Visions

4000 Downman Rd New Orleans, LA 70126

Visions Reviews

• review

  6 years ago
  Not my best encounter

  Gentlemen, this is my 1st review on this platform so I'm hoping it checks out alright. Went to Visions around midnight on Tuesday. About 10 or cars in the lot, the usual bouncer at...
  Thethrowawaythrowaway
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  Book Guy
• review

  6 years ago
  Best in the Big Easy

  The layout is different from any other club I have visited. The place has a local bar feel but is nice enough to be comfortable. The girls dance on a long...
  Loader

  Pennsylvania
• review

  6 years ago
  Best in NOLA

  The guy before me pretty much covered it. I can add only a couple things. Location is 10 minute drive from French quarter. Parking... looked ample, but i took Uber NOTE— if you come in Uber, there is...
  aham5

  I've got a bad feeling about this.
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  aham5
• review

  6 years ago
  Very Enjoyable Time

  Well, my most recent trip to Visions confirms that things are still rather enjoyable there. The club, setting, building, parking lot, prices, staff, etc., are still the same. I am not going to go...
  Book Guy

  I write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
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  6 years ago

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  Book Guy
• review

  6 years ago
  Slow night

  I stopped In Visions, after leaving Passions, a block away. My experience at Visions was instantly better, although that's not saying much! I was able to park near the front door in the club...
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  nomad
• review

  6 years ago
  Post raid field research

  OK -- as noted the club was raided some weeks back. It was closed for about a week, now reopen for "business as usual". Research investment to see whether things are back...
  Mike_the_traveler

  Louisiana
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  6 years ago

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  Book Guy
• review

  6 years ago
  go if you have to

  Cover is $8 with one drink ticket for the night. Dances are $20 in the common room and $30 in the booths. Makes sense to go for the booths. Good mix of black/white and thick/thin...
  mindcrime04

  Virginia
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  6 years ago

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  Book Guy
• review

  6 years ago
  Visions Raided

  I have to agree with the previous reviewer that the dancer quality has increased sharply over the last few months. I talked to half a dozen of them and most said that they previously...
  traveler11

  Georgia
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  6 years ago

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  traveler11
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  6 years ago
  Surprisingly good stable of dancers

  Generally speaking, I was happy with this my latest visit to Visions, "where the locals go", yup I'm a local. I went on a Thursday evening, more in order to check on what the...
  Book Guy

  I write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
  Comments: 2

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  6 years ago

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  Book Guy
• review

  6 years ago
  Afternoon Vision check up

  Stopped by Visions last Friday afternoon. Probably a total of 10 dancers working. 2-3 good looking girls, 2-3 meh, and 2-3 who really shouldn’t be stripping. Pretty laid back place. Cheap drinks. $30 dances...
  Manny2

  Louisiana
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  6 years ago

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  Book Guy
• review

  6 years ago
  SC just outside of NO

  Visited on a Saturday afternoon/evening, arrive before 8pm and there was no cover, domestic beers were $4, and they also had buckets of beers. Once inside there are two long oval bars that also...
  TonySC

  South Carolina
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  6 years ago
  A little more disappointing every time

  I like to compare visits. I go to Visions often enough, I know my way around it. Previous reviews have described the layout, the type of experiences for lap dances available in the different...
  Book Guy

  I write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
• review

  6 years ago
  Local Bar with Titties

  The club is located in a pretty rough side of town. Its no where near the French Quarter. The parking lot is gravel and I showed up around 3pm I think. Beer is about...
  RandumbName

  Texas
• review

  7 years ago
  Bachelor party

  Visions is off Bourbon Street, way off. Therefore, I was told by an Uber driver that it was more of a local place. There is a cover charge but you get tickets to redeem...
  Jergens69
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  6 years ago

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  Book Guy
• review

  7 years ago
  Back in Town

  I've been away from NOLA for a while, so I decided to hit up Visions as I did not feel like dealing with the quarter. I paid the cover and went in, and since...
  rjnola44

  Louisiana
• review

  7 years ago
  New to dancing

  I would love to come and work here. It’s seems like it would be a nice place to work and make good money the girls are nice..I’ve never danced before but I’m looking at...
  MzCarmel
• review

  7 years ago
  Back for another try

  This visit actually came two days after my last review happened. I did a couple of day trip visit to the French Quarter, had some good and drink, nice time then got bored and...
  alkaholik

  California
• review

  7 years ago
  NO East Club

  I had some time before my flight so on the way to the airport I stopped by Visions to experience first hand what all the fuss was about. And I speak of fuss, because...
  Danny_Boy_80

  Texas
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  7 years ago

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  Book Guy
• review

  7 years ago
  Just meh

  Been a few times of late, both an afternoon and an evening visit, and frankly not quite sure why I went back after the first visit. Not what it used to be, and...
  Mike_the_traveler

  Louisiana
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  7 years ago

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  Book Guy
• review

  7 years ago
  Kinda weak sauce tonight

  Granted, those was a weekday, I always worry I look like a cop, and I left before midnight, but I was a little disappointed. There weren't a ton of customers or girls, and there...
  alkaholik

  California
• review

  7 years ago
  Visions: a dancer's perspective

  I am a dancer, so this is written from the dancer's perspective. Come during the day (morning on Monday) if you want to be hired. Managers will usually start you off during day shift....
  Lofn

  Queen of the day shift
• review

  7 years ago
  Bit disappointed

  Heard this was a good place to get away from the Bourbon Street hustle. Took an uber out and was surprised how far away it was. At least there wasn't any traffic. As others...
  Bosd
• review

  7 years ago
  Faded Glory

  On arrival Visions appeared to be the same club I have enjoyed many times. But the details have changed. A few years ago the $20 lap dance area became air dance only...
  dallas702

  Wandering
• review

  7 years ago
  Standard Local Fare

  Where the locals go. I haven't been clubbing in quite some time, but over that delay Visions has still remained the "best" mainstream New Orleans club, IMO. The girls are not of the caliber...
  Book Guy

  I write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
• review

  7 years ago
  Checking in at visions

  It's been a while since I have stopped in at visions so it was time to check in. I arrived at around 2. Place was kinda dead, only about 4 customers. The number of...
  sandman64