Visions Reviews

Been to Vision's before, but lately I've been stopping in for a beer every now and then in the day. Overall, it's probably your best option to see tits in the city before 8 pm....

Gentlemen, this is my 1st review on this platform so I'm hoping it checks out alright. Went to Visions around midnight on Tuesday. About 10 or cars in the lot, the usual bouncer at...

The layout is different from any other club I have visited. The place has a local bar feel but is nice enough to be comfortable. The girls dance on a long...

The guy before me pretty much covered it. I can add only a couple things. Location is 10 minute drive from French quarter. Parking... looked ample, but i took Uber NOTE— if you come in Uber, there is...

Well, my most recent trip to Visions confirms that things are still rather enjoyable there. The club, setting, building, parking lot, prices, staff, etc., are still the same. I am not going to go...

I stopped In Visions, after leaving Passions, a block away. My experience at Visions was instantly better, although that's not saying much! I was able to park near the front door in the club...

OK -- as noted the club was raided some weeks back. It was closed for about a week, now reopen for "business as usual". Research investment to see whether things are back...

Cover is $8 with one drink ticket for the night. Dances are $20 in the common room and $30 in the booths. Makes sense to go for the booths. Good mix of black/white and thick/thin...

I have to agree with the previous reviewer that the dancer quality has increased sharply over the last few months. I talked to half a dozen of them and most said that they previously...

Generally speaking, I was happy with this my latest visit to Visions, "where the locals go", yup I'm a local. I went on a Thursday evening, more in order to check on what the...

Stopped by Visions last Friday afternoon. Probably a total of 10 dancers working. 2-3 good looking girls, 2-3 meh, and 2-3 who really shouldn’t be stripping. Pretty laid back place. Cheap drinks. $30 dances...

Visited on a Saturday afternoon/evening, arrive before 8pm and there was no cover, domestic beers were $4, and they also had buckets of beers. Once inside there are two long oval bars that also...

I like to compare visits. I go to Visions often enough, I know my way around it. Previous reviews have described the layout, the type of experiences for lap dances available in the different...

The club is located in a pretty rough side of town. Its no where near the French Quarter. The parking lot is gravel and I showed up around 3pm I think. Beer is about...

Visions is off Bourbon Street, way off. Therefore, I was told by an Uber driver that it was more of a local place. There is a cover charge but you get tickets to redeem...

I've been away from NOLA for a while, so I decided to hit up Visions as I did not feel like dealing with the quarter. I paid the cover and went in, and since...

I would love to come and work here. It’s seems like it would be a nice place to work and make good money the girls are nice..I’ve never danced before but I’m looking at...

This visit actually came two days after my last review happened. I did a couple of day trip visit to the French Quarter, had some good and drink, nice time then got bored and...

I had some time before my flight so on the way to the airport I stopped by Visions to experience first hand what all the fuss was about. And I speak of fuss, because...

Been a few times of late, both an afternoon and an evening visit, and frankly not quite sure why I went back after the first visit. Not what it used to be, and...

Granted, those was a weekday, I always worry I look like a cop, and I left before midnight, but I was a little disappointed. There weren't a ton of customers or girls, and there...

I am a dancer, so this is written from the dancer's perspective. Come during the day (morning on Monday) if you want to be hired. Managers will usually start you off during day shift....

Heard this was a good place to get away from the Bourbon Street hustle. Took an uber out and was surprised how far away it was. At least there wasn't any traffic. As others...

On arrival Visions appeared to be the same club I have enjoyed many times. But the details have changed. A few years ago the $20 lap dance area became air dance only...

Where the locals go. I haven't been clubbing in quite some time, but over that delay Visions has still remained the "best" mainstream New Orleans club, IMO. The girls are not of the caliber...