Reviews

Stopped by on lunch break to see the daytime talent. quite a few dancers ranging from low to middle to high quality. was only there for two minutes hadn't even gotten my drink yet…

I guess not every visit can be a great one. At least not here. This visit was the definition of YMMV. Got there around 1:00 to a pretty packed house...at least for…

Made a second visit to the club to club to pass a few pleasant hours. THere were about 15 girls on the shift with most of them in the 5 to 7 range. However,there was…

I've been a frequent Visions visitor. I have found the dancers to be above-average in appearance and what I really appreciate is that though the dancers will approach the customer they are not pushy, unlike…

I headed to New Orleans to attend a business meeting and made a couple of visits to Visions. The girls were hot as usual, but also as usual they stayed rooted to the bar and…

Previously, I've thoroughly enjoyed the day shift here. I went this time on a Friday and arrived around 2 or 3. Selection was not as good as has been in the past.…

I go to this club pretty often, but not usually this late in the afternoon. Arrived around 5pm to about 15 dancers on duty. Recognized many of the girls from previous visits and…

Took a cab here from the french quarter since this is supposedly where the locals go. It was a good decision, much less hustling than at the tourist places. There were a couple…

Stopped in since the I10 was clogged by a wreck. The club layout is a a double U shaped bar. Dancersare on the bar and it is the custom of the house that you tip…

Visited here based on TUSCL reviews after tiring of the inflated prices on Bourbon St. I'd hoped for more based on the previous reviews but still would say it is a above average club.…

This is my only regular club in all of NO (I'm a Sat night reg). I usually get to Visions around happy hour for the free beer special. Every week you will see…

I have been to this club several times in the past year and I have always had a very enjoyable experience to date (with the exception of this evening). I got several dances from…

In town briefly, and stopped by to check the place out. The stage was as advertised. Very awkward, and could get expensive over time as the rule is tip or leave. That said had a…

Another fun visit to Visions. Arrived around 1:00 to find about 10 girls sitting around and only about 4 customers. Free lunch buffet and $4 beers (first one is free). Only recognized…

Stopped by recently just a little before noon. Did the usual “pay to get in and get a free beer” deal. There were approximately 8 girls and only 3 customers. Was approached…

This is one of the best clubs in the city. I've just moved here and for a while I always went to Bourbon. I never go Bourbon and always go to Visions. I'm still looking…

I’ll agree pretty much with everything the previous poster reported. This club is definitely the best in New Orleans overall. It’s not as “upscale” as the gentlemen’s clubs on Bourbon Street, but offers…

I'm combining several past visits into this one review, so the numbers and stats that I've posted via the drop-down menus in the review-entry fields are my own subjective averages of all those experiences combined.…

Went about 8pm on a Wednesday. Only about 8 girls working - 2 were fat, 2 had huge booties, 2 were cute, 2 looked like they needed to gain some weight. Club was like someone…

still the best bang for your buck in town.the only problem is the street is under construction and a little trouble getting there. this is not the best area of town however they have the…

Made it in today for the first time in a while. Got there about 12:30. Pay the $4 cover charge and you get a free beer. Only about 5 guys and about…

Was in last week on a Thursay afternoon. Business was slow for the ladies but very good for the guys because there were two dancers for each guy. One note about the cover. IF…

The parking lot is well watched, so I felt safe parking and getting into this club - although the neighborhood is not the best. You pay a cover, but almost anything will get that waived (a…

It has been several weeks since I last visited visions so I decided to drop by on Saturday during the day. As usual it was four dollars to get in and you get one beer…

went in about 3pm and there is a long bar the dancers make there way around the u shaped bar and u tip as they go buy there are two lap dance areas one that…