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review
a year ago
Better than I thought it'd be..
I was in town for my semi annual South Florida fishing trip and was captivated by the sign outside that read something like "Burgers, Wings, Beer, and Adult Entertainment!". It looked like a hole...
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SirenStu
SirenStu
review
2 years ago
Hot Little Sports Car!
Upon walking in place is very dated and could use a good cleaning. $10 cover, good parking, definitely going for a Tiki Bar feel but falling short... Drinks were about what you would...
SonnyMac
review
2 years ago
If you're in the area grab a beer and watch the pretty girls
Visiting the Keys and it was nearby. It comes across more as a locals dive bar with nude dancers than a strip club. $10 cover charge at the door. Lap dance area is...
BobTheBob
Massachusetts
review
5 years ago
Happy hour not that happy
So I have been working in Marathon for the past month and a half and since I did not expect to go back soon I decided to visit Woody's, finally. Now, I understand that...
puckofearth
review
6 years ago
Still Open and Worth Your Time
Not really much new to comment on but it has been over a year and this place does not get many reviews so I will update a bit. I visited a couple times...
elstebo
Virginia
review
7 years ago
Ghost town
Stopped in on a Thursday evening with a buddy and our wives. There were about 10 people in the club including staff. They all seemed surprised to see customers come in. That being said...
Teq
Florida
review
7 years ago
Paradise Themed Dive
When making the long drive from Miami to Key West, it seems natural to feel a need to stop and see some pussy around Mile Marker 82. There was no charge to park my...
mikeym
Mostly in Florida
review
7 years ago
Finally Stopped at Woodies
Driven by a number of times on drive to Key West. Even when I was looking for it, just to spot it, never noticed on the way. Never heard anything about it except negatives...
elstebo
Virginia
review
9 years ago
pleasant break to my journey
Visited early on a Friday evening 6.00 pm ish. As has been said before Woody's is about halfway between Key West and Miami so it makes a pleasant place to break your...
611eric
review
9 years ago
fun!
Woody's isn't the classiest, most upscale place, but it was probably the most fun I've had a strip club. The size/atmosphere of the club is like a local dive-bar, but this small setting...
data.
review
10 years ago
Woth stopping by if you are...
Woth stopping by if you are in the area, but nothing special. As others have mentioned, the lap dance area is out in the open and while the girls give a good grind,...
rl2471
Massachusetts
review
11 years ago
Has been sometime since I wrote...
Has been sometime since I wrote a review since nothing has changed, but this one is REQUIRED since I got ripped off! No cover when I got the, a bit before 7 I think...
Clubber
Florida
review
12 years ago
This club has no champagne rooms...
This club has no champagne rooms and you're not allowed to make contact with the dancers during a lap dance. The lap dance room are just couches in the back of the club and...
dancer888
review
12 years ago
This place wasn't great, but not...
This place wasn't great, but not that bad either. I had low expectations so maybe it made everything seem ok. The girls were friendly on the Thursday night I went. It...
strippersrule
review
12 years ago
Well I looked at the review...
Well I looked at the review before I went I was expecting to go in and turn right around. I was happy suprised the girls were all good looking the bartender was a little...
beachbumm77
review
12 years ago
Don't waste your time or your...
Don't waste your time or your $10 cover charge. I have been to many different clubs and this one was the worst. For a Friday night it's usually recommended to have more...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
13 years ago
This place was a turnoff from...
This place was a turnoff from the word go!.. As others have said, I shoulda kept going. Door chg was way too steep, the 1st girl dancin was the fattest girl i've ever...
avious1
Illinois
review
14 years ago
I stopped by...
I stopped by just as they opened around 4. There were three girls working, and none of them looked great, and they seemed disinterested. They said it gets much...
jedoe
review
14 years ago
$10 cover. Girl working the door...
$10 cover. Girl working the door was also 1 of the dancers. Main stage is straight back. Couch dances are immediately to the right when you walk in. The bar is the first thing...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
14 years ago
Stopped in at Woody's on my...
Stopped in at Woody's on my way through Islamorada. Turns out they have happy hour every day from 4-8 (Monday through Saturday),so they're open earlier than indicated on the club description on TUSCL....
rob0411
North Carolina
review
14 years ago
Not sure why I stopped, but...
Not sure why I stopped, but I did. Club is the same as mentioned by others. I was a bit shocked by the complete lack of dancers (average, at best) on a Friday evening....
Clubber
Florida
review
15 years ago
Wow. Ok I admit that my...
Wow. Ok I admit that my strip club experience is not extensive. We stopped in here for some food and fun, and I guess all I can say is I have not been to...
bbtops
review
16 years ago
Just a average review since is...
Just a average review since is more a note. I was going to stop in this last weekend after a Poker Run weekend in Key West. But after seeing close to zero cars in...
Clubber
Florida
review
16 years ago
Went to Woody's because I was...
Went to Woody's because I was staying nearby and had nothing to do. First off, the cover was a bit steep IMO for a Tuesday night - $10, and private dances were $25....
bdub
review
17 years ago
I seem to be the only...
I seem to be the only one that can grasp the concept of Woody's. Is it a typical SC, yes, up till the live music. I've been about 6 times in the last couple...
Clubber
Florida