Reviews

Happened to be in the neighborhood on a Tuesday night, and decided to stop by. It was fairly empty, but pretty good vibes from the clientele...everyone seemed pretty chill, having a good time. I ordered…

Came here on a Thursday. Well lit parking lot and inside you can see video of the parking lot. Inside was one big room with a bar, two dance stages, 3 private areas, some Oregon…

This is a review about Shimmers last Monday, but my original destination was The Venue. Here is little bit about that stop first, around 11AM. I looked at The Venue dancer schedule on their…

While visiting Portland I wanted to try a few new spots. This was the second on my list and I regret it. I visited on Friday night about 8pm. There was no one at the door…

I visited Shimmers on a recent Sunday late afternoon, between around 3 and 5. Only a few dancers there when I was; names I remember include Cecilia, Trinity, Egypt, Isabella, something that looked like…

I visit Shimmers often and at this point, only want to write a review when I come across a positive experience to share with fellow strip club mongers that may want to add to their…

My visit to Shimmers on a Sunday evening was a terrible waste of time. I do not recommend it unless you fetishize obese women. It is more akin to a locals bar for fat fetishists…

It has been about three weeks since I have been to a strip club and I was starting to get the strip club shakes. I decided to get my fix at ol’ reliable, Shimmers. For…

Visited just after lunch on a weekday. Three dancers there, maybe 6 customers. Two girls were black and heavy, one blond and thin. All dancers provided good contact at the rack. (I was tipping 2 bucks…

I swung by Shimmers after being away for about a month. On my last visit I ran into two ladies who were pretty hands on, on and off the stage and I was hoping to…

I did a recent review of Shimmers, so this won’t count towards any future subscription credit, but I ran across a dancer that I want to let local strip club mongers know about. I drove…

I decided to make the rounds to three strip clubs early on this hot Sunday. Shimmers was my first stop. I pulled in to the parking lot at 10:15 am and there was ample spaces…