The Good Old Portland Standby

Union Jacks has been a Portland institution for years now. As it should be. Union Jacks still has some of the most interesting looking looking girls in town and boasts a large number of them, which is something of a rarity due to the smaller more stage focused nature of Portland clubs. Don't get me wrong I enjoy the smaller clubs and all, but sometimes 4-5 girls on shift just isn't quite enough of a selection. The lap dance booths are extremely private and dances will run you 25 dollars to start, although believe me it's best to confirm the price with the dancer you've chosen before you enter the booth. The stage shows are generally quite incredible and the music is usually a pleasant mixture of alternative rock and various other genres. The club has a dark sexy atmosphere and you'll see a lot of attractive patrons here, I mean A LOT. There's always a ton of really sexy girls to choose from here, even if alternative is not your thing. If you're going to take a seat at the stage best to tip generously. They are quick to kick people out of here too, so best to behave yourself generally. The wait for a drink can be interminable so you might want to walk over from a neighboring bar with a good buzz before heading in.