Hit and run
Stopped in on the way home from fishing, around 2 pm. I knew it was gonna be slow that time day and I was right. Saw maybe 5 other PLs there, all looked to be in thier 70s at least. Walked in, eyes adjusted to the dark and ordered a beer, $6. Before that beer got to my stool, a tall blonde was on me. Said her name was Chanel, She had a nice rack and looked to be in her 40s (told me she was 32). Gave me a big hug and a kiss on the cheek. Asked for a kiss as well. Lots of grinding. She asked me to kiss her cleavage which I abliged. Could barely take a swig of beer before she was pushing lap dances. I said I wanted to finish my beer first. Chanel started grabbing Jim Dog and pinching my nipple. Gave me a better view of that big rack. Well, that won me over. Off to the lap dance section. This consisted of a large couch behind a curtain that was around a corner from the bar. If it weren't for 2 other dances going on, it would have been private. Chanel immediately starts selling for vip, telling me the things she wanted to do to me. I let her know that vip was not in the budget today. Tried getting me to break out a cc. That wasn't gonna happen
As soon as she got the hint, dance was over. Had to be less than 3 minutes. I had more contact in the bar than i did with the dance. Gave her the $20 and she asked for a $5 tip. Told me to come back next week and we'll have some vip fun. Fat chance. I saw at least 4 other dancers working. 2 of which were AA. I probably should have held out for one of them. I'd say maybe next time but I doubt next time will come for a while. All said and done, spent 10 minutes and $35
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