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review
9 days ago
Visions in New Orleans - Worth The Trip from The French Quarter
Visions in New Orleans is where the locals go. I was in town for a meeting and was staying in the French Quarter. Taylor Swift was in town for a 3 night stand....so...
Paychex22
review
6 months ago
Down-to-Earth Girls on a Slow Sunday
If you want a club where the people there are relaxed and friendly, I absolutely suggest Visions. Now, look, there are things that are different. You don't get your own table, girls are either at...
bazinga
review
7 months ago
Saved by an unexpected MILF in New Orleans.
I was in town for work/training. I scoured through TUSCL reviews to find the club best suited to my taste. Concensus seemed to be expensive low mileage eye candy....
dutchman2000
Oklahoma
review
9 months ago
Not as good at it used to be but still pretty good
I used to go to Visions on a regular basis about 15 or so years ago. Then I moved away, and I recently returned to the New Orleans area. The Visions of 15 years...
busterwh69
review
a year ago
Visions Of A Hole In A Wall
I hit up Visions while in town one Saturday. I had checked out Penthouse the night before and this was a completely different experience. Not necessarily worse (though I wouldn't say either experience was...
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nukeWales
Texas
review
a year ago
Visions Tuesday
Went to Visions on a Tuesday night. It was about a 20 minute Uber from the French Quarter. It's in an area most would consider sketchy, but seemed like they had decent...
RidgeRacer
review
a year ago
Not Couple Friendly At ALL
My wife and I were in New Orleans on vacation and took the opportunity to visit another strip club. We are still new to this, and this would be our second strip club visit....
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NewClubCouple
review
2 years ago
Visions is up and looking good
This was my first trip to Visions since COVID. The club is not in a great area of town but they have security and cameras watching the parking lot. I really like the new...
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2 years ago
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Manny2
sandman64
review
2 years ago
better than anything on bourbon
Probably the best bang for your buck in New Orleans. Completely off of Bourbon, so you'll need to drive/uber there. $10 or so cover, but you get a drink coupon. There isn't really a main...
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2 years ago
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jaybud999
billybob52299
review
2 years ago
Just OK
Came in around 8 pm after trying a couple FQ strip clubs. Uber was about $15 each way and I think there was a small cover. Very odd place and it was pretty empty,...
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2 years ago
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1Blackman1
JM321
review
2 years ago
Miss the old days
Visions is in a bad area of New Orleans. Pretty safe during the day and a good size parking lot with cameras. They have cleaned the inside up greatly. Two bar stages where the...
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2 years ago
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butchbrodie
Kickingiteasy
review
3 years ago
Fun time with good value classic lapdances
Visited twice on a recent trip to New Orleans (Sunday and Tuesday nights) and came away convinced again that this is the best club I've found for people interested in high contact lap dances...
Travelapper
Ohio
review
3 years ago
Assessing changes since Covid lockdown
I've visited Visions many times in the past, but not often since the covid-lockdowns started. Over the Christmas and New Years period I made several visits, nearly all on weekend nights, to see how...
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2 years ago
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jaybud999
Book Guy
I write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
review
3 years ago
Came to spend money, nobody wanted it
I had been to Visions two days prior but was completely drunk so don’t remember that night, so I decided to try again. I came in with about 800 in my pocket ready to...
Garbagefire
review
5 years ago
Evidently I am cheap
I was going to park my truck at a truckstop and call a taxi but was allowed to park in the clubs grass & dirt parking lot. I walked in the door a little...
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5 years ago
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Book Guy
MARKPAIN
Alabama
review
5 years ago
Excellent experience outside the tourist zone
First time in NOLA in almost 20 years. Remembered the tourist traps, and decided to try to do better. Arrived around 8:15 and the club was fairly empty, maybe 12 dancers and...
Travelapper
Ohio
review
5 years ago
VIP Quality almost like old times
Bar is as many have reviewed before, with no changes. Girls walk bar pretty regular, and you need to tip each one or get some grief. Girls walk around and...
Mike_the_traveler
Louisiana
review
5 years ago
Not bad, not amazing.
I went on a Sunday evening (arrived around 7:30pm and left around 9:15pm). As others have mentioned, the layout of this bar is really abnormal, the bar itself is the stage and the girls...
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5 years ago
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Book Guy
fluffypest
review
5 years ago
Testing the Waters
I stopped in at Visions for the first time in months to see if any fundamental changes had taken place since the raid that happened or any other changes to the club. Here...
traveler11
Georgia
review
5 years ago
You gotta go to the HOOD to get a decent mileage SC in NOLA
So, I haven't' been to the 504 in a long time. So, one would think a place where women pull out there tits for beads would have some bomb ass strip clubs. ...
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5 years ago
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Book Guy
Garfield84
ATL
review
5 years ago
Great time at Visions
I was visiting NOLA and staying in the French Quarter, but fortunately, i had rented a car. I'd been to the downtown strip clubs years ago, before I even knew about TUSCL. Anyway, I...
rokme
District of Columbia
review
5 years ago
Return to Visions
This place is about 15 minutes or so out of downtown without traffic but much more laid back and a better value than the tourist clubs in the French Quarter. Arrived around 7pm...
Aurum
Ontario
review
6 years ago
Very nice but different club
To start off, I’m sure others have touched on this, but this isn’t a traditional club where you sit and watch girls on the stage. You sit at a bar, and girls walk by...
roshi
Bay Area, California
review
6 years ago
Advanced past the shakedown
Alright, so my last visit to Visions was several years ago before the crackdown. Everything was on the table. Although it’s more expensive for the full experience after the shakedown this place is still...
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6 years ago
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MetalMeteor
California
review
6 years ago
Great atmosphere
Been to visions a few times, at night but have been going during the day lately because it's close to school and it really is the only place other then the city where you...
ninjacka6