Reviews

Visited at lunchtime on a weekday. Walked in. Therre were 5 other PLs; one at video poker, 3 in conversations with dancers, and one (I realized later) in a private lap dance booth.…

I dropped by Shimmers on New Years evening because I remembered how much fun I had had on prior visits and this visit didn’t disappoint. I walked in and was patted down by security and…

Went in on a Thursday to find only a few girls working and mostly regulars chatting with them. It was my first time at this club and I wasn't sure what to expect. It was…

I just moved up to the Portland area and I wanted to find a club that would be as good as the clubs that I am used to from LA. I came across this location…

Details regulars know: free parking, no cover, coffee $3, beers comparably priced, bathroom small and clean, troll-free. Hard to sit at the bar and watch the stage, but otherwise comfortable set-up. Several private booths with…

Got to Shimmers around 10:00PM on a Sunday and stayed until after Midnight. Was patted down by security guard upon entrance. During my time there, the number of customers fluctuated between 5 to 10. There…

Shimmers is on a busy street with a small less than noticeable driveway. Not much to look at on the outside but inside is totally different. Well lit and somewhat festive and larger…

Had a very satisfying visit to Shimmers. At mid-day there were lots of senior citizen regulars hanging out. Not a great feature of the club, but Ruby was on the stage. Nothing is bad when…

This was my first visit to Shimmers in many months. It hadn't changed much. It still was in a fairly difficult to reach location just off 82nd and Foster Road. Parking lot was small, and…

I went here back in fall 2017. I was here for a very short amount of time, for reasons you will see. I walked in, the place was an open plan, with tables in the…

Went here on a saturday night around 10:00PM and stayed until 1:00AM. There were about 8 dancers working. The club has a ton of seats and two stages although there weren't that many seats at…

I have been taking a break from the clubs for the most part lately but last month I was near shimmers and stopped in for a drink. Not too much going on but…

This review is a mirror image of my Scarlet Lounge review. In this case, my previous visit was very disappointing but today's visit was much, much better. And Ruby is back! She had been absent my…

Visited at lunch hour. 5 dancers on the list. An older Asian with nice bod (for her age). A heavy white gal, a flat-chested AA, a cute girl-next door and a somewhat heavy white gal.…

This is a worn out club with worn out dancers. A decent place to drink a beer but I wouldn’t go expecting much. Just an old bar really. The girls were mostly older and friendly…

To be honest I haven't been feeling the clubs lately. Seems like they are either full of entitled gps afflicted hustlers or scary methy fatsos. I admit I'm too cheap to throw down $40 for…

I visited Shimmers about 6 months ago on a Tuesday and was far from impressed by the quality of dancers, despite this horrible first impression I figured I'd give it another shot to see what…

On this quick stop in early afternoon there were only a handful of older gents, two naked dancers that I saw, and a few heavier clothed women sitting around talking to customers. I couldn't tell…

I hadn't been here in awhile and I was in the area so I decided to stop by. It was just like it has always been, a chill neighborhood bar with a mix of girls…

This review and my other reviews of Shimmers ONLY cover the afternoon and late morning time period. I have no idea what this place is like on a Friday or Saturday night. I've pretty much…

Maybe this place would be different on a Friday or Saturday night. I realize that Sunday night is the worst night to visit, but this was pretty bad. I walked in on a…

Visited on a Friday around 6:00 p.m. The 5 dancers were scattered around the club, apparently talking with regulars. They didn't seem to be trying to talk the regulars into dances, either -- at least…

As the title says, don't go there with high expectations. Coming from the NW you would expect a little more than what this place has to offer. Obviously it is a strip joint…

I've returned twice since an initial May visit. The club is a little hard to get to off 82nd and Foster, and parking can be tight. Those are really my only complaints. The…

I've been here a couple of times lately around noon or 1pm. There have been about 4-5 dancers on duty. As I've experienced over the years, the stage dances are pretty good. During slow…