Stopped by on a Tuesday about...

Stopped by on a Tuesday about 6 pm and found only 5 dancers working, but since there were only 4 other customers besides myself that was a pretty good ratio. Unforunately, one was stocky, one was tatted-up and too freaky looking, one insisted on leaving her gym shorts on while she danced (which wasn't sexy, even though the word was printed across her ass), one was drunk on her ass and out of shape, and only one was hot and sexy... an adorable girl-next-door tall, fit woman with small breasts but an open an heerful demeanor. Naturally, she was busy and I am not really do much into tall women, anyway, so I didn't pursue it. So, once again, I found no reason to spend the fistfull of cash I had set aside for some fun. In truth, with no VIP area and these chicks, the dances here are not worth $15 each and the management should realize that and revert to the old $10 strategy. Anybody who drives through Detroit knows the clubs there are a much better value, especially the little hole-in-the-wall places like LaChambre, where you can have all the fun you ca stand for $20 a song.

As far as the physical appearance of Traffic Light, it just keeps going downhill and it doesn't look like a cash machine so I doubt we'll see any improvements anytime soon. The parking lot is OK and free, so that's a plus, but there's nothing inside the club that should attract anyone to come from any distance. Save your money and hit a real 21st Century strip club in Detroit.