Traffic Light

Havent been back in to the light since the start of summer. The bar was empty of guys,i thought was good for me. Girls were complaining about being bored and lack o…

So I've been back three times since my last review, hoping to recapture that exhilirating, sexy rush I got from Amazing Azlynn. Only problem, no Azlynn on any of the evenings…

This was my first time at the Traffic Light. Very dark when I entered. No cover and I missed any food they had by a few hours. It seems that food is…

I've been pretty tough on the old Traffic Light in recent reviews and for good reason - it hasn't been updated in years, charges the girls $75 tip-outs that translate into $15…

this is the best club for your money. YMMV with dances. You will not find ANY other activity other than dances, so if you are looking a hand job or more- you…

First and foremost, as far as value goes, this place is excellent! Five dollar cover, ten to twenty per lap dance. As far as appearance of the club goes, on the outside,…

This is an alright club. Drinks are $5, dances are $15, decent food, no private area, but no valet. (Hate the damn valets. Dances are against the back wall if you get…

Always seem to find my way back to this club when in the area. This club is a throwback to the old days. A cold beer, nothing fancy, sometimes very hot woman,…

Went early afternoon. There were five or six dancers. As usual, some are amazing, some are a little too old, but there are always a few hotties. There…

I go here about once a month its a decent club don't let what you hear scare you away. Its lively during the night, dead during the week at least during the…

This is my go-to club. I live in macomb county, and it's the only club in the county. Traffic light is known as a no extras club, but the girls look great…

I have been here twice in the last three weeks so this covers both visits. Pretty much the same in one except the one hour time difference during the visits.…

My first review. I would reccomend. There were 15 to 20 women, all fairly attractive. . I didn't get a lap dance but some of my buddies did. It seemed…

First time in this club. Since the dance prince in club infomation said it is $10, I couldn't help but to check it out. Arrived just a bit after 6PM. So, I had…

I wish I could say something nice about visiting this club, which used to be one of my favorites back in the days when I was a Detroit-area strip club novice.…

Went on good friday with my wife. Arrived between 9 and 10pm. $5 cover. $6 beers domestic. $15 lap dances lasted a song or two and were good. Girls looked…

I visited the club a few weeks ago on a Tuesday Afternoon. It's close to the express way and very easy to get to. From the outside you would have no…

This is Macomb County's only club, so I think it's great for the value and the girls are fun. The dances went up to $15 a few months back, but they are…

Man this club is a gem it look bad on the outside but its pretty nice on the inside the dancers are friendly and nice they all looked good but i had…

I stopped by this club later on a Monday night. The club is nicer on the inside then the outside. There is a larger stage area with chairs around it where the girls…

Stopped by Traffic Light last night because I was in the area. This is my hidden gem. The club looks run down from the outside, but inside is roomy and…

Went there about a month ago, right around the first of the year. Dancers were lethargic on stage, but eager to give lap dances. Got dances from three different girls and all…

Stopped at the light with my buddy the other night and had a great time. Dances have increased to $15 but that is not bad by any means. Dancers are…

Been to Traffic Light 3 times while traveling on business, and my experiences here were mixed. All my trips to this club were on weeknights, around the same time after dinner…

I've been to this club about 3 times the past month and I really enjoy it. I wasn't sure what to expect as I typically go to the more high end…

I was looking for a good place to relax, and enjoy the evening. Traffic Light certainly delivered. It's a great place to chill. I went on a Wednesday, got there, sat at…

This was my favorite little hangout for several years but that was a L O N G time ago. Decided to stop back by and see how it has changed or…

Kind of out if the way &I 1stme thought was WTF but after walking in and easily finding a seat near the main stage but not on the tip bar and seating…

If you're used to bigger-name places like Landing Strip or Hustler Club, this place is not for you. No private dances, no absolute knock-out girls, no high-class amenities. If, however, you're in the…

This club was an amazing experience when you factor in all that really matters. The girls were ranging between fair to smoking hot. there were no heavies, no skanks, and the best…

I been here a couple times, and for what u pay, you really can't complain. Girls are just ok looking on average...probably more bad than good. But thy all give…

Not sure what the heck is going on with one of my all time favs, but it has been really good lately. The building, staff and drinks are the same as…

Stopped here for just a bit. Lunch was good, (Italian wedding soup, highly recommended), drinks were relatively cheap as were dances. No one really stuck out. No vip/private dance…

Cheap little titty bar in the northeast suburbs of Detroit...probably the only one in the Macomb Township area. The club is small and lacks privacy (so no great grinding or roaming hands), but…

Went to the TL after a day at the ballpark. Pretty crowded, I was kind of surprised. The place hasn't changed much in the last ten years and is in need of…

Went by last friday night with a buddy of mine. We've kinda become regulars here because its so cheap. $5 cover, $10 dances, no drink minimum. Beers are about $6 though. They…

This is a good value club. More bang for your buck. The girls are only average but very friendly. Wait staff isn't pushy and the cover charge is cheap.…

Been here quite a few times on different days and different times. There are a couple of girls that are a solid 9 and I would say the rest are 5-8. Most…

Came in a Friday night looking for some sexy women. Me and a buddy went. Cover was $5 to get. Free parking with a huge parking lot. Had to have been 20+…

This is one of the only strip clubs in Macomb County that I am aware of. Free self-parking and I don't believe there is a cover charge before 7pm. The dancers for…

This club hasn't changed in years, which isn't all bad. Same big free parking lot, same low-key, no bouncer visible, friendly atmosphere inside, no cover during the day, no pushing drinks…

I have reviewed this club before and now I become a semi regular here. This is definitely a blue color bar, so don't compare it with penthouse. No valet, no coat check.…

Nice strip club for lacals. I'm from las Vegas so I'm a Lil used to a diff quality of strip club, but I like traffic light. Girls are friendly jus like they…

This is a great Blue Collar Strip Club!!! Imagine Cheers but with naked women! Got there on a saturday about 7 pm and there were plenty of attractive women! Stayed…

So I went here to see what Traffic Light was all about. The place was rather affordable, as the cover was $3 and I wasn't pushed to buy a drink.…

I like this club due to the fact that it's only $10/dance. The downside to that is that the dances are out in the open in the corner of the club.…

Ok....I was introduced to this club years ago....Only club outside of wayne county......super close to emerald theatre....downtown mt clemens....this club was great 4 years ago!!!!!I was in town to see Ace Frehely…

With the laws passed by wayne county, there is not much in the way of entertainment value in detroit. So instead of travelig up an ddown 8 mile raod, went to the…

The ol'standby when you want to hit a club, but don't want to travel or spend the ranch. I usually go on weeknights by myself. Hit or miss on dancers, but most…

Back at the old Traffic Light for another visit. It was a quiet evening, a little baseball on the tube. They have several nice flat panels here at various locations around the…

I was back here recently for lunch on a Monday to see my favorite lady as I described in another post a little ways down. Anyway, she was there, like she…

I stopped in here waiting for a meeting. Coke was 3.50 a glass. Dances were $10 per. There is no vip room and unknown whether extras were available. Five dancers…

Well, haven't been back to the Traffic Light in a while. It was not a very good day, the dancer quality was quite low. Mostly younger girls (which is ok with me),…

Just went back here for the first time in about 4 months. Nothing has changed. Inside is not too dark and the wait staff is friendly and not pushy at…

Very good club to go during thr day, without going to Detroit. There lunch is very good prime rib,potatoes, veggies, and soup for under $12.00. The entertainment can be hit or miss,…

This place has been one of my regular places to go to for several years. Being in Macomb County and not having a VIP room, I do not expect to get…

A large, free parking lot is about the only physical feature of this club that's a plus. Inside, there are several tables and two small stages with a couple padded bench…

Went to TL first time in a Monday evening. The club is old, free parking and $3 cover for this particular night. I somehow like the enviroment, laid back and no pressure…

This is just about the best value in the Detroit area. The quality of the dancers ranges from those I'm not interested in looking at (including a percentage with silicone) to those…

Haven't been back to the U.S. lately, but whenever I get to Michigan on business I try to stop at the CL. I have been going for many years on my way…

This club is a joke. I went here once with a few gf's just out a curiosity bc we've heard such awful feedback about it and being that a few of us…

I was in the area on some business and I decided to stop by. Only my second time here and had a decent experience. Took a while for some of…

Had the same experience as exgmguy, was getting a pretty good dance by TL standards and suddenly I noticed her texting in the mirror. I know $10 is a lower rate for…

This is a pretty PG club as far as they can really go. There is no VIP, but the dances are only $10. This alone makes it a great place to take…

Interesting club has a neighborhood feel, no cover. It's not in the best part of town but could be worse, just North of Downtown Mt Clemens. No hustle and a nice variety…

Stop by TL 1-2 times every few weeks. Not much in the action area...no VIP. Pretty tame as clubs go. Great food. Great prices. A few lovely girls. Jill always…

Was out of work early and after reading some of the other posting on here, thought I would give teh TL another shot. With the crackdonw on contact in Mich, and dance…

Stopped by again last thursday this place was off the hook,I had dances from 7 different girls each one had there own talent the best was Barbi she could give a bj…

Had not been to the TL in awhile so I decided to stop in for a Beer and some $10 dances.Wow have things improved from my last visit [2 years age]I was…

TL is a nice club with good $10 steaks. dancers are hit or miss. seems the talent has weakened over the last couple of years. One main stage and…

Wow, I have always liked this club, and as my last review states, it has been pretty consistent, but this last visit changed that. It was only one trip (I am from…

Wow, I haven't been here in over a year, but this club keeps things pretty consistent. A makeover of the interior would help and a DJ, but they still have plenty of…

When on a Saturday around 6:00pm. There were only 6-8 dancers, but by 8pm it was up to the normal 10-15. The place looks like a dump but the drink prices…

Made my monthly trip to the TL yesterday, a Friday evening. Arrived around 6 p.m., no cover before 7 p.m. If you can get there around 7-7:30, there are more…

I go to TL every month or two. Last Tuesday was probably the worst I've seen, ever. I got there around 6pm and left shortly after 9pm. The girls ran from 4's…

Things are looking pretty good at the traffic light these days. Quite a few girls working, most in the 6 to 8 range, "friendly" dances for a suburban club (ok, it is…

Went down here for lunch the other day, and things seem to be slipping a little. The ladies seem hesitant to do some of the things that they used to do…

Made a fall visit last wednesday, shortly after 5 p.m. No cover before 7 p.m., then it's $5. I had to get out by 7:30, so I didn't get to enjoy…

I used to be quite a regular at this place, since I work close by, but I hadn't been here in about 6 months, so I thought I would check it out…

Third trip this summer. I had given up on regular visits for several years for various reasons, but have been pleasantly surprised by my last two visits to TL. The layout and atmosphere…

Visited TL last week. I used to go there at least 5-6 times a year, but it has been almost a year since last trip. First off, I'm not too interested in…

Thought I would give them a little time to get themselves together and fix the problems at the Light. Went there on 6-20 07 and was hoping that the situation had improved.…

Gentlemen, Unfortunately all goods things must come to an end and the light is almost out at the Traffic Light. Went there on the 30th of January a little after lunch to get…

Made my first visit to the Traffic Light last week. The club is nicer on the inside than I expected it would be. Perhaps it has been recently upgraded.…

First time in TL for a long time. Decided to see if they had any new talent. Got there about 2:30 pm, maybe 10-12 dancers, which isn't a bad quantity.…

Haven't been to this club in about 8 months and not much has changed except the quality of the dancers. Hard as it is to believe they went down, and I…

Stopped in for a drink after work on a Monday evening. It was busy, but I still had a drink in my hand by the time I found a seat. It looked…

Back at the Traffic Light for the first time in a while. I like this club. They have a whole bunch of pretty/cute sexy women. The dances are above average and the…

Went to the Traffic Light on 5/26 thought I would treat myself to a birhtday dance. What a shocker. In the past, the Light was a good place to get your money's…

Stoped in here again the other night, been here before, this time not as impressed. About 7 girls and they normally or in the past have had 15-20. So let's just say…

I stopped in on Tuesday night around 10:30. The club was fairly busy. I found a seat at the small stage across from the bar, and had a drink in my hand…

I still like this club. It's friendly, beer prices ok, $10 dances can't be beat. The blonde waitress who works on Thursday is (in my mind anyway) absolutely stunning. I would geive…

Stopped in Thursday and Friday and was so disappointed in the number of dancers here. Maybe 10 dancers and not a gem in the whole bunch. Just a bunch of…

Still no reason to give this club any higher than a 6. Was here on Tuesday afternoon. Maybe 10 girls, mainly blonde members of the IBTC, if you know what…

I started coming back here recently. Someone said there is not much turnover here. While I saw some girls that have worked here for some time, every time I come…

Went to the club on Tuesday afternoon around 1pm and there wasnot very many males in the place. Approximatley 7 girls range ing from a three to an 8 and one goddess…

Definately one of my favorite clubs . The staff is friendly, the beer is cold and reasonably priced, the girls are consistent, the dances are very reasonable ($10). Some of the downsides:…

Was here on Wednesday around 5 pm. No cover ($3 after 7 pm), beer was $5.50. Saw a slim cutie whose attention I was trying to get. As soon…

I have been a regular here for several years since I work in the area. I haven't given a review in quite some time, so here goes. I have noticed lately that…

Went back to Traffic Light on Tuesday, Jan 4. Arrived about 2 pm, no cover, decided to try some food, because based on previous visits, it seems as though more people…