Woody's
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81908 Overseas Hwy Islamorada, FL 33036

Happy hour not that happy

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puckofearth
May 20, 2019, 9:58 PM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

So I have been working in Marathon for the past month and a half and since I did not expect to go back soon I decided to visit Woody's, finally. Now, I understand that it had just somewhat opened and it's a small club but wow, the place was pretty dead. Most guys looked to be regulars there (Keys are not in season right now so I understand that) and there were a grand total of 3 dancers by the time I left. Ethnicity was mixed and that's cool, but not much in the way of variety otherwise, they were roughly the same body type. Small breasts, large booty (save the white white girl who had no booty). I know this is not necessarily that fair a review, it's a small place and this is not peak time but the girls went on stage, did a so-so dance each but none of them looked to be doing anything other than either a: socializing with the regulars or just messing around with their phone. I didn't make a huge attempt to chat them up or anything, but a hello from one would have been nice. (I did plan on getting a lapdance from one of the three just so it would not have been a total waste but I split as I still had a drive to make.) I know I may be spoiled with some of the North Miami places like Tootsies, Deans, Diamond Dolls and Cheetahs, but this place gave off slightly above dive bar vibes. That's not always bad but I was there for the girls, not the drinks, so I can't say I had too much fun. Will try again some day when the place is supposed to be kicking, at around 8pm ish (amusingly when happy hour is over).

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