Better than I thought it'd be..

I was in town for my semi annual South Florida fishing trip and was captivated by the sign outside that read something like "Burgers, Wings, Beer, and Adult Entertainment!". It looked like a hole in the wall but I decided to check it out. I went at about 6pm on a Friday evening (4/21/2023) and there was no one at the front desk. I went to the bar and asked the bartender about paying my cover and she said there was no cover before 7. I ordered some chicken tenders and sat at the bar. There were two locals sitting there enjoying a beer. The decor was what you'd expect from the Florida Keys: tropical. It was semi-dimmly lit. The stools were a bit worn down. One thing about most of Florida is you either get a full nude club, or a club with beer, but not both UNLESS you're in south Florida. This place had both. I did not order any alcohol but my food was about $10 (including drink). The food was hot but tasted like it was nothing more than a frozen bag of pre-made food bought from Wal-Mart or Sam's.

There were only three girls working at the time that I arrived: one Haitian, one Hispanic, and one Caucasian. All three of them were average to below average in looks. I spoke with the Haitian for a while before her set. Everyone was nice. There was only one small stage in the middle of the dancing area. Looked to be about a 10x10 boxed off area with a pole. You can touch the dancers (as long as you're tipping) while on stage. The private dance area is just a few nice leather couches on a slightly raised platform in the main room. Your dance is on full display to the rest of the room but no one seemed to mind. The DJ played mostly rap, which was a surprise for the area.

At around 7pm, five more girls walk in and they were a MAJOR upgrade from what was already there. A tall, slender, fit, Hispanic woman with an extremely nice ass walked in and I literally stood up out of my seat when she walked by. I immediately made a 40yd dash in 2sec to talk to her. Her English was sub-par but she knew enough to effectively communicate. She was extremely nice and bubbly and I asked for a dance right away. The mileage was higher than I expected it to be but nowhere near what one could experience in the Miami clubs further north. Some exchanges of touches in the nether-regions and that was it. Her body was absolutely stunning. Firm in all the right places and soft in the others. The dances were $25 each and I did two songs and tipped a tiny bit extra. The couches were WAY too soft. I sunk in it when I sat down and made the dance a little uncomfortable. I was in a trance the whole time because after it was done, I got up and noticed the place had gotten considerably more crowded. About 10 girls were there and about 15 customers. Mostly Hispanic dancers and they were all beautiful.