Visions Reviews

This is "where the locals go" in New Orleans, and therefore has the highest percentage of non-tourists among the clientele of about any NOLa strip club. I like that there is a neighborhood feel (even at high-volume times like Friday night) but I find that this interferes sometimes with access...

Lots of hot ladies here, as always. The Visions crowd of clients is mostly locals, white businessmen and contractors and construction workers, the "where y'at" crowd; some Hispanic laborers, and college frat boys, but not many. The girls are high in number right now because of the holidays, and some...

this club has the most dancers than any other club in the city no matter what time you visit. they had a least 20 girls on a afternoon and all where receptive for lap dances. went in the $20.00 room and the contact was very good with the 3 different...

This is the best club in the city. The ladies are mostly 7-8. The stage is nice shaped in a "W" with a middle stage and good walking lanes to see a lot of the customers at the bar. It has 2 types of rooms to take...

Visions is by far the hottest strip club in new orleans. Don't even think about wasting time in the French Quarter. the lap dances at visions are two-way, full contact and sufficient for completion if that's what you're into (and i am). Aside from a rather small number of exceptions,...

Strange club! Visions is a bit of a dump in a rough neighborhood. Most of the seating in barside on bolted down stools that do not turn. Dancers do a strip on a bar height "stage" between two bar sections, then do a tip walk down the bar top...

Stopped by on a Thursday, just after lunch. There appeared to be about 10 dancers on duty. Several were sitting with regulars, and a group of 3 were grouped together swapping stories. Today's DJ was doing a mix of music from the 70's, 80's and 90's, which...

Another excellent night at Visions. They have a few new girls and I had a terrific time in the $30 room with 2 of them. The contact was good and the conversation was lively and the two of them appeared to be into it, also. This place just keeps the...

Stopped in early on Thursday afternoon. I sat down next to a very pretty blonde dancer that I thought I recognized. She immediately atarted talking with me and told me her name was Tara. She appears to be in her mid-20's and speaks very intelligently. I...

decided to try club after a long absence.the cover is $4.00 and you get a ticket for a free beer.walked in and the place has not change but the girls have they use to be laid back and friendly no buy me a drink and how about a lap dance...

I have a friend who goes in all the time and he loves Visions. He told me that he has trouble going in because they have so many girls that are good looking and it drives him crazy since he is a regular he has trouble trying some of the...

Stopped in around 12:30 PM. There were about 7 or 8 dancers on, mostly young 20s, mostly thin, and maybe 2 or 3 were more statuesque. Only one of the dancers appeared to have enhanced boobs; the rest appeared to be all natural. Most of the dancers...

I made my semi annual pilgrimage to what some consider the best club in New Orleans and it was frustrating as usual. The girls were hot but unless you are on their list of regulars it is next to impossible to get any play with them. I think if I...

Stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon around 2 PM. There were about 5 dancers sitting with customers at the bar and a couple playing video games. I decided to get some dances from a cute dancer I had not seen there before (tall and thin, not my usual...

another business trip, another strip club. Harrah's treated me right, so took the money to go play here. This is one of those rare places where there were more than enough dancers and you could pick & choose. I'll agree with - the layout is bizzare and...

I visited this club based on the many recommendations that it was superior to those in the Quarter. That may be true, but it was a disappointing experience. The neighborhood wasn't as bad as some posters had written, but the unusual stage set up makes no sense. ...

Still the best in the NO area. In case you didn't know, this is where the locals go, which should tell you a lot. The Bourbon street clubs are all tourist traps. There are hot women in this place even during lunch; if you want some personal...

Visions is probably the best club in New Orleans. No doubt, they have the hottest women and they are a lot more laid back than places in the French Quarter. This is where the locals go, and you should too!!! Whenever I go there, I have a...

Stopped by Visions around lunchtime on a Thursday. There were about a dozen girls sitting around the dance bar, and maybe 3 or 4 patrons when I walked in. I am a sort of regular there (sort of because I only go in every 2-3 months or so when...

This place is the Graceland of stripclubs. Skip Bourbon St. and head to Visions. We went their for my brother's bachelor party, and my 21st b'day. We had a great time. The girls come out dancing on the stage which is also the bar. They...

Wow! I must have spoken to soon!!! The last 3 Wednesday's nights have not been good!!! Came in ready with a buddy who runs another club and wanted to show him how good this club was and the fine girls! Well there were not as many girls...

Went back to the club after the Hornets game on Friday night! Weather was bad but not the talent! They had over 20 girls who were working and the club had a good crowd! All the top girls were their Paticence, Dominique, Holly and Mary Jane and...

A local strip club with a unique layout of using two lengthy bars as a dance stage and a stand-only stage in between the bars with a video camera in front of the pole. There is also two pool tables and bar-type video games at one corner of the...

I agree the Racehorse! You can find the right women for $20 a song during the day that is going to give you a great dance! Went back in on saturday night and it was packed! Beers are only $4.50 which is a great price for...

One of the best places to go while in New Orleans! No matter what time of the day it is!!! The day shift has some really hot women which is not the case in many strips clubs through out the US. They work either M-W-F or T-Th-F...