Woody's Reviews

I was in town for my semi annual South Florida fishing trip and was captivated by the sign outside that read something like "Burgers, Wings, Beer, and Adult Entertainment!". It looked like a hole in the wall but I decided to check it out. I went at about 6pm on...

Upon walking in place is very dated and could use a good cleaning. $10 cover, good parking, definitely going for a Tiki Bar feel but falling short... Drinks were about what you would expect, over priced!
$8 for a beer is as bad as Miami. They do...

Visiting the Keys and it was nearby. It comes across more as a locals dive bar with nude dancers than a strip club. $10 cover charge at the door.

Lap dance area is small and not private. You are both right next to others getting lap dances and...

So I have been working in Marathon for the past month and a half and since I did not expect to go back soon I decided to visit Woody's, finally. Now, I understand that it had just somewhat opened and it's a small club but wow, the place was pretty...

Not really much new to comment on but it has been over a year and this place does not get many reviews so I will update a bit. I visited a couple times over a 6 month or so period of looking for homes and then another couple times...

Stopped in on a Thursday evening with a buddy and our wives. There were about 10 people in the club including staff. They all seemed surprised to see customers come in. That being said once they got over the initial reaction of "wow new people" it was almost as if...

When making the long drive from Miami to Key West, it seems natural to feel a need to stop and see some pussy around Mile Marker 82. There was no charge to park my car and no cover for my afternoon visit. This strikes me as a bar for locals...

Driven by a number of times on drive to Key West. Even when I was looking for it, just to spot it, never noticed on the way. Never heard anything about it except negatives until a couple years ago when talking with a popular DiamondDolls/BTs/Porthole dancer,JJ, who told me she...

Visited early on a Friday evening 6.00 pm ish. As has been said before Woody's is about halfway between Key West and Miami so it makes a pleasant place to break your journey. The club consists a bar area, a small low stage with seats around and a...

Woody's isn't the classiest, most upscale place, but it was probably the most fun I've had a strip club. The size/atmosphere of the club is like a local dive-bar, but this small setting grants woody's its personal and intimate charm. I would say there were 1-2 mediocre looking...

Woth stopping by if you are in the area, but nothing special. As others have mentioned, the lap dance area is out in the open and while the girls give a good grind, the staff constantly patrols to be sure customers stay hands-off. Some of the girls get...

Has been sometime since I wrote a review since nothing has changed, but this one is REQUIRED since I got ripped off! No cover when I got the, a bit before 7 I think it was. Sat at the bar and ordered a beer. Just then a dancer who was...

This club has no champagne rooms and you're not allowed to make contact with the dancers during a lap dance. The lap dance room are just couches in the back of the club and a security is monitoring the dances at all times. Place is very bright and picks up...

This place wasn't great, but not that bad either. I had low expectations so maybe it made everything seem ok. The girls were friendly on the Thursday night I went. It wasn't too packed so I got a little more attention than I might on a weekend...

Well I looked at the review before I went I was expecting to go in and turn right around. I was happy suprised the girls were all good looking the bartender was a little over welmed and the waitress was very good. I got a few dances from a couple...

Don't waste your time or your $10 cover charge. I have been to many different clubs and this one was the worst. For a Friday night it's usually recommended to have more than 8 dancers. And if your only going to have 8 dancers try to have...

This place was a turnoff from the word go!.. As others have said, I shoulda kept going. Door chg was way too steep, the 1st girl dancin was the fattest girl i've ever seen on a SC stage, the next one was very nice but I left b4 she...

I stopped by just as they opened around 4. There were three girls working, and none of them looked great, and they seemed disinterested. They said it gets much more busy later at night after 9, but I did not want to stick around for...

$10 cover. Girl working the door was also 1 of the dancers. Main stage is straight back. Couch dances are immediately to the right when you walk in. The bar is the first thing you come to. Drinks were waaaay over priced.
Girls are full nude and very friendly. I went...

Stopped in at Woody's on my way through Islamorada. Turns out they have happy hour every day from 4-8 (Monday through Saturday),so they're open earlier than indicated on the club description on TUSCL. In talking with one of the dancers, it seems there are normally 4 dancers on...

Not sure why I stopped, but I did. Club is the same as mentioned by others. I was a bit shocked by the complete lack of dancers (average, at best) on a Friday evening. Saw three dance, and no others walking around. This is really more a bar that has...

Wow. Ok I admit that my strip club experience is not extensive. We stopped in here for some food and fun, and I guess all I can say is I have not been to a club like this before. A couple of locals in the audience, a couple of mediocre...

Just a average review since is more a note. I was going to stop in this last weekend after a Poker Run weekend in Key West. But after seeing close to zero cars in the parking lot, I decided not to stop. As an aside, "Big Dick And The Extenders"...

Went to Woody's because I was staying nearby and had nothing to do. First off, the cover was a bit steep IMO for a Tuesday night - $10, and private dances were $25. Not great prices, but the drinks are reasonable - around $5-$6 for a beer. ...

I seem to be the only one that can grasp the concept of Woody's. Is it a typical SC, yes, up till the live music. I've been about 6 times in the last couple of years. Yes, it is the only game in town on the Keys outside Key West....