Visions Reviews

I go to this club pretty often, but not usually this late in the afternoon. Arrived around 5pm to about 15 dancers on duty. Recognized many of the girls from previous visits and received a few dances from them. Received the usual attention that has been reported...

Took a cab here from the french quarter since this is supposedly where the locals go. It was a good decision, much less hustling than at the tourist places. There were a couple dancers that I would have really liked to get a dance from but were tied...

Stopped in since the I10 was clogged by a wreck. The club layout is a a double U shaped bar. Dancersare on the bar and it is the custom of the house that you tip every dancer at least $1 when they visit you. Since I arrived around 6pm, the...

Visited here based on TUSCL reviews after tiring of the inflated prices on Bourbon St. I'd hoped for more based on the previous reviews but still would say it is a above average club. Since so many in NOLA are marginal I guess that makes it a standout...

This is my only regular club in all of NO (I'm a Sat night reg). I usually get to Visions around happy hour for the free beer special. Every week you will see lot's of new faces. A couple of girls that are regulars will upsell, but...

I have been to this club several times in the past year and I have always had a very enjoyable experience to date (with the exception of this evening). I got several dances from a very attractive blonde named Dakota (I'm pretty sure her stage name was Dakota) /...

In town briefly, and stopped by to check the place out. The stage was as advertised. Very awkward, and could get expensive over time as the rule is tip or leave. That said had a number of excellent dances from a number of the dancers. While none of the dancers...

Another fun visit to Visions. Arrived around 1:00 to find about 10 girls sitting around and only about 4 customers. Free lunch buffet and $4 beers (first one is free). Only recognized a couple faces...always glad to see new talent. Got 2 dances from a young,...

Stopped by recently just a little before noon. Did the usual “pay to get in and get a free beer” deal. There were approximately 8 girls and only 3 customers. Was approached by a favorite I hadn’t seen in a long time, Bubbles. We chatted for...

This is one of the best clubs in the city. I've just moved here and for a while I always went to Bourbon. I never go Bourbon and always go to Visions. I'm still looking at other clubs but this one is probably going to be my fav. There are...

I’ll agree pretty much with everything the previous poster reported. This club is definitely the best in New Orleans overall. It’s not as “upscale” as the gentlemen’s clubs on Bourbon Street, but offers better value and more fun with a laidback attitude. I’ve found that the dayshift...

I'm combining several past visits into this one review, so the numbers and stats that I've posted via the drop-down menus in the review-entry fields are my own subjective averages of all those experiences combined. --- Generally I'd have to say that Visions is the "best" club in New Orleans,...

Went about 8pm on a Wednesday. Only about 8 girls working - 2 were fat, 2 had huge booties, 2 were cute, 2 looked like they needed to gain some weight. Club was like someone died - very little energy, girls not looking for dances, not really interested in doing...

still the best bang for your buck in town.the only problem is the street is under construction and a little trouble getting there. this is not the best area of town however they have the door man watching the parking lot this is a good thing.the cover is 4.00 but...

Made it in today for the first time in a while. Got there about 12:30. Pay the $4 cover charge and you get a free beer. Only about 5 guys and about 8 girls. Visions dayshift is the time to visit. Dancers are friendly and...

Was in last week on a Thursay afternoon. Business was slow for the ladies but very good for the guys because there were two dancers for each guy.

One note about the cover. IF you show a hotel keycard you get in for free. Beer is $4 for domestic,...

The parking lot is well watched, so I felt safe parking and getting into this club - although the neighborhood is not the best.

You pay a cover, but almost anything will get that waived (a plane ticket, sports ticket, concert ticket, coupon from the supermarket, whatever). There were about...

It has been several weeks since I last visited visions so I decided to drop by on Saturday during the day. As usual it was four dollars to get in and you get one beer with that. Other reviewers have talked about the layout of the bar and the setup...

went in about 3pm and there is a long bar the dancers make there way around the u shaped bar and u tip as they go buy there are two lap dance areas one that is in a room that is open for 20 which is not bad if no...

This club has kind of a strange setup. There really is no main stage club only a show bar with a center portion that they call the main stage. The dancers start on the "main stage" area and then walk the rest of the stage; which is also...

This place is advertised as the club where all the locals go. The reason: you have to be a local to find it. Its way out in New Orleans East so don't try to get there during traffic times and don't get lost trying to find it at night.

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Plenty of hot ladies to choose from at Visions, blondes, brunettes, red heads, white, black, latin, asian you name it. Plenty of different body types as well.

This is the best club in New Orleans by far. The lap dances are great. The only downside to the club is that...

Haven't reviewed Visions in a while. Little has changed -- still the "best" place to go in New Orleans, although it is still rather restrictive relative to many other cities, and although it has a honky-tonk and locals' type of feel to it. On a packed weekend night, you'll...

used to be able to go in here and find some very hot women! But lately it has dropped off! The dances are great but the quality of girl has gone done! Great Value since it is old school lap dancing just not enough hot girls to...

My friend and I checked out Visions on the strength of the recommendations on this site. I'd agree that the club is not much to look at, and has the general atmosphere of a no-frills college bar inside. Clientele is mostly local, since it is about a 5...