Woody's
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81908 Overseas Hwy Islamorada, FL 33036

Hot Little Sports Car!

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SonnyMac
Mar 13, 2023, 8:49 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Upon walking in place is very dated and could use a good cleaning. $10 cover, good parking, definitely going for a Tiki Bar feel but falling short... Drinks were about what you would expect, over priced!

$8 for a beer is as bad as Miami. They do have some bar food but didn't look appetizing at all.

The manager was there but looked to be more interested in the girls and female customers. Definitely a creep. Few bouncers but even they could seem to care less about what was going on. DJ looked like he hadn't reached puberty yet and was easily distracted by girls. Music felt like an urban club. Could really use some variety.

Stage was small with a ledge. Girls had to walk up through the guests to get on and off stage. Very cozy. When girls are on ledge easy for lots of contact with customers. Lots of mileage at the stage. Girls were for the most part ok. Cuban majority it seemed. Couple of very aggressive ones, watch your wallets.

Couple of stand outs, namely Miata! Different name for once, don't think I've heard that one before and damn she could move! Such a breath of fresh air. Probably early 20's. perfect little body, great enhanced headlights and a rear bumper that could stop traffic. So damn sexy on the stage and dances were arousing to say the least. Very close, lots of touching. bottom up close and personal, top anything goes and front shown but very little touch. Lots of body on body contact and a great combination of sexy and sweet. Wish I had millions for this one!

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