip to NO and only had a few hours. Decided to hit Bourbon Street before returning to the clubs I came to visit (Passions & She…

What used to be called The Artist's Cafe is now Chez Joey. The old joint was sold to new owners, who renovated it. I was there last week. There were a half-dozen…

While I've explored pretty much all of the clubs on Bourbon Street, I'd never even known about some of the other clubs in the quarter. Read a review of the Artists' Cafe…

Strike one was at The Harem, strike two was at Dixie Divas. See my reviews of those two clubs. Decided I would hit the thrid and final "Iberville Dive" club, the…

Came in about a week ago and stumbled into the artist cafe on my way back to my hotel . There was good music playing that had drawn my attention . I…

The artist cafe is a couple blocks off bourbon but it was on my way back to the hotel. I had my beer goggles on so the guy standing outside convinced me…

This is a classic and notorious clip joint that's been around forever. They go through short phases of being open or shut down. It can be an adventure in a sleazy way-…

HOLY CRAP!!! I can't believe I'm writing a review admitting that I even went to this place. First of all, this is not really even a strip club. This is a…

There are three clubs fairly close to each other a couple of blocks from Bourbon Street - two right next to each other and for the most part, they are very similar…

Nasty, disgusting, gross, and horrid are the words that best describe this place. Right around the corner from Bourbon St. you find this little dive of a place. When I stumbled in,…

I have to agree with the previous poster, whodunit, with his review of the club. This may be the worst strip I've ever been to. The music was lame. There were…

This club is NOT closed. But it probably should be. It's just a long dark room with a bar and stage to the left and private rooms in the back…

Unbelievable that this place is even still open. Could it be a front for something? I wonder what? I can not imagine how they make enough to pay the…

For better or worse, the Artist Cafe is open again. It's at the same location on Iberville with the same sign above the door. It's basically a narrow room with a bar…

The club is not on the main street, so you have to walk a bit to find it. The girls range from mostly ok to a few hot ones. This place has…

I don't usually rate clubs I hate, but I got called out elsewhere as a "yank" who probably never actually went to southern clubs, so I'm filling in some gaps.... This is…

OMG. Skanky women & crappy atmosphere. You can almost feel the disease in here. Went in for about 2 minutes & walked right out. The place stunk of…

This is the worst club in new orleans. When I visited, there were many, fat, ugly girls sitting around but none were dancing (thank god). When I asked them about this, they…

I couldn't resist stopping by the Artistic Cafe, even though from past experiences, I know it to be the seediest of seedy dives. I walked by around midnight on a Saturday, and…

How is this for a review... one the regular "girls" dancing at this strip club is a post-op transsexual (NOT a joke... also the bar tender at the club lied and tried…

Another true dive. The hawker out front was bold enough to say "full service available inside." I did go in and it's a small narrow club. Very dark and smokey.…

Possibly the skankiest club I have ever visited...if you can call it a visit...5 minutes into the event the hustle surpassed my tolerence level and I bolted. Clearly a disappointment for…

I went there at about 4:00 AM during Mardi Gras weekend, so it's probably not surprising that things were very slow. I was about the only male customer, and was welcomed…

It is a dive, but Jasmine is a hot young thing. A real nice girl. So is Chloe. Their schedules are irregular and its hard to know who is working on any…

Watch out for this place -- it's the kind of club your mother (or probation officer) warned you about. I wandered by the entrance about 2:00 a.m. on a weeknight, with my standards…

The artist continues to be a dive and a tourist trap. However, if you are in the quarter it is worth a look inside every once in a while because on…