Saved by an unexpected MILF in New Orleans.

I was in town for work/training. I scoured through TUSCL reviews to find the club best suited to my taste. Concensus seemed to be expensive low mileage eye candy. I chose visions as it seemed to be a nice but casual place away from crowd of bourbon street. I don't care for crowds. Also why i went in early, about 6:30.

I arrived to a parking lot about 80% empty. They have separate fenced off parking out back for staff. Paid $10 to door guy to enter. Stepped in and found there's really no place to sit but bar. Pretty much whole front room is bar. I like to sit back from the stage and like my back to a wall to be comfortable. Here the stage Forms a large W, with the center top point being main stage, which then extends out like a catwalk a bit. However, really the whole stage is a catwalk. After their set the girls parade around on the bar , stopping at each patron for a tip. At first this was annoying, there is even a sign that says IF YOU AREN'T DRINKING AND TIPPING YOU'LL BE ASKED TO LEAVE. However, the girls seemed to be happy to take their $, thank you and move down the way, no pressure.

Unfortunately, upon arrival I saw no one to my liking . The first one was too old, too heavy and ??????.. the next looked better on stage, but looks declined as she got close. I guess the tip parade helps you out here. You don't have to go up to stage to get disappointed.

Well, there were only about 10 patrons present. All sitting w girls, drinking, watching UFC n having a good time. The bill this place as WHERE THE LOCALS GO,and that's how UT looked. I got my $5 long neck, watched UFC , tipped $1 every few minutes on the parade and looked for any dancer my type with no luck. I was not approached through my first beer, dancers appeared to be going to sit w regulars or dressing room. Fine w me as all appeared over weight and not my type. I got a second beer and looked around. Appeared to be some gambling machines set about . Private dance area in back diagonal from entrance.

About the time I had decided to cut my losses I saw a blond walking my way out corner of my eye. Figured more of same, so didn't make eye contact but she was locked on. Sat next to me and introduced herself and turned out to be a babe. A bit older , 38 but pass for 32. BIg blond hair, about 5' 4", petite but sporting Ds and quite fit. Talked for a few minutes ( interrupted constantly by tip parade) and was nice to talk to. Name: Montana. Went on stage and did a nice sexy show, very fit, then came back. Talked for quite a bit and finally she asked about a dance just as I was about to.