Spearmint Rhino
505 S Broadway Santa Maria, CA 93454

Unfortunately this club was as much...

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phil55
Oct 11, 2005, 9:58 PM
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Unfortunately this club was as much a miss this time around as it was a hit back in June. On the plus side, all the employees from the doorman to the cocktail waitress to the dance-counters are all very friendly. Also, there is hardly any official hustle on the BTLD? that you get in most clubs.

On the minus side, none of the real attractive girls from last time were there this time. There were only 4-5 of them working and none was better than a 7 and I might be being a little charitable. One of them shouldn't be allowed to take her clothes off privately much less in public. The prettiest girl there was real hard-looking but gave a good LD with grindage and the occasional reach-around. But she was mechanical and didn't even try to pretend she was enjoying herself. Hey look, I don't blame her - having to dance for us miserable-looking PL's - but, as they said in the "Godfather", "This is the live we chose." The other girls were friendly but not as nasty. One girl, I think her name is Sasha, is a ROB who charged me for an extra dance and then wanted me to buy her a drink. I paid for the dance but not the drink. She also offered to let me touch her pussy for an extra $50. First off, this is pretty much of a no-milage club due to civic restrictions so that would be against the rules and, second, I'm not fondling anyone's privates unless I'm getting paid. Plus she had a mild hygiene issue.

All in all, an ok place to pass the time in an area where there isn't another club for 100 miles around. But they need to upgrade the girls appearances and fire Sasha. The girls make the club so this visit rates a much lower score than last time.

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