Penns Port Pub
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1920 S Columbus Blvd Philadelphia, PA 19148

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Dec 29, 2006, 8:32 AM
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Go now. Stop surfing the web, and go there. It will not pass this way again. This place -- as it has been reviewed -- is doomed. Simply put, they have an adult cabaret license almost across the street from the site of a future casino. This joint will go from being the best working man's go-go bar in the USA (or at least within a 100 mile radius) to another wallet-vacuuming "gentlemen's club" in about 5 seconds once the casinos open, if not before. Today, naturally beautiful women dance in a congenial environment with no hard sell (since there are no lapdances). Tomorrow, silicon harpies in warpaint will try to con you into lapdances that don't deliver. The owners certainly deserve to get a large buy out from someone, for their many years of providing a great product to the working stiffs of this City, but all men will lose when this place transmogrifies into its new incarnation. Enjoy it while you can.

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