Below par talent and a handful...

Below par talent and a handful of custies on a slooooww Thurs nite drop the rating a little on this renowned Philly watering hole. The short-haired dirty blonde was atypically older and out of shape for this bar which usually has high standards, and after she departed the stage she yapped up a storm in the corner with the help to my extreme distraction.Second dancer was your classic Philly Italian beauty but plastic and full of herself. Only the third gurl remembered why we were all there and got into some heavy flashing on-stage-in the grand Penn's Port tradition. No cover here, but they took five fifty for a pint of Philly's own, Yard's Pale Ale. At least it took the uncharacteristic bad taste out of my mouth on this lame visit.