Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip Reviews

Not many dancers at lunch hour. One girl told me they are busier at 10:00 am than noon. Anyway, I think there were 4 or 5 girls there. Just 3 or so customers, though I didn't go out to the smoking patio. Bartender courteous, efficient, with good selection of beers.

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I went into Shimmers shortly after it opened in the morning.And was pleasantly surprised. From the outside it looks like a dive bar, but the interior turned out to be quite nice, with new furniture and everything looking clean (including the restrooms). The private dance area looked semi-private with a...

I like the grittiness of strip clubs on the east side, and Shimmers is on on my regular rotation for that very reason. Been a few times and the vibe has always been the same. Regulars sitting at the big horseshoe bar talking quietly with their favorite girl. Dancers on...

Don't expect much. The girls aren't that hot for the most part, but you find a gem sometimes. Club is pretty scary with metal detectors and the like. Dances are cheap and the girls let you play, so it has that going for it. Still, the security and vibe of...

My first time in years at Shimmers and pleasantly surprised. My recollection from several years back was the girls were all plus size. This visit, three of the four were fine, and the fourth suits the chubby-chasers.

A half dozen customers were there, most of them sitting at the bar,...

Once again, xoticspot posting drew me to a club. This time two dancers on the schedule at Shimmers caught my attention. This is another of the Portland clubs that seems like a dive bar with dancers working. Average size, funky chairs and tables and a cool u-shaped...

Dancers were good. Place was a little shady but never felt unsafe. I will be back for sure, there is this one dancer who works there who is beautiful. Can't wait to see her again. Drinks are strong, prices are not bad at all. Bartenders nice and talkative. Bouncers are...

Dancers were good. Place was a little shady but never felt unsafe. I will be back for sure, there is this one dancer who works there who is beautiful. Can't wait to see her again. Drinks are strong, prices are not bad at all. Bartenders nice and talkative. Bouncers are...

This review covers a couple of recent visits. I put down 'afternoon' though the visits have been between 11am and 1pm.

Basically, this is a great place for early dancing. Both days, there were at least 3 dancers there, which frequently is the same or more than the number...

hi guys,

I went there about 5 pm Tuesday. the place is retro to the eights with main stage . I think ther are 3 small vip areas but the curtain does not cover very well. in certain angles you can see a silowhette.
the beeer is cheaper $ 4...

No cover, but security demanded identification and declaration of no weapons. No problem. Place is nicely lit, two Dane areas but only one used. Dancers all white and varied from young and tight to quite large. All nude, the dancers had some enthusiasm but the three I talked...

Dear God, I don't know why I made the mistake of entering this place again, but I am fucking done with it after my most recent visit. Stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon because I had nothing better to do. Waited five minutes for the bartender to return from who...

So my last review of this place was fine. It is what it is, no style but no pretension,either; it's a dive right off 82nd Avenue. I had had two decent visits during the fall where I experienced some high mileage private dances, so I figured I'd check it out...

I had never bothered checking this place out because it just looked like another dive bar with dancers. My luck has been so-so with this type of club during the day and I wasn't too excited about trying it out. I was looking on line on another site that lists...

Decided to check this club out before meeting my buddies for drinks. I had about 90 minutes to kill. This club is spacious and looked cleaner than some of the places I've been. The dancers, however, left much to be desired. The dancers were older and bigger. There were only...

Had read some interesting reviews on here so I figured I'd go check it out. Had an afternoon off during the week and decided come by in mid-afternoon. The room is typical dive bar, pretty spacious (at least it is during the day when not many people are around). A...

I went here on a Monday at noon. There were about 5 customers and 4 dancers on shift. I just had a coors light for 2.50. Sat around and watched all of the dancers. All of them were on the heavy side but 2 of them had nice faces. I...

I hadn't been her in awhile so I decided to give shimmers another try. This review covers 3 successive visits over a couple weeks. I went by on my lunch break and it was fairly slow with only about 4 or 5 customers and 4 dancers. There was one attractive...

Long time customer. This is the best combination of neighborhood tavern and gent club I have encountered in SE Portland. The facilities are nice, poker machines for those that like, nice lighting and decent furniture at bar and tables. There are two stages although unless a lot of dancers only...

I stopped by the club late on Saturday night. From the outside the club looks like a dive bar. The inside is a little better, but still basically a dive bar. It like a Reno style 80’s bar, it’s not nice enough to call it Vegas style....

Shimmers is a large building right across the street from Fred Meyer. The building is quite unassuming as there is only a small sign on Foster. The purple color of the building might catch your eye a little. Ample parking.

Inside is quite nice considering the neighborhood. ...

I met two very endearing girls tonight, Heavenly and Paradise. Heavenly, was just that. Skin sooo soft, blonde hair, gorgeous eyes and a body that doesn't stop! Too bad she chose an old guy over me. was going to drop mega $$$ over her. ...

For a few different reasons I won't be strip clubbing for awhile, so I decided to try one of the hole in the wall dives I haven't been to before I went on my sabbatical. Plus I knew a stripper friend that works there, so that made it that much...

I have been here a couple times lately in the afternoon. It is a fairly clean looking bar. The decor kind of reminds me of a casino. There are usually about 4 or 5 girls working and the bartender always has her nice rack on display. Dancer quality has had...

This place is a dive but it still does the job. Boobs and ass that's all i want and good quality at that. The girls are great, always make me feel welcome and the lap dances are rockin. This is the perfect place to relax the girls are not stuck...