Woody's Reviews

My home area is Chicago...this club would pretty much suck there...in Florida its truly pathetic. I was down vacationing and riding around on the scooter...stopped in when I noticed the sign, place was a bit of a bitch to find. Wasn't worth it. The women were good...

Worst strip club i have ever been to. And I have been to MANY. Too steep of a cover charge, and as some one said only charged to strangers. Below average girls who give sub par lap dances from what I saw. And a live band that is so rude...

was there in 2003, women there had no personality and seemed desperate. they would ask you if you wanted a lap dance and not give you time to answer before walking off to the next person. worst one there looked like darlene from the roseanne show....

Got there about 9:45 on a Thurs (1/5/06). Paid the cover of $8 got some beers and found a table. There was on ok blond nude finishing up on the pole and a few below average girls working guys over on the couches in back. After the blond finished the...

Ugly women who try and take you for all you are worth - however, given the clientele (me included) they probably won't be getting much if they succeed. Am i wrong, or are strippers with large cold-sores on their mouths a big turn-off? Maybe it's just me... ...

If you love having your money taken from you and getting NOTHING in return, then this is your kind of place. Bad girls, bad place, ditry and smelly joint. I have lived in Islamorada for a number of years and on a few drunken nights ended up here. I always...

What a dive. There were only a few girls working there, and they were that pretty at all. Its like a bar with the titty-club part being an afterthough. The act "Big Dick...." is a fucking joke. Why the hell do I want to go to a titty...

From the moment I pulled up to this place I knew I was making a mistake. I think Walt Disney most own the place its all pay and no show. Tacky looking building along the bay side that should be torn down with most of the ihabitants in it. A...

I hadn’t been to Woody’s in over 20 years, but decided to check it out when I was passing by one evening. After reading the last few reviews, I wondered why I would go, but I thought that it might be a single person with some grudge posting.

In any...

Ive lived around this place for 5 years and have had reason to go there some times. Only when I need to . Its loaded with drunk tourists getting ripped off, Local low lifes looking to score drugs and girls who also want to get high. stay away its a...

Too Bad the hurricane didnt wipe this place out. I have never seen such a crap hole as this joint. Terrible people run this place with just the crappiest attitude. Avoid it at all cost. they have a cover charge( only tourists pay, locals are let in free) A sliding...

At least the beer was cold. A real lousy place. The dancers are just a bunch of keys area crack heads more interested in talking to some local who might hook them up than they are in earning some cash talking to real customers. the stage is so small that...

This place is not too good, but the show is hot. I just love to watch naked ladies dance. This place is good for that. I did not get any private dances because I am just into ogling the women. ...

This place is not very good. It has nude dancing and so I enjoyed that. After I went, I looked at the reviews here on this site and see that I should have stayed away. Fortunately, I did not get anything stolen from me, but I...

Its a rotten club. More night club than strip club. They have a live band that although very average is the big draw in this rotten rat infested dive. Pretty sad to think that guys would rather watch dressed men than to look at naked women but that gives you...

This is half way between KW and Miami. About 82 miles from each. You should keep going and not bother wasting time in this rip off. The gilr in the add has never graced the inside of this place. Its a horrid club. The girls are 5s at best and...

This is a real rot hole. Should have read the reviews and kept going, but my buddy wanted to seeit. The ONLY thing that makes this place worth stopping for is the band. They have a band play while the girls drop trou. The gilrs should really leanr how...

A s a local I avoid this place, unless some friends from up north come down and insist on going there. Much better clubs can be found in Miami, Key West or just about anywhere else. The management is out to rip off the tourists. They charge cover to them...

This little club may be the only SC between Key West and Miami, but it is a complete waste of time. The dances are $20 for no contact! The place seems to be made just as a tourist trap - since none of the reguars ever buy dances...

A really bad place to lose some money at. Average gilrs who dont give much of a show. The waitresses as others have said are theives and need to be locked up. The good part was the live band. Other than that this place should be avoided. You can find...

this is a poor excuse for a club. Nasty management and girls who are not very interested in entertaining the customers. Unless you are a regular your chances of getting any of these girls attention is slim. The waitresses also have slippery hands and like to make off with tipping...

This is a filthy dirty place. In need of major repair. And the girls could use some training in decent manors. You slip them money and they do not even acknowledge you. I would rathe rspend my money where I am at least treated half the way decent which you...

This club is half way between Miami and Key West. Your time and money would be much better spent going to either place. this is nothing more than a tourist ripoff. Watch out for the waitresses they are vey quick to pick up any money that you happen to leave...

Your ten dollar biils would be better spent lighting up cigars than spending it in this place. A TOTAL RIP_OFF. Bad management and girls would dont even care to entertain. Too many local idiots sitting around and all the overweight girls who ar supposed to be working are spending all...

Was in again the other night as I was in town. Nothing has changed in this place. Private dances are a waste of money. I got more action and contact from my 8th grade promette date. The management of this place knows they have you trapped and they do everything...