Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip Reviews

Came here on a Thursday. Well lit parking lot and inside you can see video of the parking lot. Inside was one big room with a bar, two dance stages, 3 private areas, some Oregon lottery machines and maybe a dozen or so tables. There were 14 girls listed on...

This is a review about Shimmers last Monday, but my original destination was The Venue. Here is little bit about that stop first, around 11AM. I looked at The Venue dancer schedule on their website and saw that my favorite dancer, Malia, was working the 10AM shift. She never...

While visiting Portland I wanted to try a few new spots. This was the second on my list and I regret it.

I visited on Friday night about 8pm. There was no one at the door when I arrived, I just walked in. Later there was a bouncer checking ID and...

I visited Shimmers on a recent Sunday late afternoon, between around 3 and 5. Only a few dancers there when I was; names I remember include Cecilia, Trinity, Egypt, Isabella, something that looked like Roxy on the board but I couldn't quite make out? I think there were...

I visit Shimmers often and at this point, only want to write a review when I come across a positive experience to share with fellow strip club mongers that may want to add to their dancer list. With this club opening at 10AM and I am an early clubber, I...

My visit to Shimmers on a Sunday evening was a terrible waste of time. I do not recommend it unless you fetishize obese women. It is more akin to a locals bar for fat fetishists than a SC.

The building is in a seedy area of town. The bar's "security" guard...

It has been about three weeks since I have been to a strip club and I was starting to get the strip club shakes. I decided to get my fix at ol’ reliable, Shimmers. For those of us in the Portland area that visit these SE clubs and don’t want...

Visited just after lunch on a weekday. Three dancers there, maybe 6 customers. Two girls were black and heavy, one blond and thin.

All dancers provided good contact at the rack. (I was tipping 2 bucks per dance). Got boobs in face, a close up view of the goods, and a...

I swung by Shimmers after being away for about a month. On my last visit I ran into two ladies who were pretty hands on, on and off the stage and I was hoping to run into either on this visit.

I arrived around 7pm with a couple of open...

I did a recent review of Shimmers, so this won’t count towards any future subscription credit, but I ran across a dancer that I want to let local strip club mongers know about. I drove in to the parking lot around 12:30 PM after leaving Dream on. Plenty of parking,...

I decided to make the rounds to three strip clubs early on this hot Sunday. Shimmers was my first stop. I pulled in to the parking lot at 10:15 am and there was ample spaces to park at this time of day. Walking in, no bouncer, no ID check, and...

I've been having a dry spell lately visiting a few spots here and there that used to be reliable. I had not visited Shimmers in a while so I decided to swing by on a rainy friday evening after work. Parking was easy to find as usual and I stepped...

I am having some surgery this coming week that will not allow me to visit strip clubs for around six weeks, so I decided I would have a SC marathon session on this rainy Saturday, with hoping to hit four clubs. I had planned to go to Shimmers, Club Skinn,...

Visited Shimmers and it was fairly busy for mid-afternoon on a weekday. Looks like the retired folks now feel safe hitting a trip club, though there were two younger guys (like 30s) also. Five girls on duty, I think. They are distancing the chairs at the rack, so fewer seats...

First time here. Looks like a dive from the outside and just off a busy intersection in an area full of strip malls. This used to be the seedy area of town but that’s been pushed further out so I guess I’d call it safe. Stopped by early afternoon and...

I arranged a connection with a dancer for later this afternoon, but thought I would head out the door a little early and hit Shimmers along with another club on the SE side first to warm me up. I hadn’t been to either of these clubs since the last shut-down....

I passed by Shimmers again as it is usually reliable for what I am looking for. This night I probably arrived around 7pm. It was a bit more busy than normal but I was able to grab a drink quickly and find a seat near the stage.

First girl to...

Based on a post-covid visit in September 2020.

On a Thursday afternoon, I was driving back from the casino with some cash in my pocket. I wanted to stop at a club to get a beer and watch some girls. I didn't really have any high expectations. I considered going to...

After stopping at two strip clubs this afternoon and not seeing anything that tempted me to spend any money I headed home on 205 with money still in my wallet. I was coming up on the Foster exit and Shimmers pulled me in like a magnet.

Parking was easy...

Was driving by and decided to stop and check it out on a weekday afternoon. I know the club scene here and I know this is bottom tier, but figured with COVID that nowhere was going to necessarily be good, so I gave it a shot. It’s on a corner...

Something just keeps pulling back to Shimmers! I came in and it was pretty busy inside and with about 8-10 ladies. I grabbed my drink and I sat by a booth in the car back corner. I had my eye on a tall blonde thick girl that I had seen...

I stopped by Shimmers this morning around 11:30 for the first time since the county went in to phase 1. I am not a huge fan of this club but I have had some good times here in the past. The small parking lot was about 2/3 empty and...

It was months and I missed the sight of a woman’s bare skin. Shimmers was a regular hangout for me and it looked the same when I came back. It’s a big open space with two stages at a good height for dancers to get close and slide down into...

Since I heard that we had entered Phase 1, I decided to visit a strip club and since I've usually had a good time at Shimmers, I called them to make sure they were open. Phone was answered fairly quickly and I was told they are open 10am - 10pm....

I passed by looking for a specific dancer on a friday night. Found a spot to park right away, I've never had any issues with parking here. I walked in a saw that was quite a few ladies working this night. It was mainly AA dancers with 2 Latinas and...