Traffic Light

After being off the strip club game for a year, decided to go here to try a new club (the Ypsi and Toledo clubs began to get boring). Cover was $5 since…

I have been to the Light a few times before and it was a good couple months since I last visited so decided to stop by on a Tuesday evening of last…

Traffic Light is somewhere I like to go for a change of pace sometimes. This is a little bit of a dive but they've made some improvements with new tables and…

Another visit my last time here was 4 months ago, I see they have a billboard up on Groesbeck. So today I had some time to kill and it was Friday around…

Decided to stop here on my way home from the foot doctor. It has been a while a few cars in the parking lot it was just after 3pm. They have new…

I've reviewed this place before and not much has changed. It's a no frills place that suits its purpose. If you're looking for a wild party club, keep driving.…

Looking to kill some time this afternoon, I stopped by the Traffic Light to hopefully get some dances. I figured with the holiday, maybe there would be a good turnout of…

Stopped in on a Wednesday around 4pm. From what I saw, there were 5 ladies working and all five were working hard while I was there. As previously described, this…

Haven't been here in many years, but remember back in the day they had good lunch specials. Being in the area decided to check it out. Not much has changed. Very dark when…

Stopped in around 6pm on a Friday. The club has been around for years and I finally gave it a try. Older bldg and interior design - but not the reason I…

I haven't been here in months and decided to see if anything has changed. Arrived at 7 pm and paid $5 cover. The club is the same layout. Big stage in the…

Met a friend for a relaxing lunch and went to the TL in mt Clemens. Been there a few times in the past and the dances are average but the bang for…

I have been here a few times, the most recent being a few Tuesday's ago. It's a very laid back place, that I feel really comfortable going into. The crowd is never…

Ok, if you haven’t been here, it’s nothing special. But it’s the local neighborhood Titty bar and the only one in town lol. As mentioned before, no VIP area, there are booth…

So I went back to my favorite joint here in Macomb County. I never really go on a weekday other than Friday but this time I decided to go on a Tuesday…

The Traffic Light is the best (and only) strip club in Macomb County. If you like dive bars, you'll love TL. It's a hole in the wall off the beaten path with…

My taste in women has evolved over the years, particularly the past 10-12 years. As a teenager and well into my adult years I preferred slim women. Any girl with even a few…

I was in town for work and had a couple hours to spare in the afternoon. I always like being able to park my car myself and avoid valet fees. I took…

So I went to this place cuz I heard they were doing a promotion and Ron Jeremy was appearing. I've been going here for 25 years, and this is the 1st time…

Well there isn’t much to be said that hasn’t been said about this place. It’s a place to go if you live by just to have a night out with friends. There…

I been to this place one time before and wasn't all to impressed with the dancers on duty nor the average lap dance I got. But being that it's the ONLY stripclub…

The afternoon is a boring time to go to this club. When I was there only 3-4 dancers were there so rotation was short and the same girl would be on…

I have been going to this club ever since it opened. It started out as a Blues bar but they could not make that work so they soon went topless. This…

This place has been consistent for many years. Not the best interior (outdated and worn) but the dancers (if you are lucky to catch their attention) will give you a great…

well this was my first time going to a strip club. I had a real good time! All the dancers were friendly and the bouncer was not pushy at all. I would…

After having lunch here on a Friday I went back on Monday to see what the day shift was like early in the week. Very slow but at least they did have…

Had not been here in a few weeks decided to stop in for lunch and some fun. I arrived after 1pm and found out they now serve food until 3pm which makes…

So I got off work early Monday and decided to visit TL as it was near my work. Place is a little on the dark side inside and outside doesn't look a…

I took a few months off, but ended up back at my go to place. Decent crowd and selection of girls for a Friday night. Most of the girls, I've seen here…

I visited the place for the first time last Thursday after reading all the reviews (good and bad) and suffice to say, you get what you paid for. Drinks were reasonable at…

Went to Traffic Light around 9 on Friday night. It wasn't very crowded for a Friday night. $5 cover. Bought Rum and Coke for $6 plus tip. As far as…

Been a while since I stopped by my local strip club the only one in Macomb county. 3 trips total during the month of May first was on a Friday evening after…

Seven hot girls on a Monday ? Well six hot girls and an ''extra''. I like this club.It needs some TLC......ok,a lot of TLC,But the staff is friendly,dances are only $15.00 and…

Was there for a buddy's stag night. We didn't let them know so I can't say what they normally do for bachelors. Anyway we had about 10 guys and seating was easy.…

Found a place that wasn't in Detroit. Their hours are great for people that work the night shift. Lap dances cost $15 and there's no VIP room but it's dark enough to…

This bar has a ton of potential,too bad the owner shows absolutely no interest in improving it past some new bar stools. With the cost of drinks and the fact that the dancers…

So I decided to go back after I said this place was a dump, but money was was short and I was high and looking for a cheap thrill. Suffice to…

Stopped by on a Saturday evening around 5:00 and was surprised by the what I saw inside. Not that it was a bad club, it wasn't, didn't reek of smoke, decent…

went twice in the past 2 weeks. 1st was a Monday night. Only 2 dancers all night. they were hustling, but had 2 songs onstage, 4 off, then back on for 2.…

While out running errands and dodging rain drops decided to check out the day shift on a Wednesday. I gave this place a break for a few months because the dayshift…

Trailer trash girls (not necessarily a bad thing) and big open space. Not any privacy for the 15 dollar dances, basically a full song table dance. Paid 5 dollar cover and 6…

Man this place could be a great spot ! In fact it once was a great spot with a lot of industry and Selfridge ANG base right up the road,this place used to…

FYI: this review is from a visit 2 years ago but I’m just getting around to posting it now. After spending the late afternoon at the Criket and the evening with family I…

Ok so I went to the Traffic Light last Friday round 11ish looking for a cheap thrill. I didn't have but 60 to spend but I was trying to make it go…

It's been a few years since I've been here. My friends and I used to get the booth that's right next to the stage and squeeze a few girls in with…

I'm at this club at least 3-4 times a month it's very chill. The drinks are reasonable. The food is amazing for lunch. The night shift girls are amazing especially any of…

I dropped in after a few years away to see how my old haunt, the Traffic Light, was looking and to chill a while with some fine looking girl-next-door types. Well,…

First time here since I was in the Mount Clemens area. Usually I like to go to the strip clubs in metro Detroit, as they are some of the very best in…

Love this club. Been too long since I have been there, but nothing has changed in years. New girls, average to hot as hell. I usually go during the afternoon or lunch-ish…

I visited the Traffic Light recently, for the first time in nearly 25 years. This club has been around a long time. I used to go there regularly when I was in…

This is a tiny club with the feel of being in someone's basement. There is no VIp room for dances so all lap dances happen in open plain sight. The place has…

I was in the area so I came here to see some naked ladies. It's been a while since I've been here, so there were a lot of new girls I've…

I've been here more than 100 times. Decent place, decent girls, I'm always coming back. This review is not so much about the club, but about my experience with a dancer there.…

This is best described as a value club. Nothing flashy, but a good time nonetheless. It's a little run down, both inside and out, but that doesn't stop me from going over…

Satt down for a while and checked out the scenery. Couldn't really find what I was looking for or I should say most of the girls I would have gotten…

Decided to stop by the Traffic Light after the foot doctor Wednesday afternoon about 4pm. Never seen the parking lot as crowded as it was that day walked in they had a…

I have been coming to this place ever since it became a strip club back in the 80's. Being in Macomb County, they have stricter rules than the Detroit clubs but they…

Had some time to kill around 5PM so I stopped in Traffic Lights. Wasn't to hard to find though the exterior gives the impression the club is closed. Parked and enter. Club…

I started coming to the Light almost 20 years ago. It was the closest club to my home, and the place I felt the most comfortable with. I started going quite often…

I like this club because the girls are sexy and young, but the layout and environment is lame. Lighting is terrible. It's too dark inside. Drinks aren't too expensive.…

I stopped by this club at 3 on a Saturday afternoon for a beer and to check it out. The outside really needs a new paint job, it looks very rundown.…

Got there on a Tuesday right after the doors opened. Problem there is that the girls are not into dancing yet and haven't warmed up to there shift. Only 5 dancers there…

Great club, the dancers were super friendly and not pushy. For the first time in a while a strip club was just fun with no up sell or pushy dancers asking for…

Interesting visit. Went to the bar after work because I needed beer and food. Not ready to go home, so I decided to head out here. Easy 10 inure…

Went here Monday afternoon for lunch with 2 male co -workers and 1 female. Decent neighborhood. I felt like my car was safe. We got a table and ordered food. It took…

Traffic Light had their Xmas party yesterday. I was unaware and wondered why so many cars were in the lot at 6pm when I arrived. I was happy to see…

This club is the closest club from my workplace, so I come here a lot. Also, these days, I need to look for bargains and the dances here are still only…

I stopped in on Tuesday Dec 16 just after noon. I ordered burger and fries for lunch and set back to enjoy the show. Initially there were 3 dancers and 2 more…

Other aspects of club has been covered many times here. So, I will skip that. This is just my last experience visiting this club. I was in the area and have sometime to…

Like previous posters state, no nickle and dime you to death here. Most of the dancers were young and spinners. Some could actually even dance well on stage, hanging by…

This is a throwback club to simpler times. No extras, no VIP rooms. Interior is threadbare. On the good side: no valet, no coat check, no parking fee, no DJ,…

Been going to this club regularly the past week. The bar isn't posh, and needs a lot of work. Dark inside except for tv's and stage lights. I usually…

Went as a couple. $15 single $20 couple dances. Disappointed by lack of girls only 3 but given time and day not that surprised. Lunch of chicken wings was greasy and over…

Keep hoping that it will change but I think the club will remain "PG" entertainment. Still no private booths, no VIP section. All dances remain in the open on the…

Again in Mt. Clemens on a Saturday afternoon and found my way back to the Traffic Light. Hadn't been in a while and to no surprise, nothing about the physical building changed…

As others have stated this club is now offering $10 daytime dances which is fair since all dance areas are out in the open. Arrived on a early Saturday afternoon and…

I visited this club again because I was in the area. Surprisingly, day shift dance is only $10. There was no privacy since there is no VIP room. Dances were done on…

I've always liked this club. From 2006 - 2012, I would average going here about 2x per month. I've slowed down quite a bit the past two years. I think I'm just…

OK, Not quite sure why I decided to try this place out but it wasn't my best or worst choice. Nice neighborhood bar vibe. I ordered a bottle of…

The Traffic Light in Mount Clemens, also known as the stripper retirement home. Many of the girls that work here have been there for years. Don't get me wrong they do have…

$15 dances are a good value. Definitely go at night and not during the day. Evening shift starts around 8. Some very sexy dancers. Better to get there early, if you go…

Stopped by Tuesday on my way home around 5. There were 4 dancers 2 of them were 6-7s. It was a really slow day the girls were not really into dancing on…

Stopped by on a Tuesday about 6 pm and found only 5 dancers working, but since there were only 4 other customers besides myself that was a pretty good ratio. Unforunately,…

I decided to check out the old Traffic Light today. All in all, it was not as great as it used to be. Of course, the girls are young, white and average…

The place needs a complete overhaul. The parking lot is dirt and desperately needs some fill dirt/rocks asap as there are giant potholes in it making it hard to drive around. But…

this place used to be a great value for 10 dollar dances, but at 15 now, it's so so. When the place is dead the girls will ignore you unless you're a…

Went on a Wednesday evening a few weeks ago. I have not been here in years. The club itself is pretty old and worn looking but the dancers definetly looked better then…

Really underrated club if you are into a more low key setting. Even on weeknights the majority of the girls are goodlooking, and you cant beat the prices. $5 cover (if you…

Quiet little dive bar off the beat in Mt. Clemens. I hadn't been there in a while and devices to stop in for a "REAL" bar burger for lunch. Burger,…

Well there are a few good things about the Traffic Light when you visit in the afternoon. Plenty of free parking and no cover charge when I entered at 5:15.…

I visited the Traffic Light last week while off from work for the Christmas / New Years holiday. I haven't been here since the early summer but wasn't really thinking anything would…

The place may be in dire need of an extreme makeover but it's still good fun. The drink pricing is a bit steep for a hole in the wall place like this,…

Not bad club, there were some really sexy girls then some fives. No VIP area so you get a lap dance in the open next to a bunch of other dudes which…