Reviews

It's a small place, with two stages, but there's always plenty of girls to keep people happy. If anything, you get more attention because of it! The girls are AMAZING--most of them are quite pretty,…

This is a very small place. I went there with 3 friends, it was thursday night 11:00pm, there were only two dancers and only two more visitors and then the bartender and DJ who apperently…

I went here last weekend and submitted the new location to TUSCL so I could post a review. On Saturday night they had about 8 girls dancing ranging from 5-7, 2 stages, three song…

I was passing by in the late afternoon on a weekday and thought I would stop in and see what it was like. The place looked ok on the outside but went quickly downhill…

Shimmers is a nice little club off of 82nd and Foster. I hadn't been here in nearly a year. Parking and access to the club is barely adequate, but inside it is very nice! Three…

Average along the lines of Portland. Not upscale but not the most dive setting. Completely forgettable but fine experience. Gigi is by far the bright spot of this place and my favorite dancer I saw…

I've been having pretty good luck here lately. There are a few girls that are attractive (7-8 range) and also work to make sure you are satisfied in the private dances. Otherwise this place has…

Just got back from Shimmers. Spent about 2 hours there and there were about 7 ladies tonight. There were a few that caught my eye tonight. First one was Piper, taller brunette with big natural…

Weekday visit in early afternoon. Only two dancers and one never got up on stage. That second "dancer" never left one customer's table the entire time I was there (maybe 30 min).…

After reading a report on here I decided to visit and try to catch because I usually visit clubs after 7pm. I did manage to see her during her last dance on the stage and…

Girls were hit or miss in terms of looks, but they all gave a lot of action at the stage (titties and ass in face, grinding in my lap). I got a lapdance from a…

Prices are outstanding here; however everything has a price. I went to this place simply out of whim, never having been to Portland (no offense, never coming back) and it reeks of pure sketch. Got…