Reviews

Came here on a Thursday. Well lit parking lot and inside you can see video of the parking lot. Inside was one big room with a bar, two dance stages, 3 private areas, some Oregon…

This is a review about Shimmers last Monday, but my original destination was The Venue. Here is little bit about that stop first, around 11AM. I looked at The Venue dancer schedule on their…

While visiting Portland I wanted to try a few new spots. This was the second on my list and I regret it. I visited on Friday night about 8pm. There was no one at the door…

I visited Shimmers on a recent Sunday late afternoon, between around 3 and 5. Only a few dancers there when I was; names I remember include Cecilia, Trinity, Egypt, Isabella, something that looked like…

I visit Shimmers often and at this point, only want to write a review when I come across a positive experience to share with fellow strip club mongers that may want to add to their…

My visit to Shimmers on a Sunday evening was a terrible waste of time. I do not recommend it unless you fetishize obese women. It is more akin to a locals bar for fat fetishists…

It has been about three weeks since I have been to a strip club and I was starting to get the strip club shakes. I decided to get my fix at ol’ reliable, Shimmers. For…

Visited just after lunch on a weekday. Three dancers there, maybe 6 customers. Two girls were black and heavy, one blond and thin. All dancers provided good contact at the rack. (I was tipping 2 bucks…

I swung by Shimmers after being away for about a month. On my last visit I ran into two ladies who were pretty hands on, on and off the stage and I was hoping to…

I did a recent review of Shimmers, so this won’t count towards any future subscription credit, but I ran across a dancer that I want to let local strip club mongers know about. I drove…

I decided to make the rounds to three strip clubs early on this hot Sunday. Shimmers was my first stop. I pulled in to the parking lot at 10:15 am and there was ample spaces…

I've been having a dry spell lately visiting a few spots here and there that used to be reliable. I had not visited Shimmers in a while so I decided to swing by on a…

I am having some surgery this coming week that will not allow me to visit strip clubs for around six weeks, so I decided I would have a SC marathon session on this rainy Saturday,…

Visited Shimmers and it was fairly busy for mid-afternoon on a weekday. Looks like the retired folks now feel safe hitting a trip club, though there were two younger guys (like 30s) also. Five girls…

First time here. Looks like a dive from the outside and just off a busy intersection in an area full of strip malls. This used to be the seedy area of town but that’s been…

I arranged a connection with a dancer for later this afternoon, but thought I would head out the door a little early and hit Shimmers along with another club on the SE side first to…

I passed by Shimmers again as it is usually reliable for what I am looking for. This night I probably arrived around 7pm. It was a bit more busy than normal but I was able…

Based on a post-covid visit in September 2020. On a Thursday afternoon, I was driving back from the casino with some cash in my pocket. I wanted to stop at a club to get a beer…

After stopping at two strip clubs this afternoon and not seeing anything that tempted me to spend any money I headed home on 205 with money still in my wallet. I was coming up…

Was driving by and decided to stop and check it out on a weekday afternoon. I know the club scene here and I know this is bottom tier, but figured with COVID that nowhere was…

Something just keeps pulling back to Shimmers! I came in and it was pretty busy inside and with about 8-10 ladies. I grabbed my drink and I sat by a booth in the car back…

I stopped by Shimmers this morning around 11:30 for the first time since the county went in to phase 1. I am not a huge fan of this club but I have had some good…

It was months and I missed the sight of a woman’s bare skin. Shimmers was a regular hangout for me and it looked the same when I came back. It’s a big open space with…

Since I heard that we had entered Phase 1, I decided to visit a strip club and since I've usually had a good time at Shimmers, I called them to make sure they were open.…

I passed by looking for a specific dancer on a friday night. Found a spot to park right away, I've never had any issues with parking here. I walked in a saw that was quite…