A comfortable, relaxing evening at The Church

I arrived at about 8 PM to a well (and colorfully) lit parking lot and parked myself. Friendly doorman, $20 cover, and in through a metal detector.

It looked like it was just starting to hit the Friday night stride, with the center and 2 side-stages fully occupied. A waitress seated me at a small table and I was really jonesing for a steak, so I got a petite filet for $35 (the chef did a good job with the medium-rare sear). I’m currently not drinking, so non-alcoholics were $8 per drink, 2 drink minimum. Cash was accepted for both food and drink. Waitresses didn’t come by very much, but that was fine as I wasn’t there to drink a lot.

Dancers were mostly young, white, trim, with nicely done fake boobs and smaller-to-medium naturals. I would even call one of them statuesque (although one of the worse fake boob jobs of the bunch). One wouldn’t allow putting singles in her g-string, oh well. There was one older dancer, with those perfectly round implants, with small scars. She was thicc, with more muscular shoulders and arms, and had a lot of moles on her torso, but was very lively and friendly. Some short, willowy, flat-chested white girls, but not many. There was even one tall, “big gal,” but with a very average to below average face. There was a moderate cadre of tall, slim black girls, with a small handful of decent looking Latinas and 1 or 2 Asians. Some tats, but felt like way less than other clubs. I only spotted a few thiccer-legged girls, which I really like. Only a couple of the stereotypical bleached blondes.