Union Jacks
938 E Burnside St Portland, OR 97214

Saturday Night at Union Jack's

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dreaminsimon
Dec 16, 2016, 4:10 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

I was out at a soul dance party and decided to go down the hill and get a more intimate kind of dance. Union Jack's has a really nice interior. It's small, but it feels classy, with two stages and a very intimate feeling. I feel like the dancers are a bit more aggressive here then at other classic Portland strip clubs, in the sense that they'll approach you and engage directly towards private dances. With very few exceptions, the dancers will be happy to chat and enjoy your company for quite a while before pushing the subject, and I really enjoy that. This saturday, I spent maybe a half hour to an hour chatting up a beautiful young black girl (Aries, I think?). She was smart and we spoke quite genuinely about her life growing up, spiritual matters, and this new lube that has THC in it (yum, what a feeling!). I felt really comfortable and connected to her. I was ready for private time, and we went to the private dance area. There is one booth that is accessed with a code--not sure if more happens in there or not. I've been in that booth once before, but I wasn't that into the stripper and didn't push the issue of extras. This night, we went instead into one of the numerous booths sectioned off by beaded curtains. They are not separate spaces entirely but you cannot be seen--except for the camera in the ceiling! She was a beautiful lithe young thing, and immediately got to business, letting me touch her everywhere and being very sensitive to my movements and moans. We were really dancing together. I asked about extras and she said the place was run by the Russian mob and that she was afraid to do more. I didn't push further. She placed her hand on my cock (through my pants) quite a few times, and showed me the inside of her pussy: perfectly pink, just like the furry bauble on her handbag, as she explained. She is beautiful and the three dances I got were very much worth the $60. Union Jack's is fun and walks a nice line between classy, comfortable, and diverse.

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Saturday Night at Union Jack's