Spearmint Rhino
505 S Broadway Santa Maria, CA 93454

I've stopped in this club a...

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mostlydumb
Nov 28, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I've stopped in this club a few times and as others have said, it's hit or miss. The club is very small and I've never seen more than 5 or 6 dancers on shift at one time. That said, I've been in a few times when there are only 2 or 3 customers and a few of the dancers are very hot. On those nights, the place is great - dances are cheap, the girls are friendly, there are frequent 2 and 3 song specials, and most of the girls will sit and talk between sets. Never had a high mileage dance but never really tried for one either so can't say what's available but I have had a very good time on a couple of occasions. On the other hand, I've also been in on nights when there are 2 or 3 dancers and 6 or 8 customers. On those nights, you get an ugly old chick on stage and the one or two hot dancers are monopolized by someone in back leaving everyone else to sit there in the dark wishing they were somewhere else. Of course, the nearest place with naked girls is 90 miles down the road so no such luck... Anyway - it's worth a peak in the door. If the dancer to customer ratio is good, stick around - if not, go do whatever else you can do in Santa Maria for fun because there's no point in staying here.

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I've stopped in this club a...