Reviews

went in about 3pm and there is a long bar the dancers make there way around the u shaped bar and u tip as they go buy there are two lap dance areas one that…

This club has kind of a strange setup. There really is no main stage club only a show bar with a center portion that they call the main stage. The dancers start on…

This place is advertised as the club where all the locals go. The reason: you have to be a local to find it. Its way out in New Orleans East so don't try to get…

Plenty of hot ladies to choose from at Visions, blondes, brunettes, red heads, white, black, latin, asian you name it. Plenty of different body types as well. This is the best club in New Orleans…

Haven't reviewed Visions in a while. Little has changed -- still the "best" place to go in New Orleans, although it is still rather restrictive relative to many other cities, and although it has…

used to be able to go in here and find some very hot women! But lately it has dropped off! The dances are great but the quality of girl has gone done!…

My friend and I checked out Visions on the strength of the recommendations on this site. I'd agree that the club is not much to look at, and has the general atmosphere of a…

This is "where the locals go" in New Orleans, and therefore has the highest percentage of non-tourists among the clientele of about any NOLa strip club. I like that there is a neighborhood feel (even…

Lots of hot ladies here, as always. The Visions crowd of clients is mostly locals, white businessmen and contractors and construction workers, the "where y'at" crowd; some Hispanic laborers, and college frat boys, but not…

this club has the most dancers than any other club in the city no matter what time you visit. they had a least 20 girls on a afternoon and all where receptive for lap dances.…

This is the best club in the city. The ladies are mostly 7-8. The stage is nice shaped in a "W" with a middle stage and good walking lanes to see a lot…

Visions is by far the hottest strip club in new orleans. Don't even think about wasting time in the French Quarter. the lap dances at visions are two-way, full contact and sufficient for completion if…

Strange club! Visions is a bit of a dump in a rough neighborhood. Most of the seating in barside on bolted down stools that do not turn. Dancers do a strip on a bar…

Stopped by on a Thursday, just after lunch. There appeared to be about 10 dancers on duty. Several were sitting with regulars, and a group of 3 were grouped together swapping stories.…

Another excellent night at Visions. They have a few new girls and I had a terrific time in the $30 room with 2 of them. The contact was good and the conversation was lively and…

Stopped in early on Thursday afternoon. I sat down next to a very pretty blonde dancer that I thought I recognized. She immediately atarted talking with me and told me her name was…

decided to try club after a long absence.the cover is $4.00 and you get a ticket for a free beer.walked in and the place has not change but the girls have they use to be…

I have a friend who goes in all the time and he loves Visions. He told me that he has trouble going in because they have so many girls that are good looking and it…

Stopped in around 12:30 PM. There were about 7 or 8 dancers on, mostly young 20s, mostly thin, and maybe 2 or 3 were more statuesque. Only one of the dancers appeared to…

I made my semi annual pilgrimage to what some consider the best club in New Orleans and it was frustrating as usual. The girls were hot but unless you are on their list of regulars…

Stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon around 2 PM. There were about 5 dancers sitting with customers at the bar and a couple playing video games. I decided to get some dances from…

another business trip, another strip club. Harrah's treated me right, so took the money to go play here. This is one of those rare places where there were more than enough dancers and…

I visited this club based on the many recommendations that it was superior to those in the Quarter. That may be true, but it was a disappointing experience. The neighborhood wasn't as bad…

Still the best in the NO area. In case you didn't know, this is where the locals go, which should tell you a lot. The Bourbon street clubs are all tourist traps.…

Visions is probably the best club in New Orleans. No doubt, they have the hottest women and they are a lot more laid back than places in the French Quarter. This is where…