Reviews

Stopped in mid-afternoon. A few customers in the bar. Lots more dancers than usual for a slow Tuesday. I was expecting to see the usual daytime dancers, but was surprised that there were…

This place is off the beaten path for me, but I go here every know and again. Its really, REALLY, hit or miss. I've walked in here a few times and its been…

For some reason I decided to stop by, since I haven't been here in about 10 years. I like bars with very nice looking girls if the I'm going out, so fantasies generally fits the…

Stopped in late on a Thursday afternoon. Place was empty, but lot's of dancers. This is one of the reasons I don't come her too often. You get hit with a dollar parade too…

Stopped in for first time in almost a year. The "renovations are done. the old lap dance area has been converted into a few VIP rooms and the space where tho pool table was is…

Something has radically changed,...Not like it was, No more Bar H... at one time, 3 deep/ bumper to bumper in the parking lot, because they actually PAID THE GIRLS. they stopped paying the girls and brought…

Was heading back to north Jersey and was originally planning on stopping at Fantasies, but my friend remembered another club he had previously seen about a mile or so down the road. So…

Place was very busy. Lots of dancers, but many were headed home. Most dancers were busy with regulars or guy tipping heave. There was group at the end of the bar throwing dollars at…

Stopped in last night to try this place out one more time. I can honestly say that I will probably never come back. They did some upgrades but only to the outside of…

two Saturday nights in a row. First trip had only two dancers I think belong on stage. There was one American. the rest were Russian and WOC. not my style of music. the dollar parade…

two Saturday nights in a row. First trip had only two dancers I think belong on stage. There was one American. the rest were Russian and WOC. not my style of music. the dollar parade…

Was here on a Wednesday afternoon. Not many customers, 8 dancers. For a change, the dancers were very attentive, which meant lots of conversation, offers for dancers and flashing. 5 were Russian and 3…

This place is filled with a ton of Russian dancers. There is a large rectangular bar and the girls dance in front of it. It is often very hard to see. After…

Decent place that they've recently changed the interior of. The old private dance area is now a VIP room and the old pool table area is now where they do the lap dances.…

Have been an on and off regular with Untouchables. Summer times are always the best, as you can see fresh meat from Russia taking summer vacations in the city and sponsoring it through stripping. Some…

I was a regular here until my work schedule changed. I've not been here in a few months. On Friday I was passing by and decided to stop in. Now that my schedule is back…

This place was renovated not theat long ago, and looks pretty clean inside. Huge rectangular bar area, with a slightly raised table area in the back. There is a roped off area with chairs for…

This club was closed for renovation, but is back now. I expected some major changes but things are the same for better or worse. Summertime is usually good to go to Untouchables as lot of visiting…

My current favorite. The dancers range from average to hot. lap dances range from lame to wild. It depends on the dancer. I found that buying a her a shot or two before the dance…

Been a while since visiting Untouchables, but it hasn't changed much from what I remember... Shot up the GSP to exit 114 and rolled up thru S Laurel Ave almost to Rt 36 and it's…

Decent place which I stop at from time to time. Typical NJ bikini bar setup, nothing special but not a bad place to stop. Bar was not crowded at 10pm on Friday... domestic…

The place is right off the highway but has a pretty private location to it, with a back parking lot. Bar is pretty dirty, but acceptable. It has a typical dive bar type feel to…

I enjoy going to Untouchables. My ratings for club appearance and dancer quality reflect in comparison to other strip clubs. It's not quite a dive but not much above that. There are…

good time to be had here, decent enough drink prices; gets a decent size crowd on the weekends, pool & golden tee available what more could you ask for. Standard 20 lapdance in a room…

I don't know what made me stop in here last night. I'm glad I did, since it turned out to be interesting and will make me return for more investigation. There were only a few…