Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

Visions Reviews

• review

  5 months ago
  Down-to-Earth Girls on a Slow Sunday

  If you want a club where the people there are relaxed and friendly, I absolutely suggest Visions. Now, look, there are things that are different. You don't get your own table, girls are either at...
  bazinga
• review

  6 months ago
  Saved by an unexpected MILF in New Orleans.

  I was in town for work/training. I scoured through TUSCL reviews to find the club best suited to my taste. Concensus seemed to be expensive low mileage eye candy....
  dutchman2000

  Oklahoma
• review

  8 months ago
  Not as good at it used to be but still pretty good

  I used to go to Visions on a regular basis about 15 or so years ago. Then I moved away, and I recently returned to the New Orleans area. The Visions of 15 years...
  busterwh69
• review

  a year ago
  Visions Of A Hole In A Wall

  I hit up Visions while in town one Saturday. I had checked out Penthouse the night before and this was a completely different experience. Not necessarily worse (though I wouldn't say either experience was...
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  a year ago

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  nukeWales

  Texas
• review

  a year ago
  Visions Tuesday

  Went to Visions on a Tuesday night. It was about a 20 minute Uber from the French Quarter. It's in an area most would consider sketchy, but seemed like they had decent...
  RidgeRacer
• review

  a year ago
  Not Couple Friendly At ALL

  My wife and I were in New Orleans on vacation and took the opportunity to visit another strip club. We are still new to this, and this would be our second strip club visit....
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  a year ago

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  NewClubCouple
• review

  2 years ago
  Visions is up and looking good

  This was my first trip to Visions since COVID. The club is not in a great area of town but they have security and cameras watching the parking lot. I really like the new...
  Comments: 1

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  2 years ago

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  Manny2
  sandman64
• review

  2 years ago
  better than anything on bourbon

  Probably the best bang for your buck in New Orleans. Completely off of Bourbon, so you'll need to drive/uber there. $10 or so cover, but you get a drink coupon. There isn't really a main...
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  2 years ago

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  jaybud999
  billybob52299
• review

  2 years ago
  Just OK

  Came in around 8 pm after trying a couple FQ strip clubs. Uber was about $15 each way and I think there was a small cover. Very odd place and it was pretty empty,...
  Comments: 1

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  2 years ago

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  1Blackman1
  JM321
• review

  2 years ago
  Miss the old days

  Visions is in a bad area of New Orleans. Pretty safe during the day and a good size parking lot with cameras. They have cleaned the inside up greatly. Two bar stages where the...
  Comments: 1

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  2 years ago

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  butchbrodie
  Kickingiteasy
• review

  2 years ago
  Fun time with good value classic lapdances

  Visited twice on a recent trip to New Orleans (Sunday and Tuesday nights) and came away convinced again that this is the best club I've found for people interested in high contact lap dances...
  Travelapper

  Ohio
• review

  3 years ago
  Assessing changes since Covid lockdown

  I've visited Visions many times in the past, but not often since the covid-lockdowns started. Over the Christmas and New Years period I made several visits, nearly all on weekend nights, to see how...
  Comments: 1

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  2 years ago

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  jaybud999
  Book Guy

  I write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
• review

  3 years ago
  Came to spend money, nobody wanted it

  I had been to Visions two days prior but was completely drunk so don’t remember that night, so I decided to try again. I came in with about 800 in my pocket ready to...
  Garbagefire
• review

  5 years ago
  Evidently I am cheap

  I was going to park my truck at a truckstop and call a taxi but was allowed to park in the clubs grass & dirt parking lot. I walked in the door a little...
  Comments: 3

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  5 years ago

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  Book Guy
  MARKPAIN

  Alabama
• review

  5 years ago
  Excellent experience outside the tourist zone

  First time in NOLA in almost 20 years. Remembered the tourist traps, and decided to try to do better. Arrived around 8:15 and the club was fairly empty, maybe 12 dancers and...
  Travelapper

  Ohio
• review

  5 years ago
  VIP Quality almost like old times

  Bar is as many have reviewed before, with no changes. Girls walk bar pretty regular, and you need to tip each one or get some grief. Girls walk around and...
  Mike_the_traveler

  Louisiana
• review

  5 years ago
  Not bad, not amazing.

  I went on a Sunday evening (arrived around 7:30pm and left around 9:15pm). As others have mentioned, the layout of this bar is really abnormal, the bar itself is the stage and the girls...
  Comments: 1

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  5 years ago

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  Book Guy
  fluffypest
• review

  5 years ago
  Testing the Waters

  I stopped in at Visions for the first time in months to see if any fundamental changes had taken place since the raid that happened or any other changes to the club. Here...
  traveler11

  Georgia
• review

  5 years ago
  You gotta go to the HOOD to get a decent mileage SC in NOLA

  So, I haven't' been to the 504 in a long time. So, one would think a place where women pull out there tits for beads would have some bomb ass strip clubs. ...
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  5 years ago

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  Book Guy
  Garfield84

  ATL
• review

  5 years ago
  Great time at Visions

  I was visiting NOLA and staying in the French Quarter, but fortunately, i had rented a car. I'd been to the downtown strip clubs years ago, before I even knew about TUSCL. Anyway, I...
  rokme

  District of Columbia
• review

  5 years ago
  Return to Visions

  This place is about 15 minutes or so out of downtown without traffic but much more laid back and a better value than the tourist clubs in the French Quarter. Arrived around 7pm...
  Aurum

  Ontario
• review

  5 years ago
  Very nice but different club

  To start off, I’m sure others have touched on this, but this isn’t a traditional club where you sit and watch girls on the stage. You sit at a bar, and girls walk by...
  roshi

  Bay Area, California
• review

  5 years ago
  Advanced past the shakedown

  Alright, so my last visit to Visions was several years ago before the crackdown. Everything was on the table. Although it’s more expensive for the full experience after the shakedown this place is still...
  Comments: 3

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  5 years ago

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  ww
  MetalMeteor

  California
• review

  5 years ago
  Great atmosphere

  Been to visions a few times, at night but have been going during the day lately because it's close to school and it really is the only place other then the city where you...
  ninjacka6
• review

  6 years ago
  Not a bad place for a midday drink

  Been to Vision's before, but lately I've been stopping in for a beer every now and then in the day. Overall, it's probably your best option to see tits in the city before 8 pm....
  Comments: 1

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  6 years ago

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  3131
  nolaking

  Louisiana