The St. James Reviews

I have reviewed St. James (AKA “the Church”) so many times, it seems rather absurd to go through the details yet again, but here we go (just to keep those mongers out there who...

In this final stretch of the 2024 spooky month, I found myself with a rare weekend to myself and I decided to take full advantage with a multi-club scouting mission to visit some clubs...

Back in town for work and I finally had the opportunity to try this place out. It was about a 10-15 min Uber from my hotel near Bush Airport. Vallet options when you get...

Honestly, kind of disappointed I went here. Cover was $20, the time between dances seemed like 30 minutes, I specifically kept getting ones for change to tip, but there was 3 or 4 dance during...

Club layout hasn't changed since recent reviews. Plenty of well-lit, non-valet parking. Cover $10 before 7PM. Beer $9. Chicken Marsala $24. Female servers working but was personally only served by male staff. Very few patrons throughout the entire...

The first thing I noticed was The Saint James looks out of place. The place is across the street from nothing on a semi-busy road not far off I-45 north. The street has several...

I am new to Strip club hobby. I recently got promoted and as a present got okay from my wife to have fun at strip club. I went to St James around 800PM on...

Arrived at 10:30pm. Cover was $20, I was asked to walk through a metal detector then allowed into the club. Large stage was immediately ahead with loud club music. Two smaller circular dance stages...

I was in Houston for work and decided the visit St James on a Thursday night b/c of the reviews I read here. It was about a 10-15 Uber from the IAH hotel I...

I thought about venturing out to some of the other Houston establishments I haven’t been to in a while, but honestly, it’s hard to beat the privacy of the private dance rooms here. For...

So I won't cover the layout, the other reviews nailed it. The club was clean, had a great seafood buffet for $15 and drinks were $8 to $10 at least for what I ordered....

I took my gf here for her birthday last night. Was my first visit to a TX strip club since the new laws were passed. And this was my first time at...

I thought it was high time for a night out so went on to the church. Parking's never an issue here; if the front's packed, there's plenty of room in the back, plus they...

Ok, was looking for somewhere new in Houston and had heard good things about this spot so made the trek from downtown. Parking lot was large and well lit. In a kinda...

I went back to the St. James (aka the “Church”) for the first time in about 6 months. Not much has changed. All the dancers were new and unknown to me, but their appeal...

I arrived at about 8 PM to a well (and colorfully) lit parking lot and parked myself. Friendly doorman, $20 cover, and in through a metal detector. It looked like it was just starting to...

Visited The Church on a Friday evening around 8 after a bit of a hiatus. The place itself is still a lovely facility. Large, almost castle style building, that is lit up...

I got into “one of those moods” last Sunday. You know what I mean … one of those moods when I absolutely, positively had to be desplooginated by a good looking woman I’ve never...

I went to the church on Sunday afternoon at around 5:50 pm only to find out it opens at 6 pm. Their hours on google said that they open at 11 am so I...

Swung by on a lark one Saturday afternoon after 9 holes with a friend in mid May. How the mighty have fallen, to say this place is dead on a Saturday at ~5pm is an...

Went on memorial day weekend on a Sunday. Thought it would be more active but was surprisingly dead, with only the main dance floor being active. Parking is safe and well lit. You pay...

Saturday afternoon and just got home from a trip at IAH. Had some Tim so decided to visit. Arrived around 2 pm. Maybe about 20 cars in the parking lot. Went...

I wasn't expecting much on a Monday evening but was pleasantly surprised. I was at the St. James from about 6 to 10 pm. At 6, it was still slow but activity...

It’s been a while since I went to St. James so figured it needed a visit. The club has ample parking so even if the front side is full, you can park in the...

Girl1: D****, mid 20s, white, dark hair, tight body 9 face 9, medium boobs 10/10 ass, great eye contact Girl2: J****, early 20s, light Hispanic, dark hair, classy&articulate, long body 8 face 7 decent bubble...