Lou Turks
500 Powhatan Ave Essington, PA 19029

Recent late Friday night visit: Club...

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May 17, 2009, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

Recent late Friday night visit: Club is very much a local kind of bar that just happens to have topless dancers. Not a club to go out of your way for, or to write home about. More a place to kick back in hassle free environment.

BASICS- Cover charge was $5, brewskis $4, called mixed drinks $6. Bar is rather large, with dancer ministage on right side, and main stage was behind bar. Dancers would start out on ministage, taking nothing off, then dance 2nd song on main stage topless.A unique custom at Lou Turks (and, I'm told some other area clubs) is the post show dollar tip walk. That can take some time, crowd level was such that not all patrons would be hit up by every dancer, some would stay with interested patron for some time. At no time did I feel like I was being hustled, maybe 1 in 5 tipwalkers mentioned getting a private couch dance. As someone accustomed to non-smoking clubs, I was put off a little by smoking odors, yet high ceilings, and several fans kept club from being TOO thick with smoke.

DANCER CREW: Guessing about 17-22 different dancers, attractiveness range 4.5- 7.75, mostly 6ish, or so. After 1-2 Asians, rest were split roughly evenly between Black, and Cauc. Very few dancers were of the enhanced silicon genre, fair diversity of builds. Crew was universally down to earth, non- pushy types.

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