Reviews

My wife and I went to Visions late on a Saturday night. There were about 20 dancers in the club of widely varying quality, something for everyones tastes. We settled on two…

I visited Visions on a Monday night before the Sugar Bowl. I had done a fair amount of research on clubs in the New Orleans area and was concerned about the quality of the clubs,…

I went to Visions on a Saturday night with my boyfriend, and it was pretty crowded. There were a lot of dancers and variety or girls, something for everyone. One beautiful hot brunette…

Visit this place for the first time with a few buddies. As many others have said this business is located in an industrial area. For a slow week night this place had about 10+ women…

Made my latest trip to Visions yesterday. Arrived about 11:30am. The club had only been open for 30mins. There were 11 girls on duty and I was the only customer. Upon…

This is my second review of Visions, and I am trying to avoid repeating myself, so I will talk a little bit about some of the differences this time around. My first visit was in mid…

Made my way back to New Orleans East for another Visions visit. Arrived around 12:30pm to find about 15 dancers and about 8 customers. About 6 or 7 of the dancers were very…

Visited this club while on vacation, and finally got a chance to check to this place after hearing tons of greats things about it. And boy this place lived up to the hype.…

I finally got the chance to check out Visions in mid September 2010, and was very pleased. First, the bad: This is not a great neighborhood. In fact as I was leaving one of the girls I'd…

Have made several trips to Visions since my last report, so I'll include them all here. One trip was on a Tuesday a couple weeks ago. Was immediately approached by Hope. She…

I paid a visit to Visions on Saturday night. It was my first visit since my last review further down the page. Nothing has much changed, with one important exception. In addition to the $20.00…

Well, this place is a departure from Bourbon Street. I had visited Bourbon with some friends & we decided to hit this place as well. Overall, a decent experience. Drinks weren't completely…

I was in New Orleans for the weekend and wanted to escape from Bourbon St for a few hours. This club was really easy to get to off of I-10 and the doorman is…

This is the best club in the New Orleans area in my opinion. The prices are very reasonable and the bartenders and staff are very friendly and cordial. The girls are a…

First time at Visions in a long time. Club was not very crowded and the dancers that were not on stage were just sitting around the bar. Was pleasantly surprised when a tall…

Perhaps it's just been my last few visits, but it just doesn't seem quite as much fun as it used to be here. Went in recently, arriving about 1pm. I'm no youngster, but…

I went to this place just once. There were a couple of 8/9 girls. there was some bachelor party going on and we could not get enough attention. but otherwise alright. the girls were friendly…

Most of the reviews below do a good job breaking this place down. - Average to above average girls. - Great lapper contact - 20 or 30 per lapper depending on if you want a private booth or…

I've become annoyingly regular at this place, and I don't dislike it. It now has (in my personal pantheon) a new rival, in that Penthouse offers an excellent high-mileage deal in its 20-minutes $100 lap-dance…

Since it is unusual, please note that this place is closed on all holidays. My plan to visit on Mmemorial Day went down in flames. Good news, is the place made a full recovery with…

Biggest negative is that it is not in downtown new orleans , but very close to I-10 ,neighborhood looked ok at night There is a guy sitting near the door who watches the parking lot, so…

Reviews said this was the best in New Orleans and I saw why. You can skip the cover easily with hotel key etc., drinks are reasonably priced, and so many very good looking girls…

I've been to Visions several times. If your coming to New Orleans, this is the place to go. The girls are friendly and easy to talk to. They dont push you to buy them a…

BOTTOM LINE: highly recommended most of the time. Always remember YMMV.  I have been going to Visions for five years and almost always have a good time. The girls are generally 6/7s on a very strict…

Once again Visions can be hit or miss as far as dancer numbers. But once your in, just sitting at the bar and enjoying the ladies dancing above you is worth it. I would say…