Woody's

I was in town for my semi annual South Florida fishing trip and was captivated by the sign outside that read something like "Burgers, Wings, Beer, and Adult Entertainment!". It looked like…

Upon walking in place is very dated and could use a good cleaning. $10 cover, good parking, definitely going for a Tiki Bar feel but falling short... Drinks were about what…

Visiting the Keys and it was nearby. It comes across more as a locals dive bar with nude dancers than a strip club. $10 cover charge at the door. Lap dance…

So I have been working in Marathon for the past month and a half and since I did not expect to go back soon I decided to visit Woody's, finally. Now, I…

Not really much new to comment on but it has been over a year and this place does not get many reviews so I will update a bit. I visited a…

Stopped in on a Thursday evening with a buddy and our wives. There were about 10 people in the club including staff. They all seemed surprised to see customers come in. That…

When making the long drive from Miami to Key West, it seems natural to feel a need to stop and see some pussy around Mile Marker 82. There was no charge to…

Driven by a number of times on drive to Key West. Even when I was looking for it, just to spot it, never noticed on the way. Never heard anything about it…

Visited early on a Friday evening 6.00 pm ish. As has been said before Woody's is about halfway between Key West and Miami so it makes a pleasant place to…

Woody's isn't the classiest, most upscale place, but it was probably the most fun I've had a strip club. The size/atmosphere of the club is like a local dive-bar, but this…

Woth stopping by if you are in the area, but nothing special. As others have mentioned, the lap dance area is out in the open and while the girls give a…

Has been sometime since I wrote a review since nothing has changed, but this one is REQUIRED since I got ripped off! No cover when I got the, a bit before 7…

This club has no champagne rooms and you're not allowed to make contact with the dancers during a lap dance. The lap dance room are just couches in the back of the…

This place wasn't great, but not that bad either. I had low expectations so maybe it made everything seem ok. The girls were friendly on the Thursday night I went.…

Well I looked at the review before I went I was expecting to go in and turn right around. I was happy suprised the girls were all good looking the bartender was…

Don't waste your time or your $10 cover charge. I have been to many different clubs and this one was the worst. For a Friday night it's usually recommended to…

This place was a turnoff from the word go!.. As others have said, I shoulda kept going. Door chg was way too steep, the 1st girl dancin was the fattest girl…

I stopped by just as they opened around 4. There were three girls working, and none of them looked great, and they seemed disinterested. They said it…

$10 cover. Girl working the door was also 1 of the dancers. Main stage is straight back. Couch dances are immediately to the right when you walk in. The bar is the…

Stopped in at Woody's on my way through Islamorada. Turns out they have happy hour every day from 4-8 (Monday through Saturday),so they're open earlier than indicated on the club description…

Not sure why I stopped, but I did. Club is the same as mentioned by others. I was a bit shocked by the complete lack of dancers (average, at best) on a…

Wow. Ok I admit that my strip club experience is not extensive. We stopped in here for some food and fun, and I guess all I can say is I have not…

Just a average review since is more a note. I was going to stop in this last weekend after a Poker Run weekend in Key West. But after seeing close to zero…

Went to Woody's because I was staying nearby and had nothing to do. First off, the cover was a bit steep IMO for a Tuesday night - $10, and private dances…

I seem to be the only one that can grasp the concept of Woody's. Is it a typical SC, yes, up till the live music. I've been about 6 times in the…

My home area is Chicago...this club would pretty much suck there...in Florida its truly pathetic. I was down vacationing and riding around on the scooter...stopped in when I noticed the sign,…

Worst strip club i have ever been to. And I have been to MANY. Too steep of a cover charge, and as some one said only charged to strangers. Below average girls…

was there in 2003, women there had no personality and seemed desperate. they would ask you if you wanted a lap dance and not give you time to answer before walking off…

Got there about 9:45 on a Thurs (1/5/06). Paid the cover of $8 got some beers and found a table. There was on ok blond nude finishing up on the pole and…

Ugly women who try and take you for all you are worth - however, given the clientele (me included) they probably won't be getting much if they succeed. Am i wrong,…

If you love having your money taken from you and getting NOTHING in return, then this is your kind of place. Bad girls, bad place, ditry and smelly joint. I have lived…

What a dive. There were only a few girls working there, and they were that pretty at all. Its like a bar with the titty-club part being an afterthough. The act…

From the moment I pulled up to this place I knew I was making a mistake. I think Walt Disney most own the place its all pay and no show. Tacky looking…

I hadn’t been to Woody’s in over 20 years, but decided to check it out when I was passing by one evening. After reading the last few reviews, I wondered why I…

Ive lived around this place for 5 years and have had reason to go there some times. Only when I need to . Its loaded with drunk tourists getting ripped off, Local…

Too Bad the hurricane didnt wipe this place out. I have never seen such a crap hole as this joint. Terrible people run this place with just the crappiest attitude. Avoid it…

At least the beer was cold. A real lousy place. The dancers are just a bunch of keys area crack heads more interested in talking to some local who might hook them…

This place is not too good, but the show is hot. I just love to watch naked ladies dance. This place is good for that.…

This place is not very good. It has nude dancing and so I enjoyed that. After I went, I looked at the reviews here on this site and see that I should…

Its a rotten club. More night club than strip club. They have a live band that although very average is the big draw in this rotten rat infested dive. Pretty sad to…

This is half way between KW and Miami. About 82 miles from each. You should keep going and not bother wasting time in this rip off. The gilr in the add has…

This is a real rot hole. Should have read the reviews and kept going, but my buddy wanted to seeit. The ONLY thing that makes this place worth stopping for is…

A s a local I avoid this place, unless some friends from up north come down and insist on going there. Much better clubs can be found in Miami, Key West or…

This little club may be the only SC between Key West and Miami, but it is a complete waste of time. The dances are $20 for no contact! The place…

A really bad place to lose some money at. Average gilrs who dont give much of a show. The waitresses as others have said are theives and need to be locked up.…

this is a poor excuse for a club. Nasty management and girls who are not very interested in entertaining the customers. Unless you are a regular your chances of getting any of…

This is a filthy dirty place. In need of major repair. And the girls could use some training in decent manors. You slip them money and they do not even acknowledge you.…

This club is half way between Miami and Key West. Your time and money would be much better spent going to either place. this is nothing more than a tourist ripoff. Watch…

Your ten dollar biils would be better spent lighting up cigars than spending it in this place. A TOTAL RIP_OFF. Bad management and girls would dont even care to entertain. Too many…

Was in again the other night as I was in town. Nothing has changed in this place. Private dances are a waste of money. I got more action and contact from my…

The only nude bar in the area, Woody's is fairly small, relaxed atmosphere, with pink faux palms and a split personality between laid-back local and biker-tourism. Big Dick and the Extenders, a…

A RIP OFF Place sat down at the rail along the stage and ordered a beer. Laid out about 20 dollars in singles in front of me and when the Short haired…