Reviews

This club is NOT closed. But it probably should be. It's just a long dark room with a bar and stage to the left and private rooms in the back and VIP room…

Unbelievable that this place is even still open. Could it be a front for something? I wonder what? I can not imagine how they make enough to pay the rent except that…

For better or worse, the Artist Cafe is open again. It's at the same location on Iberville with the same sign above the door. It's basically a narrow room with a bar along the left.…

The club is not on the main street, so you have to walk a bit to find it. The girls range from mostly ok to a few hot ones. This place has really good lap…

I don't usually rate clubs I hate, but I got called out elsewhere as a "yank" who probably never actually went to southern clubs, so I'm filling in some gaps.... This is the most disgusting…

OMG. Skanky women & crappy atmosphere. You can almost feel the disease in here. Went in for about 2 minutes & walked right out. The place stunk of smoke and the…

This is the worst club in new orleans. When I visited, there were many, fat, ugly girls sitting around but none were dancing (thank god). When I asked them about this, they actually suggested I…

I couldn't resist stopping by the Artistic Cafe, even though from past experiences, I know it to be the seediest of seedy dives. I walked by around midnight on a Saturday, and -- as expected…

How is this for a review... one the regular "girls" dancing at this strip club is a post-op transsexual (NOT a joke... also the bar tender at the club lied and tried to deny the…

Another true dive. The hawker out front was bold enough to say "full service available inside." I did go in and it's a small narrow club. Very dark and smokey. I sat…

Possibly the skankiest club I have ever visited...if you can call it a visit...5 minutes into the event the hustle surpassed my tolerence level and I bolted. Clearly a disappointment for the con-artists (note…

I went there at about 4:00 AM during Mardi Gras weekend, so it's probably not surprising that things were very slow. I was about the only male customer, and was welcomed into the club…