This...

This is pretty much a rundown little dump in a small (pop: 70,000) town in the middle of nowhere.

The club is in probably the 2nd or 3rd worst part of town. It's a low-crime town, so there's nothing to be afraid of as you drive in, but it's dirty and slummy on the outside.

The club is VERY small -- somewhere around 8 tables, 2 booths, and the (perhaps 8x8) stage adorn the main floor. In the back is a larger room for dances, with padded benches that seat perhaps 6-8 people each running at a 90 degree angle, and then a few individual dance booths.

On any given night, the club probably only has 4-6 girls dancing. They do get the occasional hottie in there, but typically you're lucky to find an 8, and it's mostly 6's and 7's, with the occasional outright fat or ugly chick.

The dances vary based on the girls' experience, but are almost always very very agressive. There's usually a ton of grinding, and many will stroke, suck, etc. A few have gone as far as to try to unbutton my jeans.