I stopped in to the Spearmint...

I stopped in to the Spearmint Rhino about 2 weeks ago. This was my first visit to a Spearmint Rhino anywhere, but I was close to the one in Santa Maria and wanted to test it out. At first glance, you don't realize it's a strip club, which is great when it comes to being discreet if you need to be. There's even a back entrance if you don't want to enter off of the main street. When you walk in, the place is tiny. Literally about 8 tables, a couple booths, and of course the stage, which is a square in the corner. I wasn't a huge fan of the stage, it was basically a bar, and the girls would dance behind it. Felt like there was a barrier in between the girls and the customers. Apparently if you go between 4-5:30, it's no cover as long as you buy a drink. I was loving that, except the tiny glass of coke cost me $5.

As far as the dancers go, I was really impressed. There were some great dancers. Of course, there was the one chubby one that probably shouldn't have been dancing, but different strokes for different folks I guess. She was always dancing for guys, I just wasn't interested. I got a dance from Lana, a blonde with a great chest. She was awesome, made conversation before the dance started, and wasn't afraid to show me what she had. I also got a dance from Gabrielle, who was also a hot blonde with an amazing body.

I'm not a big fan of the "no touch" policy there. I've been to other clubs and the girls don't mind if you touch their chest or anything like that. The girls here were pretty adamant about not touching. Before I knew the rules, I was rubbing her body and she would just take my hands away and put them down next to me.