Same Old, Same Old

I arrived during the mid-afternoon on a winter Thursday and pretty much immediately upon walking through the door knew I was wasting my time. I had been here about 6 or 7 times before over the past several years and every time the same 2 dancers are working - a very skinny, rather plain-looking woman with glasses named Kristen and another one whose name currently escapes me who is also on the slim side with wavy dark hair and usually seems to be at least slightly drunk or stoned. Once again, both of them were there and Kristen approached me before I even got my drink order from the also very skinny bartender with the excessive tattoos and braided hair and tried to hit me up for a private dance. I might have been willing if one of my fantasies was to get down and dirty with a librarian because that is what she looks like, but that is not the case at all so I respectfully passed. The other girl also made her way over to me to try to solicit a dance, but I quickly sent her away as well. I saw one other light-skinned AA girl while I was there, but she never got off the bar stool so during the approximately 45 minutes I was there, half of the time there was nobody on stage at all and the other half it was one of the two anorexics dancing so this was a complete disaster. I have usually come here during the afternoon, but I think I am going to pull the plug on that since I only had 1 pleasant experience out of about 7 visits which is obviously not a good batting average. Unfortunately, most of the other reviews don't give me a lot of confidence that this place is all that much better at night.

During the sales pitches I received, it was stated that individual lap dances (which are performed in a back room with about a half dozen chairs and absolutely no privacy) are still $20 per song so at least they haven't jacked up the price like so many other area clubs have recently done. I did not get pricing on the private VIP rooms, but there is no doubt that most of the girls will do just about anything in there based on some of the remarks I have heard directly from the dancers and a few of the other reviews. Don't expect to get it on with a supermodel, though, the pickings are very slim. The one hot girl I got a lap dance from about a year and half ago hasn't been back in quite awhile as confirmed by the barmaid.

Also, make sure you dispose of any bottles, cans or condoms in a garbage can inside the club. Apparently the guy who lives next door to this place got tired of people dumping shit in his yard and carved a less than friendly message on the wooden fence indicating his displeasure.