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Delilah's Den Of Hazlet
417 S Laurel Ave Keansburg, NJ 07734

Reviews

3 wks ago
I stopped by the other afternoon. Located right off of Rt. 35, access is easy and there is lots of parking, at least during the day. The yard is fenced, so nobody is going to see you coming in. No cover charge, and a Budweiser was $8. Stunningly the bartender ever brought back the correct change without tipping herself. Set up is Modern Jersey Standard, that is, rectangular bar with a stage in the middle. Televisions set up around the bar with ESPN on. The last time I was here the place struck me as a regulars bar. I was probably there a hour and talked to one girl. The others were tied down to either their phones or to someone at the bar. This time was different. There were three girls working when I arrived, two white chicks and a Latina, probably Cuban, who was set up right by the door. She accosted me as soon as I arrived - I didn’t even have a chance to get a drink first. Her English was pretty good. I wasn’t really interested even after she told me her menu and her pricing, “I can work a deal for you because it’s so slow.” She didn’t really take the hint when I wasn’t interested in her wares. No handshake offered barside, which led me to wonder how real her offer was. The second girl approached me while I was talking to the first one, which I’m pretty certain violates some sort of strip club protocol or something. She was blonde, with long curly hair, probably 5’6” or so. Huge knockers, no visible tats. She also seemed somewhat spacey, even by dancer standards. She danced, I tipped, and I thought that was the end of it. She then proceeds to bail on the dance and come around the bar to me. “Let’s go,” she said. Where, I asked. “For that lap dance you wanted.” I did? Okay, digging the boldness, let’s take her for a test drive. The lap dance area is in the back, and is a long open bench. $20 for three minutes, and she set a timer on her phone. Space Cadet Blondie proceeds to give me a really tepid air dance. It was totally PG. At some point she finally leaned back on me and briefly shows me her boob (singular). “No touching in the three minute dance,” she said, and then proceeded to try to sell me a room. “I have a condom,” she breathed in my ear, “and we can do anything you want.” I am so not feeling it or her, literally and figuratively, that I never asked what the cost was. I do know the 15 minute VIP was $125, and based upon the first girls pricing, I’m betting her tip was in the $150 range all in. I only briefly saw the third woman, a shorter brunette with a few tats. She seemed to be doing a brisk business, so it might be worth returning to see what she’s all about.
3 wks ago
Shell shocked at Delilah's Den
This is my first time here. Apparently there's no cover, I walked in and was checked by security. Bathroom is directly to the left upon entry. The club is essentially a large rectangle with a bar that has poles in the middle. There's also a seating area on the right side but I didn't really get a good view of that area . I sat down and got a water for 6$. Immediately I was approached by tonight's main character, Lidia (I think that's her name). She said she was middle eastern, but sounded Russian so idk. This woman would not leave me alone , not necessarily a bad thing, but it would have been nice to be able to see the club and take in my surroundings. I told her it was my first time there and she "welcomed me" by hugging me and moving in a way so she can grab my junk. She was obviously trying to get me to buy a dance so I decided whatever let's see what this place has to offer. I'd describe her as a woman with curves and a mature face, bit her face is good looking for her age. I did the 5min 20$ dance and this is where my shell shock experience begins. I'm not gonna go into too much detail but I've never been so violated in a club before in my life. Mutual touching and very aggressive. She then goes on to tell me it's 125 for 15 in private and no cameras. She said that verbatim. My stupid ass said yes. We go back there and it somehow got even crazier. I am not sure how much detail I should do on this board so I'm keeping it safe but I will say that there was a lot of mileage happening, and I got to my destination. In total it took me 2 15 min private sessions to have enough gas to get to my destination that she was so kind to help me get there. This is my first time experiencing something like this at a club and I'm not sure if I'm shocked by how much I enjoyed it or shocked at how forward and quick it happened or both lol hopefully next time I can at least have a sip or two more of my water before I get jumped by a cougar.
1 yr ago
Zoe Saldana's doppleganger giving VIP treatment
Walked in here on a Sunday night after the shore was a bust due to rain. I had read a few reviews on this place so thought it worth trying but still felt as if venturing into the unknown. I walked in there and you could hear a pin drop - no music on, no customers in sight and no dancers on the stage but plenty of staff hanging around which i thought was strange. My instinct was to turn and walk out at this point but the lone dancer in the place said "not so fast Joey". She was a beautiful black Cubana and came right over along with the bartender once they saw me. At that point I decide a coors light is in order to properly feel the place (and my potential service provider) out. Coors light was $7 so typical beer prices for a titty bar. The place had a full bar so bikinis on the dancers. Physically the club was nice but not outstanding, totally acceptable. For a large place to have only two dancers on (one more showed up later), two bouncers (one near entrance, one at VIP/LD area), one staff guy just floating around and a bartender for a grand total of three customers gave the place kind of a sad vibe and also made me wonder how they were possibly making any money. No cover charge at the door. The staff was nice no issues. The staff was also all black as were the dancers, which I was suprised by since its in an overwhelmingly white town. Back to my Cubana, whose name I forget but Ill call her Zoe as she looked freakishly like Zoe Saldana lol, she was both overly pushy and sweet. Also very professional as she laid out pricing for everything and stuck to it. I started off with some LDs ($20 per song I believe) which were good - high mileage, nipples out - but not great as she was pushing VIP in broken english the whole time. Vibe was a little off for me because of that but after I suggested she ease up with the hardselling things improved on the next one and I decided to go for the VIP. $100 for the room for 15 minutes and $100 to her which covered everything. Pretty good deal for a chick Id rate a 7.8 - great face and tits, slim body, small but nice ass. All in all, based on the hour or so i spent there on an offpeak night, Its an ok club where VIP seems to be the main attraction. I wont be going out of my way to go back here but I would go back if in that area based on results and price. Clubs on a side street right off of rt 36 in a quiet, suburban neighborhood.
1 yr ago
Always a Meh Experience
Stopped by on a Thursday early evening, hoping for better results than has been the case with my previous half dozen visits over the past couple of years, but this place just continues to seemingly barely exist. There are a few cryptic messages inscribed into the fence separating this establishment from the house next door which I believe were written by its residents and can kind of give you the creeps depending on your current mindset. I think the next door neighbors grew tired of finding used condoms tossed onto their property. Inside the club has one large rectangular stage in the center with chairs completely surrounding it, and there are small tables situated behind the main area which I have never seen utilized because there are hardly ever any customers in the joint and today was no exception. There is a communal room in the back where the regular lap dances take place and there is NO privacy whatsoever. I was only back there once a couple of years ago and the mileage is generally pretty high and the cost at the time was $20 per song - not sure if that has changed since then. There are more private individual booths where apparently, at least based on the written feedback from the residents in the next yard, just about anything goes. I don't know what the prices are for those rooms. There is absolutely no energy or vibe to this place. Each time I stop by here, it is the same old thing. There are never more than 4 girls working and none of them are better than a 6. This last visit one of the women was a rather tall Russian blonde with a face so weathered I figured she had to be on the wrong side of 60. I don't think I have ever seen more than about 5 or 6 other customers anytime I have come here either. Most of the other guys always appear to be just a bored and unimpressed as I am. The one positive is that there is no dollar parade because, half of the time, nobody is on stage and the rest of the time one girl comes around twice during her 10 minute stint. So it certainly won't break your bank, but I don't see any reason to return here again anytime soon. I always knew the afternoons were a waste of time, but lately I have shown up later in the day and the experience was no better. I have no reason to recommend this place to anyone.
Potential for fun
Went on a Thursday afternoon, walked in to a large rectangular bar, seating on a raised section to the right and bathroom on the left side. There were 3 or 4 other patrons at the bar and a guy working. Might have been manager but looked a little young. Bartender was cute slightly ratchet tatted up white girl with corn rows. Very friendly and flirty. Drinks over friggin priced. 8 bucks for a bud light. When I walked in there was a blond Caucasian dancer milfy with a Farrah Fawcet hairstyle (if you know you know). Working the stage so I thought maybe the trip would be worth while. She came by for her tip and was a Russian milf. Very flirty though not like the cold detached Russians up in North Jersey. We chatted for a minute then she got off stage and disappeared in the back. Then there was about a 15 to 20 minutes stretch with no dancer. There was another woman in the back who would appear talk to the people in the back and disappear. Blonde Russian came back out and went to VIP with one of the patrons. A few more minutes of no dancer and right when I was about to leave the other woman came out. Talk slim Latina, American though perfect English no accent. She had a nice body very tight, full ass and enhanced breasts. She came over to chat me up and I noticed she was quite a bit older than I initially thought. Dim lighting works wonders for these ladies. Still she was attractive and started asking me if I'd be interested in VIP. Not my cup of tea but I said I'd go for a lap dance. 20 dollars per dance and they lasted a good 2 songs or so. LD is a long communal room with a padded bench along the wall. Dance had good mileage, my hands were allowed to roam and she wasn't shy about grabbing me over my jeans at one point biting it through the jeans. After 2 songs I paid and thanked her. Another stretch with no dancer and milfy Russian came back out. She had really nice tits so I asked for a dance and we went back for 2 songs. Once again a lot of mileage and roaming. When I came back out there was a third girl. Cute but chubby not as appealing to me as the first two so I finished my overpriced "cheap" beer and went on my way. If you don't mind the overpriced drinks and long wait fun can be had. Both dancers pretty much made it clear that anything goes in the VIP.
1 yr ago
Disappointed, not worth a special trip, it seems to be Regular City
Disappointment. I stopped in here the other afternoon only because I was in the neighborhood. The place itself is clean and decently lit. There is lots of off street parking and the lot is fenced in, so passers by probably won’t see you walking in. When I arrived in the early afternoon the place was pretty much deserted. There were three girls working plus a fourth that seemed to be administering barside shoulder massages. All of the dancers were white girls, and so was the massage girl. Two were locked down by regulars and the third was an Easter European sounding woman who also works at another place under another name. Feel free to PM for details on that. Only two of the women went on stage in the near hour I was there. When the girls were on stage (typical Jersey set up around the bar) there was no nudity, topless or otherwise. There was also minimal to no tip walk. The EE woman was the only person I spoke to. She’s a larger gal, blonde. We established that we knew a lot of the same people and she had some inside baseball commentary on some Tuscl favorites at another place. I also learned about her outside work as well, but frankly, I wasn’t interested enough to get details. I never spoke to anyone else because they were all busy chatting with what I assume to be regulars and never made their way to me. One (dirty blonde, slender, big glasses) seemed to be doing a brisk business in the VIP. I wanted to wait for her to see if it was anything worth pursuing, but she had at least two lined up in front of me and never even spoke with me. Another, a skinny older blonde with decent looking man mades, never approached me, possibly because I was chatting with the EE. She kept complaining that her boobs were popping out of her outfit, but given that this is a strip club, I kinda thought that was expected. Even when the EE left she went back to a regular. I bailed after that because I didn’t want to get manhandled by the massage girl. From a distance all I can tell you is that she is heavily tatted. All in I spent about a hour there with money to spend and I walked out of there having barely broken a $20 bill.
1 yr ago
A nice way to celebrate
I went here with a friend for his retirement to celebrate him leaving his job. We pulled into a nice lit parking lot with not anyone outside acting foolish so that was a plus. Went in the door and got checked by security and the stage is immediately in front of you when you enter the club (the security is on the left and bathroom immediately left in front of security). So the club has a nice set up stage behind the bar. Seats along the bar and seats away from the bar to chill and just to look at the games on the TVs or the girls on the stage. When you sit at the back part the ladies do not really visit up there. Well as far as the dancers go there are 3 types. Europeans, Black girls and Hispanic Girls. No big ones but there are thin to BBL in this club so you can get what you like. The lap dances here are $20 per song. The VIP is $225 for 30mins. I had gotten a lap dance here before with a couple of girls and it was ok. The lap dance room is open with couches along the back room. Not private at all but you get your feels in and all. I did see this one exotic beauty and we did a VIP session and the touching was amazing but no extras. She so sexy I went twice with her. She was very beautiful and friendly and I would definitely go back to see her again. The drinks were good priced as well. Sot heavy 8 to 10 dollar drinks go fine no big deal I am not a heavy drinker. There is a girl that walks around the bar selling shots as well for $5 if you want a quick boost or pick me up during the night. The clientele there is varied street guys, bikers, businessmen and women. So you can fit in and not feel intimidated by the look or feel of the crowd it is all about the women here. O yeah the DJ booth is in the back and the music was pretty good too. The only let down here is there is no food. Sometimes some wings and beer can go a long way but if you are not hungry and just want to have a beautiful woman on your lap this is a good place ti visit for sure.